Tell me about Finland. Why are its memes so strange? Why are its people so autistic?

Tell me about Finland. Why are its memes so strange? Why are its people so autistic?

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it's the cold and the lack of sunlight

finlands ancestors were powerful forest magicians, they've simply continued that tradition but on the internet

>he actually believes that 'Finland' exists rather than being a made up country

top kek

>tell me about Finland
Northernmost FRT - Future Russian Territory.

You just want us to believe you're not real so you can retain your meme culturing techniques. I won't fall for it!

Cuz their language is weird as fuck. They have the biggest personal space in all of Europe but don't mind going in sauna nekkid together.

A long time ago the finns were tribal sami people but then the swedes came and converted them and killed them and well Finland was a part of Sweden for several centuries but then eventually they got independence and got shrekt with the EURO, should have implemented a finnish kroner

R A R E

They were a very simple people who lived in yurts until the masterful swedes brought civilization to them and tamed them and used them as shocktroopers in the Great Nordic War of Russian Aggression

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>Great Nordic War of Russian Aggression
>Russian Aggression
That's funny, because it's true. Except when we sued for peace and admitted that we were in over our heads, you guys said "haha NO".

And then you shat away your empire along with your army.

It's more like the swedes were afraid of fighting the russian empire and just keeled over and gave finland to russia.

Which in hindsight was good, or else we'd be most likely europe's second middle east like you guys.

Yh like in 1944. Putin has finnish genes btw from grandparents

>Finland is a country along the mountains of Norway on the east, extending on the shore of the ocean; it is not very fertile except in grass and forest; the people are barbarously savage and ugly, and practise magical arts, therefore they offer for sale and sell wind to those who sail along their coasts, or who are becalmed among them. They make balls of thread and tie various knots on them, and tell them to untie three or more knots of the ball, according to the strength of wind that is desired. By making magic with these [the knots] through their heathen practices, they set the demons in motion, and raise a greater or less wind, according as they loosen more or fewer knots in the thread, and sometimes they bring about such a wind that the unfortunate ones who place reliance on such things perish by a righteous judgment.

Our culture doesn't have small talk, conversing with a stranger for anything other than asking for directions is considered weird (cashiers etc are not included in this), about half the time finland is freezing cold and in winter the sun barely comes up at all, we are neighboring the biggest cuck country to the left and the old "big bad red blob" to the right, to top it all off we have irish level drunk citizens who drink in public and it's considered another day in finland
so back to why its memes are so strange, well simply put because finnish people are so strange don't know if id consider finnish people autistic but we do have many oddballs
you're welcome to try, this time we have ammo and gear

>Putin has finnish genes btw from grandparents
kek, who cares
Peter I said it best: whomsoever is willng to die for Russia, let him be called "russkiy".

You can start meming about how Putin hates Russia and Russians now - I allow you. You are permitted.

I'd rather not - there's nothing of worth in Finland we haven't bought as dachas.

You have not seen what they have seen.

Nothing wrong with finland

That's just the excuse NATO needs to start hammering your ass.

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In sauna all taboos are loosened. Homosexualism is allowed, so is sucking dick etc. It is our secret place where everything is permitted, including hot and steamy action

fuck off fennoswede

I don't know what kind of saunas you frequent dandy boy but homosexuality is never okay to "a true finn" aka no true scotsman, unless you are tom of finland level hard gay

> oy vey
> look at that white country that doesn't have high number of muslims, jews, HIV and drugs
> we must start war with it, mr. Putin.

Came here to post this

Yea yea of course. "Nothing" of homosexual nature happens in sauna of course. People just sit there naked doing nothing, just sweating.

Nothing "homosexual" to see here move along folks! Nothing goes in the Sauna foreigners ;)

I lik finlind. Kan I moved der?

fugg

People talk and drink beer in saunas, that's it, just because you suck dick in a sauna doesn't mean the rest of us do, so keep your gay fantasies to yourself and maybe go back to sweden?

t. A FUCKING LEAF

Don't bother, unless you're highly educated and have hands on experience you will have trouble finding employment, don't know the job situation in helsinki but in mid finland it's god awful

HOLY FUCKING KEK MEME MAGIC

DO YOU SEE IT

DO
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Balls fish :D just wants some balls :D

I heard finland has good weapon laws, is this true?

speaking of which
youtube.com/watch?v=wqQhQSbe6fw

also, superior finnish sketch comedy:
youtube.com/watch?v=nyl9FMHRfOE

Autistic people can't even take care of themselves let alone run a successful first world country.

The only people likely to have some kind of a disability is those who constantly bring it up and try to project.

It is a myth. We're actually an Israeli proxy for information warfare spanning over decades.

It's just like Canada

They play hockey, drink vodka and in many cases look like russians. Seems dangerous

Finns are not autistic. We simply have lived together for so long that we communicate mostly on the level of shared assumptions and subconscious signals.

>NATO
It's dead, Jim.

Got one.

Good to know butthurt finns don't end. If there's anything in finnish blood that isn't vodka - it's butthurt.

