>When asked about the clip, Breitbart editor-in-chief Alexander Marlow said, “It’s ironic Saturday Night Live claims to know what’s ‘news’ considering their punchlines are ripped straight from the headlines of 2002, which is roughly the last time SNL was relevant. R. Kelly sex tape? Timely reference!”
fuckin savage
Kevin Sullivan
>FFXV is fucking terrible Well no shit. FF is terribly old now. It reached it's peak in the early 2000s/late 1990s. Square-Enix need to find older IPs to revive or at least create a new one.
Cooper Butler
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Lincoln Scott
go away remainer no one wants romney
Connor Mitchell
Hollande says Paris Agreement is irreversible, is this true?
Ian Smith
we elect our president by direct election,then we vote in the legislative and the prime minister is picked by the president who come from the biggest party after the legislative election. That's why we had right wing prez and left wing prime minister and vice versa during the 80s
Oliver Murphy
Who started the rumor that Mittens was up for SoS?
Andrew Hill
You've used this same title like 5 or 6 times in the past day or two.
Ryan Bell
Only if roles were reversed
Lincoln Ramirez
I'm growing uneasy. I don't know what the democrats, neocons, blm, and islamists are scheming at. What are they planning?
Austin Hernandez
What the fuck is he going to do about it?
Blake Price
anyone got dinner plans tonight? make sure to dodge the Protective Press™
Jayden Sanchez
jack shit Obama signed the agreement for 3 years but that doesn't mean Trump must respect it
Julian Morales
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Jeremiah Hill
It's a bot
If you don't like it, make one yourself before 300 post
>At Upper Cutz, a bustling barbershop in a green-trimmed wooden house, talk of politics inevitably comes back to one man: Barack Obama. Mr. Obama’s elections infused many here with a feeling of connection to national politics they had never before experienced. But their lives have not gotten appreciably better, and sourness has set in.
>All four barbers had voted for Mr. Obama. But only two could muster the enthusiasm to vote this time. And even then, it was a sort of protest. One wrote in Mrs. Clinton’s Democratic opponent, Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont. The other wrote in himself.
>Few of the men and women interviewed on West North Street last week had voted for Mr. Trump, though many said they admired him. (He spoke his mind. He was rich.)
>“If I would have voted, I would have voted for him,” said Andre Frierson, 40, a security guard working the evening shift at Jake’s. “From a business perspective, I loved him.”
>As for Mrs. Clinton, “other countries probably wouldn’t have respected us because we had a woman running the country,” he said.
>One exception was Justin Babar, who said he voted for Mr. Trump as a protest against Mrs. Clinton. He blamed her husband’s policies for putting him in prison for 20 years.
>As for the claims of racism that have dogged Mr. Trump, Mr. Babar wasn’t so worried. “It’s better than smiling to my face but going behind closed doors and voting against our kids,” he said.
>Tarvus Hawthorne, 45, a program coordinator at a local nonprofit, agreed.
>“He was real, unlike a lot of liberal Democrats who are just as racist” but keep it hidden, he said, his jaw slathered with shaving cream. “You can reason with them all day long, but they think they know it all. They want to have control. That they know what’s best for ‘those people.’”
Oliver Martin
>mfw sister LITERALLY said Trump must be bad since all these celebrities are against him
Jason Carter
Anyone else convinced that Trump knew from the beginning he couldn't lose? Not that he was just confident but that he knew without a shadow of a doubt that he was going to win? After reading his books and going back through the election I've noticed how every little move he's made no matter now small it seemed was perfectly thought out. Every small scandal that never ended up hurting him, every single shitpost on Twitter with occasional well placed typos, targeting hard blue states despite them not swinging red in a long time and taking almost every single one of them. The only thing that comes close to a snag that he hit was the pussy tape but he navigated that so smoothly I almost assume that it too was intentional.
This man is a fucking genius and he just had to know that he was going to win from day 1.
Jaxon Gomez
It's annoying.
