During the “Weekend Update” on this week’s “Saturday Night Live,” co-host Michael Che mocked Breitbart News over President-elect Donald Trump’s selection of former Breitbart executive chairman to be his chief strategist.
Che joked that Breitbart has been called sexist, racist and a white nationalist news site, but he thinks “news site” is a little too far.
“While half the country is worried Trump is going to make America unsafe for women and minorities, the first guy he hired was former chairman of Breitbart News and fitness enthusiast, Steve Bannon. That face, though. Breitbart News has been criticized by many for being a sexist, racist, white nationalist news site. Strong words. I don’t know if I’d call it a news site. Calling Breitbart a news site is like calling the R. Kelly sex tape a [romantic comedy],” Che stated.
When asked about the clip, Breitbart editor-in-chief Alexander Marlow said, “It’s ironic Saturday Night Live claims to know what’s ‘news’ considering their punchlines are ripped straight from the headlines of 2002, which is roughly the last time SNL was relevant. R. Kelly sex tape? Timely reference!”
>mfw the electoral votes assigned to California get halved after the mass deportations and the 2020 census.
Daniel Bennett
Just hold on a little longer. His victory tour will be here before you know it.
Evan Sullivan
>Trump holds out his hand for Mitt Romney to shake >while he's still like 30 paces away That's a power move. He might as well be putting his ring hand out to kiss, like a monarch.
Angel Lee
Senator, that's nonsense
Michael Perez
>liberals keep talking about "unifying America"
I don't think they grasp whats going to happen You lost folks
Zachary Rogers
>ywn knock your eye out on a treadmill
Jaxson Russell
If Mattis starts a war I will join the army and follow him to the depths of hell
Jack Scott
>wake up >remember Hillary Clinton lost the election
Logan Ross
Once they're all dead and the spics are deported then we'll be unified.
Tyler Peterson
UHMM WE MUST FAIGHT DE ESTBLISHMUNT ON WALL STRIIEET
Xavier Phillips
You "people" are on the wrong side of history, when shit hits the fan just remember YOU are the ones that made all these goofy "funny" Trump memes and normalized bigotry, this is all on YOU.
Good luck with that guilty conscience.
Jacob Perez
> there's a timeline, somewhere in the Universe, where Hillary won the election
Dominic Howard
c h i p p e d m y a p p l e
Cameron Thomas
>Sweden Pays Thousands in Welfare to Islamic State Terrorist in Syria
Sweden paid the equivalent of more than £4,300 in welfare to an Islamic State terrorist as he fought with the Jihadist group.
Swedish Muslim convert Skråmo left for Syria with his wife and four small children in August 2014, and now goes by the name Abdul Samad al Swedi.
Since then, he has appeared in a series of propaganda videos, sometimes alongside his children, brandishing an assault rifle.
It is claimed the family had been living off handouts of £627 (5,814 Kroner) a month.
However, according to Sweden’s Göteborgs Tidning (GT), it took more than a year for Sweden’s welfare agency, Försäkringskassan, to suspend his generous welfare handouts after he became a terrorist.
The agency recently sent a letter to Skråmo’s Gothenburg address, informing him that his child and housing benefit had been discontinued.
“Försäkringskassan has stopped payments of child benefits and housing benefits for your children,” read the letter, which has been passed to the newspaper.
Magnus Ranstorp, a terrorist rehabilitation expert in Sweden, told the paper: “It exposes how weak the system seems to be in its control mechanisms.
“Skråmo has been one of the most well-known IS sympathisers for quite some time.”
Adding: “Police should be able to somehow sound the alarm and inform all the authorities when someone has journeyed down there.”
Furthermore, Skråmo reportedly owes his landlord £6,671 (61,842 Kroner) in unpaid rent.
In April, his wife sent a sarcastic email to Gothenburg’s court, telling debt collectors to abandon the cases against them, as they were planning to never return to Sweden.
“To make it simple for you, you don’t need to send more papers to me,” she wrote in the email.
“I am not in Sweden and am probably never in my life going to come back… so for your own sake, can you just drop it all ;).”
It would be like Hirohito demanding concessions from McArthur after Japan surrendered. I don't think they realize that their insurgency is dead. Marxism is dead. Trump will be relentless and ruthless in his pursuit of Marxist infiltrators.
Mason Clark
Please liberals, die on the identity politics hill.
there is already a mod in the steam workshop for Civ V
Thomas Nelson
I will never get tired of being reminded.
Ian Clark
Smug Trump is best Trump.
Lucas Nguyen
Hello Drumpfkins, on election night you were all saying that the electoral college needed reexamining since at that moment in time Trump was leading the popular vote and you thought he would win the popular and get BTFO in the electoral college...
>Industrial, Military >Once you research the Internet you get double culture output
Dylan Ross
> the best economists in the world barely understand TPP > but reddit fully grasps it
Nolan Kelly
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>Sweden the first failed state within Europe as a direct result of Third World immigration.
