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Hello Sup Forums,
My name is Dana Theiede from Kare11 based out of Minneapolis
I'm writing a column on "meme magic" and would like to here from the source. If you would like to be credited feel free to leave a name.

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Post a pic of your asshole so we know it's really you.

Excuse me?

we have rules here "dana"

This.

OR post a pic of timestamp with a shoe on your head.

If you want us to respond like real people you have to prove that you're not just role playing.

Gas the kikes race war now.

Hello Dana, I can tell you everything about our underground network. I am a fellow Minnesotan. Welcome to the club milady.

a there you go

You are a reporter and do not understand English?

Regards

Matti

Frankly I get why I was reccomended to just make up a crazy story about you guys instead of actually reporting. No wonder you get the publicity you do.

gtfo

This is the Rhodesian flag stitching forum, we are a board of peace.

see

Topic I am focusing on is "meme magic."
Could you give me a brief explanation and some examples?

TITS OR GTFO

Post your fucking titties bitch, or take your story and suck dick with it

Underneath the layers of antisemitism/racism/sexism Sup Forums is actually a wonderful place abundant with information.

Post proof that it's really you and we'll elaborate on our tactics. People make shit up all the time here so we need varification. If not you're getting the usual normie treatment.

>Even writing your name wrong

fuck off you fagget, check my numbers

Give the tits and butthole and we'll consider Dana

Example:
repeating digit need to be followed, follow instructions given in psots, and KeK will grant you your wish of knowing about meme magic

You all do realize Dana is a males name correct?

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Oh no, now the three people who Still read your dinosaur media column are gonna hate us

Sup Forums BTFO
HOW WILL THEY EVER RECOVER

NIGGER NIGGER

also check them

Hear not here, as for making up a crazy story and not researching the topic that is the SOP for all main stream media. Tits or gtfo.

Still need proof that it's really you faggot.

Even better

don't listen to these faggots. post your feet instead.

Post tits and time stamp to prove you're not a larper.

Or at least Shoe On Head.

KEK HAS SPOKEN

Yes, and?

Hey Dana! I am also a reporter my name is Christine and I work in Florida.

You're older than I thought.

women's rights was a mistake

Yes, tits and butthole now.

Also, why are you not reporting over twitter paedophilia scandal? Too rough? Truth hurts?

Time stamp with ID card or fuck off.

no it is not

Can we get some dick pics then? Shit Anthony Weiner could do that for us.

I've given you my name and employer. I get the feeling that the racism and antisemitism are "barriers of entry" for the easily offended and would like to see what truly lies inside

we praise kek and await tye coming of the lord jesus kekrist to destroy the evil unholy roman church and satanic networks

WITNESSED

And you wonder why I delay the shirtless pictures

Memes allow to modify brain connectivity in specific ways, and to elicit neurodynamics processes that finally encode beliefs. We can so far force a target brain to filter incoming information the way we wish, and we can get that target brain to distort and transmits further the information we want to

As usual.
Piece of shit MSM wants to prod and lie without playing our simple game.

Normie douchebag.

There's nothing to report.

And don't be rude. You're a guest in our holy place.

Also if I get reeeeeepeating digits, it means Kek likes you, but he still wants to see your boobs.

wew lad nice get

ah, meme magic. meme magic is the idea that the power of memes begin to affect real world events. one of the most prominent examples of this was baneposting and the recent germanwings plane crash, & now the supposed power of meme magic is being used on this board to help trump win. pieces of information pertaining to certain events appear to coincide with the advent and growth of their memetic counterparts. i will spare you the details of each coincidence pertaining to each case-- the point is that many attribute this new breed of synchronicity to a newly-coined modified law of attraction, meme magic, that the subliminal strength of the memes sooner or later penetrate into reality.

Want to a one on one skypterview with a dashing Irishman famous for having the largest nob on the island?

[email protected]

this is not a game, Dana.

are you circumcised?

Go fuck yourself!

Oh jeez, I wonder what could of led me here. Possibly #twittergate showing up all over my timeline?