Ryder Jones
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Sebastian Cox
I really would like to know if botmaker is the same autistic anti donaldtrump2016online.com shill
Oliver Barnes
channel all those Trump powers so Juppe loses
Ian Fisher
LOOK OUT NAZIS
Adrian Ward
Gave a ton of Shinobu images hats today. 3 or 4 from other people.
I know your jest, but at this point I am so tired of this chaos I would gladly and wholeheartedly accept what would be accepted as fascism. Anyone who stops this endless stream of protest and road blocking has my support.
Logan Russell
yeah, no, he did have a meltdown during the Colorado/Wisconsin primaries, good thing Manafort cleaned his shit up
Zachary Howard
Dont focus on it.
Brody Morris
I hope Trumpfans have bought Trump2020.com etc.
Jonathan Gonzalez
> Green Day > relevant
Henry Russell
gas her
Thomas Taylor
If Trump is smart, he'll let Tulsi Gabbard become the Secretary of State
If he does that, he'll be re-elected. Period.
Christopher Lopez
he is a time traveller it's not the first time he is running in 2016
Nathaniel Powell
maybe for a man, not for the God Emperor
also, no government may bind its successor
it has been very impressive, maybe he just knows his enemy. the msm always tries to -ist rebublicans, and twists everything they say, whilst covering for the dems. he exploited their programming
Jose Carter
I be the is
He also said he takes valium, an anti depressent, most likely for his autim or his mental illness
But it doesn't matter. He does keep the threads going because you dumbasses are too lazy to make one yourselves most of the time, and that's the only thing that matters
Andrew Rodriguez
this band was never good pop punk and punk were never good either
Connor Murphy
Will she accept though?
Owen Rogers
Why is she sitting on giant doughnuts? Curse inbound.
>my fiance is very ill and going into surgery >he supports Trump, I supported Hillary >should I dump him, r/hillaryclinton?!
look at the comments
>Hand him the ring and go home. No, pack up and leave, putting the ring on the table. You don't need to have a fight. Even your Republican family will be glad to have you back under these circumstances. The guy can get through the surgery on his own, that's what nurses are for. And with no wedding to plan he'll have plenty of time to recover. The sooner you act, the less you'll waste on cancelled printing/tailoring/catering. If he wants you back, tell him maybe he can try again in four years.
>Just sounds dysfunctional and borderline abusive. It's important to take care of yourself. Do what is best for you.
>Get out while you can.
>Not sure what to say. I'm a straight male but if I were in your situation, I would leave him. He didn't think of you or anyone else when he decided to do what he did. You get to be selfish, too. Let him learn actions have consequences. He sounds...terrifying. I would not want to be around that. I loathe people like him. Let him feel one ounce of what other people are feeling right now. People who are absolutely terrified. > I'm a straight male
>Don't feel like you're obligated to stay with him cause of his surgery cause there will always be reasons you tell yourself to make you stay. You should get out while you can. Not to be offensive but he sounds kind of crazy, like one of those white guys who was radicalized online.
>Yeah that's quite the jump from supporting Bernie, to endorsing Trumps cabinet appointments. Must have really hated Hillary I guess? misogyny
>I agree with everyone here:leave. You're not his nurse or his mother, it isn't your responsibility to see him through the surgery. You've become socially isolated already because of his behavior.
Jordan Ward
Literally this
Asher Rivera
Shut up. No one likes Trump. He may have won but majority of Americans did not vote for this orange loser.
Nicholas Brooks
what the actual fuck
Jonathan Kelly
What is the argument against the loose movements characterized as fascism? The idea of a national goal of strength seems natural and right. I unironically can find no fault in it compared to other movements.
Angel Fisher
I didn't for the first few and now I am because its annoying me. The lack of care and creativity triggers my 'tism.
Brandon Wilson
Melania told him that if he ran, he'd win, but he had to run. And lo and behold, that's exactly what happened.