>Sweden is where the lights are on but nobody is home.
>they were shamed for being brutal countries and were bred to become impotent and helpless doormats out of the liberal guilt complex.
>When a Muslim goes doggy for Mohamed prayers and stuff the Swede and German rush to kiss and sniff Muslims ass
>Yes they are racially enlightened and look down on other countries that still struggle with racial issues despite the fact their police were calling the rioting somalia refugees a year or so ago in stockholm.... monkeys.
>Is Sweden now is officially a terrorism-sponsoring state.
>It's called Stockholm syndrome, for a good reason.
>Sweden is a bit too busy with important issues such as manning mansplaining hotlines and gender neutral snow to deal with silly matters like ISIS
>The human secularist of Sweden forced Christianity out and filled the vacuum with Islam, Satan's religion. Satan's spirit of death, destruction, evil and hate replaced God's spirit of life, love, peace, joy, mercy and grace. I'll give the rest of the world this friendly warning, don't allow Islam into your nation.
>Sweden elected a feminist government and it all went downhill from there. Now Swedish women get to be raped by Muslim hordes while being told they mustn't speak out lest they be accused of the hate crime of Islamophobia.
>>>"Donald Trump has yet to arrange to speak with Swedish Prime Minister Stefan Löfven, despite the Swedish leader sending him a congratulatory letter and the US President-elect already calling Denmark’s Prime Minister Lars Lokke Rasmussen". I totally understand why. Sweden is a rogue state that harbours terrorists. Why waste your valuable time on fools?
sweden is fucked and breitbart shitposters know it
Austin Bennett
>TPP >in any way, shape or form; 'good'
I would have seriously considered throwing myself off of a building if it had passed.
Colton Gomez
Dude no one cares about these.
Matthew Wilson
what sub?
some people just have to suck establishment cock, they can't help it
Carson Reyes
>reddit intelectuals
Colton Bennett
He says as he replies
Robert Evans
most hilarious moment of the election
Oliver Flores
>Obama obfuscated the contents of the bill because he didn't want China to know it was bad for them! That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. China was SALIVATING over TPP. Also they had probably read every page the same day it was made public.
Elijah Parker
> that army vet segment on F&F
Noah Butler
>t. britbong thinks petitions do anything
Bin that knife!
Evan Carter
Their teeth deserve boots.
Ryder Lopez
The problem with TPP isn't even the economics, although that part is bad. The main problem is giving an international non-elected commission absolute control over our economy and regulatory agencies. It's a sovereignty issue more than an economic one.
Brandon Martin
>on election night you were all saying that the electoral college needed reexamining Literally no one was saying that. Also Democrats have a HUGE advantage in the electoral college, and they still got BTFO
Joshua Torres
>Les Bains crash >Brexit >Trump winning the republican primaries >Trump X Farage >Trump actually winning, the absolute mad man >Marion Maréchal Lepen joining the party >MemeDrive could be working after all
Everything is pointing to a Trump Galatic Empire because meme magic is actually real, prove me wrong
Lucas Reyes
My problem with TPP is that it would've made my legally obtained chinese cartoons and gaymes illegal.
Juan Martin
>I love multi-nationals being able to sue governments if they pass any law that might hurt their benefits Lolbertarians need to die
Adam Reed
I swear to this day that the entire CO fiasco was in part a false flag by Trump. Especially that twitter post.
Jacob Fisher
>Migrants Burn Down Hall: ‘There’s Not Enough Nutella and Gummibears!’
Migrants burned a hall down, injuring 26 people and causing €10 million in damage, during Ramadan because they thought there wasn’t enough chocolate and candy.
Two men have been charged for setting fire to the hall, which was being used as an asylum centre, in an attack that lit a hundred-metre high pillar of smoke that could be seen from across Düsseldorf.
“It was triggered by a dispute about food during Ramadan,” a spokesman for the state court said of the criminal act, which left 26 people injured and resulting in 10 million euros’ worth of damage.
Red Cross employees reported that the arson attack on June 7 happened as a result of inflamed tensions during the Islamic month of fasting, in which Muslims choose not to eat during daylight hours.
Ordinary lunchtime meals in the asylum centre were cancelled during Ramadan, to the dismay of non-Muslims, with hot food served only early morning and late evening. A spread of cold food was put out during the day for migrants who weren’t fasting.
Lehne, district head of the German Red Cross, revealed migrants set fire to the hall in anger that chocolate spread and confectionery was available at the buffet in daylight hours. >“There isn’t enough Nutella, Gummibears, and chocolate,” they shouted.
Red Cross Gross said: “Most [migrants] were satisfied. There are always very few who complain.”
The two men who have now been charged by the state prosecutor are Algerian Mohammed D., with aggravated arson and dangerous bodily harm, and Moroccan Mohammed B., who called on other migrants to start fires, with acting as his accomplice to both offences.
A monthly tracker of public attitudes towards key issues last week showed Germany has now overtaken the United Kingdom as the most concerned nation in Europe.