>Boxxy.
You're going back to the old queen of b.
You've been here a while, son.

yeah thats it

just a silly meme

If you have given your name and employer you just have to prove that with a timestamp and picture.
ex I can claim to be Donald Trump:
>Hello Sup Forums,
My name is Donald Trump from The White House based in Washington DC.
I'm writing a speech on "meme magic" and would like to here from the source. If you would like to be credited feel free to leave a name.

Name and employer is not enough I can claim to be Donald Trump

What truly hides eh? Podestas and pizzas and TWITTER AND AAAAAAAAA

kek has spoken

Fine. Just write today's date on a piece of paper. Hold it next to your face. Take a pic. Upload.

Then we will talk.

You do realize we need dick pics now then, correct?

Also, Dana, make sure you ch3ck em. You never know when he's watching and what you might win.

So a Sharpie in pooper is still on the table, right?

Shoe on head NOW

>I can claim to be Donald Trump mind

You have provided no proof for your claims.

A large percentage of things said here are false. So no one takes anything without some kind of proof.

Correct.
Encryption.

Faggots like you come here and prod but can't put your feelings aside.

You're going to be coming here a lot more now, I promise.

Can confirm, if it's the real Dana he's a dude. Twitter account says he's an old guy hockey player and guitar slinger wannabe.

Screenshot this so we have proof of their media being told to
>"Just make up crazy stories"

This, ya stupid reporter.

Member when journalists actually did important work?

Member when journalists kept the powerful in check rather than posting on a Tibetan hand puppet forum?

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Thank you for the replys!

WITNESSED.

HE DEMANDS NIPPLES

DON'T TOY WITH HIM

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If digies Boxxy is reanointed Queen.

>could of
Are you really a fucking journalist? Learn your mother tongue, you ungrateful ape.

Stop dreaming you ginger freak. Go clean the englishmans toilets.

We are equal people here OP so we treat everybody like shit

But now we know you have some nice saggy titties.

Don't hold out on us you little slut.

Sup Forums is a board of peace. It was written by our holy prophet mootykins (pbuh) that raids, and trolling are not the way of the chans. Those who practice such are not true followers of anonymous. Stop with you Chanophobia bigot.

You were told to post your asshole.

We don't do this shit for free, how do you think CNN gets their stories on us?

Fuck all thy for not casting out this unholy attentionwhore of babylon.

eat shit and die bitch.

>t.FUCK.YOU

It wouldn't surprise me that even their journalists can't speak English properly

Oh jeez golly molly darnit. Really this is something you need you to report?

Consider this place high IQ international huge beer house with running gags (meme magic being one.. Or is it? Check my post digits). We speak freely, truly and without hesitation. Most people are honestly good people, both males and females.

Dont you just hate it that Alex Jones is more correct than any other media? Wonder why that is?

>99
>88
>55
fuck, man

See? This is an example of meme magic. Kek has willed this answer, reporter, and now you must use it. KEK DEMANDS IT, REPORTER

Yes. The Alt-Right is very gay friendly.

fuck off nigger were full

Should really set your Facebook profile to private.

Guys this is my local station

kek will tell you nothing

>implying

Include pic related as the Head Meme Magister in your report, kthxbye

LMAO we did it ebaumsworld!

cute doggo

maor!!!!

investigating meme magic because of #twittergate?
you're not very good at your job ((Dana)), aren't you?

>living in Minneapolis
>ever

kek, how does it feel to know you are going to die in a series of massive attacks in 2017 that will be blamed on ISIS to get the goyim in the USA excited to kill all muslims in the middle east to pave the way for greater israel?

screencap this and abloo-bloo over it as giant slabs of skin slough off of your body

Lurk more faggot.

Dana, just ask questions, and we will answer. We'll #LarpWithYou

But if you don't ask questions, this is going to quickly turn into an oldfag circle jerk.

Then call up your local station and tell them this guy is a faggot for giving us what we ask for

>NBC
>CNBC
go away

>implying

So no proofs. Stop LARPing faggot!!!!

By making memes of immeasurable dankness, we hope to harness the power of the jew to bring about Ragnarok. To do this we sacrifice children and small animals to appease Lord Kek. In doing so he will grant us the ability to make danker memes.

PRAISE KEK