Things a white person would never say

Things a white person would never say

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I love muslims

A FUCKING LEAF

I love all the diversity in my neighborhood

I think I'll apply to South Central Community College

There's not enough black people on this airplane

I love Canadians.

I''m so proud of my heritage.

checked

Don't give the leafposters a thorough delousing.

I don't need to get a job my privilege will pay for it

My dick is bigger than Jamal's.

I don't know my father

I'm not happy with you seeing Tyrone sweetie.

I don't know how to swim

I'm proud of being white.

I feel accepted by my country.

I voted for clinton

If someone caught this porker and put him in circus he would make bank when hohol type semi-coherent sentences with it's wee trotters.
It would be wonder of the world to see piggy shitpost on Sup Forums.

Make Africa great again

we're the real racists

did you see how the Capitols beat the Penguins?
I win bitches, suck it

someone has to pay for my kids.

Now that Trump won, I'm moving to Mexico!

Looks like pig-hating mudslimes are already inhabiting Eesti.

It's my fault.

There are just not enough blacks in this movie theater!

Refugees not welcome.

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This is the best thing I have ever tasted!

((We need to accept multiculturalism because diversity is our strength))

I think non-whites should have the same rights as whites because they are just like us and have contributed to the world just as much as us.

Isn't it funny how all the people that said they're moving away if Trump wins picked rich white countries? Shows how truly anyone gives a shit about Mexicans

Well that would be a bold faced lie

We dislike hohols for all the squealing and kicking they do but good sausage and your bitter tears cried while slobbering on Merkel's cock make up for wrongdoings. Thank you.

Underrated

I'm a leftist who wants diversity in my own neighborhood.

I'll have two tortillas and a bag of soda please

Bix noods

"Gee, Dontrell. I don't think raising your voice and throwing things at cars is a good way to make our point, here."

>Isn't it funny
It is quite amusing.

i dindu nuffin

You're welcome Ahmed, now go and enrich Essti's new president's vagina in the name of progress.

I wish peanut butter never existed

We need more diversity.

HE DID DO NOTHING WRONG HE WAS A GOOD BOY

#ImWithHer

I'm really proud of my parents and grandparents for protecting our birthright.

>Things a white person would never say

Are you sure that black man is guilty, officer?

I actually had a lot of white friends actually go to SCCC in Mankato, MN, fucking leaf

I recommend the new restaurant that opened up in E St Louis!

Black Lives Matter

I bet that black man owns that Mercedes-Benz

*SCC

I love being on welfare

There's too much ice on my sandwich!

lol fucking cumskin punk ass whiteboys.

"We're expecting!"

I'm going to open a business on Martin Luther King Jr Blvd

I wish they would let that nigger make my food.

"I'm glad they're building a new mosque down the road"

My Obama phone _______.

"Sure, I voted for Trump. How else did he win if people like me didn't vote for him?"

I'm definitely not going to have sex with my sister

Hitler did nothing wrong.

well theres another thing, my cock is bigger than yours Rastus

I DINDU NUFFIN GET YO HANDS OFF ME MUTHA FUCKA, I AIN'T GOT SHIT, MAN GET YO HANDS OFF MY DICK

"I'm a cuckold"

Protip. Those who do say it are commies. They don't count.

ayo

Mom, the teacher asked me my daddy's name. What should I tell her?

Fancy another condensed milk sandwich, John?

Mayonnaise was a mistake

I hate stealing other peoples culture

November is White History month.

My child, who committed an armed robbery, is not responsible for his actions. The Police that arrested him are racist and hurt him when applying handcuffs. He was a pleasant young chap, he did no harm to anybody.

Ooga booga where the black woman at

I'm ashamed to be proud I'm white.

>you are a fucking black men!
>omg, a sis black men complaining, cry more please.
>kill all black people.
>black people are cancer.
>we are now under total republican rule. texbook fashism. fuck you black america. fuck you mysoginyst pice of shit. Gnight.
we have a ton more wish someone more wish continue.

This movie theater sure could use a few more niggers. It's too quiet in here.

We all say that

Dayum nigga, is dat sum chikan? Dayum!

FUCKIN KEK

Underrated

Come on mine is funny

HOL UP! HOL up!

Well, I kekked. On the other hand, at least whites know how to make sandwich bread.

That mooncricket judge won't be biased and go easy on the jiggaboo.

I'm not from Argentina

These zebra-skin seat covers sure look cool!

Chick-fil-a just isn't as tasty as McDonald's.

Goddamn that looks good.

>trump wins election
We President

You called me a (cracker, paheka, guero, potato, etc.)!? Put 'em up!

Let's go rob a nigger and take all of his money!

I'm sorry for something that I didn't do.

Sam Hyde did a standup on this.

"I have black friends"

Mayonnaise was a mistake.

"Deadass" , nigger word, should not be used by master race

haha pretty gud 4/5

NIGGER!!!!

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