Mason Watson
Sherif Clarke for Homeland Security please
Caleb Kelly
BRO TIP LIFE HACK: Unless welfare gets completely shut down by 2018, America will NEVER be great again
Wyatt Thomas
Needs better resolution. Looks like Michael j Fox's computer screen
Dylan Cox
wewlad
What an awful, awful human being. Of course, the fact she even asked the question means she was going to do it regardless
Leo Rogers
it's funny. all those years they acted like they were anti-establishment when they really just didn't like Republicans
Carter Johnson
I would love him being able to say whatever he likes with Trump catching little to no heat. He has no real administrative experience at that level, I think.
Logan Cox
Funny because Green days a bunch of manlets
Cooper Perez
Because she's autistic
Easton Sanchez
>/r/hillaryclinton still exists
Nolan Thompson
Jesus Christ I am 100% ok with systematically killing every single leftist Honestly, i am content with the idea like never before
John Carter
His other kids are adults now - he is doing it for Barron's future - and all of your kids too
Noah Wright
my sister unironically thinks drumpf will parachute troops into sanctuary cities to snatch up illegals and delinquent mayors like a reverse Little Rock
Daniel Watson
Soros wants his shekel's worth I guess
Lucas Martinez
Yep the old autism. Don't know what to tell ya, make one before 300 or suffer in silence. The pastebin is right there, if the bot makes on then no one else is really all that bothered by it enough to make one.
Thomas Gonzalez
Why do I have a feeling that she is something like pic related?
David Campbell
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Brody Robinson
That's the question, but Trump know how to make deals
Last thing he needs is a neocon warmonger on that position, instead a person who stands for peace is needed.
Liam Young
Saw pic related at shoppers today, left me with a smile for the rest of the day.
MAGA
Brody Richardson
On the bright side, the guy dodged a bullet. Crazy harpy won't be busting his balls for alimony a few years down the road now
Dylan Martinez
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Nicholas Hill
i hope she is right
Jason Perez
Can't read that shit for shit. Is this what Michael j Fox sees?
Liam Perry
Tell your sister she's absolutely correct and it's gonna be fucking awesome to witness
Cameron Gomez
I'm in awe. I'm also completely sickened.
Ryan Miller
>hoers
Xavier Taylor
> What are they planning
Normalizing death threats and violence against Trump supporters.
Expect a news story about a college student being shot over supporting Trump, and every media outlet will basically say "he deserved it"
They're already blaming kids for getting attacked and blinded by illegals, they're already trying to claim videos of trump supporters being beaten are fake or unrelated, they straight up cut in a scene of Reagan getting shot during a Trump speech on CNN
They've spent decades laying psychological frameworks in liberals and now they are going to activate them and try and get the blood flowing down the streets
Jaxson Thomas
we didn't woke up kek thooo
ISIS did, destroying the temple where it was sealed
Andrew White
I would legit stick with my hand for the rest of my life if it meant I didn't have to associate or deal with trash such as this.
Joshua Myers
What about their song "American Idiot"? They literally wrote about not being controlled by the media and anti-establishment. Look at them now.
Parker Harris
I can always fuck dudes.
KEK
fucking cunt
Parker Morales
dude we have ids
Henry Baker
lmao
Anyway, no wonder huffpo's gone to complete shit
Thomas Butler
>almost 3 weeks later >liberals are still supremely asshurt
I don't think it's ever going away, lads. They're going to be mad until they die.
David Walker
> "...or find women that aren't crazy cunts"
Too bad that social media makes an impression that only these exist. Then again when they're allowed to make 1 billion blogposts / day on multiple accounts to attract orbiters, it can look like it.
Kevin Bailey
They'll make a list of the top 10 American legends and Donald Trump will obtain a spot in the >5 area.
Jayden Reyes
A warm onahole with good lube > an actual Vagina.
I'm not even memeing.
Camden Morales
That is probably the smuggest awoo I have ever seen.
John Taylor
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Jordan Sanders
this meme is missing something
Jack Taylor
youtube.com/watch?v=ctmZGSyMFy4 >half pays attention to the election >buys in to the "We're all doomed no matter who wins!" meme >votes for Hillary anyway >now makes a video about Trump being "triggered" >doesn't understand Trump won while trolling the media for the last year+ >his channel blew up so now he thinks he knows better than anyone, including Trump