Yes of course. Just drinking beer, talking politics, nothing sketchy going on. Just naked guys sitting there, nobody touches other cocks.. no back washing.. yes we are heterosexual around here nothing going on here folks! Maybe sometimes someone accidentlly touches cock when too tipsy drunk but is accident

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what is finnish mating ritual?

Go back to clean toilets for 1 euro per hour, Ahmed

Alcoholism is also another stupid meme.

Estonia has this too, but we prefer a mixed sauna, everyone naked, men and women.

There are retards who think its immoral though.

Besides finland, have you forgotten this?
youtube.com/watch?v=7M6-NLm0GBM

Finns are ancient treefolk who through whispering to the devilish swampgod Kullervo came to possess weird, mythical powers of "Spädrä-Pörde".

In practise, this means wider than usual personal space, unless a swamp is near, which is when the powers of Purjo Pore come into effect, and true autism can commence.

>dat second vid

youtube.com/watch?v=dsgEwOZ33YI

Pic related.

>tfw the globalist kikes are doing their best to destroy our harmonious society by importing shitskins here.

Helsinki is full of them.
It's fucking disgusting.

Like clockwork.

>we're not alcholics, look at Russia!
>y-y-you're not W H I T E

The Butthurt Belt nevr diappoints. You guys do know we make so much fun of you only because you're such huge lolcows, right?

Get drunk at bar and after you're sufficiently shitfaced you get into the middle of the bar and begin singing this
youtube.com/watch?v=qx8hrhBZJ98

If a female approves the rendition of ancient finnish mating song they will approach and grunt once in approval, then the two of you catch a cab to to her place and have a night of very forgettable sex

Never sell mushrooms to me or my police force again

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Finshis meeams arse bestnigs.

kek fucking always

It's the amount of caffeine we consume. Makes your brain go haywire in the long run and that's when spurdo starts happening.

>Go out
>Go shopping
>English speaking person says hi to me
>Day ruined

I know you're trying to bait me to lash out but you're really bad at this, just go back to sweden and ride a novel about your gay sauna fantasies, that way at least you'll be making money.
>M*grunts hello to his breast pocket*
>W*shuffles feet and whispers hi to her earring*
>M*tries to talk but has to clear throat immediately after*
>W*controlled laugh until sneeze interrupts it*
>M*turns red as an apple from coughing*
>W*thinks the guy is embarrassed to be in her presence*
>M*blurts out* "ill see you tommorow" *and starts speed walking away*
>W*raises her voice to say ok but it cracks*
>both parties go home thinking of each other
and that is how finnish people find their mates when sober, the drunk variant is much more simple
>M"nice ass!"
>W"thanks! wanna dance?"
>M"Ok"
>5minutes of awkward dancing where the women determines how drunk the guy is
if he is sober enough to have sex
>W"let's go to my place"
>M"ok"
if he is not sober enough to have sex
>W"that was fun, see ya"
>M"ok"
Source of information, from my ass

Sauna is a holy place of meditation.

You should be put behind sauna right away(If you know what I mean) for that blasphemy you fucking abomination-cuck.

> just jew my shit up

independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/russian-hiv-cases-reach-record-high-of-over-a-million-a6828816.html

Here is Kullervo losing his mind to autism

>1:27
what are they saying?
På han?

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Its a free market, I do as i please.

This. Finnish social culture is so advanced that foreigners can't comprehend it.

mene maahan = lay down

youtube.com/watch?v=TqC7WO7vEkE

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They are the only country to be cucked by Sweden. Being cucked by cucks tends to demoralize

Being a finn looks like hellava fun

Picture related, get permits, maassa maan tavalla = when in rome do as the romans do, you don't see us coming to your country and getting shitfaced while embarrassing our entire country and its people...
well i guess we are even

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Great Khan willing, we will sweep down from the northern forests as a scourge.
To the east, to the west - wherever we go a trail of burning mosques and COLONIZED darkskin women will follow.
The road from Moscow to Brussels will be laid arm to arm with crucified degenerates and they will all herald the coming of the new age.
Eurasia is Finn clay. The world is finn clay. The lament of your women and the ash drifting from the places where you worship false gods aflame are our manna.

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Still buttmad over than lost clay?

You are pathetic cuck.

>"Nothing" of homosexual nature happens in sauna of course. People just sit there naked doing nothing, just sweating.
We do that in Germoney, is it different in finland?
Have you ever been there fikki?

I have some finnish friends. The breed that visits us is completely different though. Degeneracy is high in these guys. I used to work in retail where i met alot of them, and i seriously thought that some were mentally ill.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finland_under_Swedish_rule

this kills the fin

Yes yes purely heterosexual that is what I said, no homos allowed in sauna this is the ancient rule... no cock sucking at all ;)

They maded a lincucks.

still english not very yes, maybe learning of useful could be, shaking of my head towards of the russian man, english of learn is he not, if only learn of the english he could, then understand him we can.
honestly i think they are full blown alcoholics with the madness that comes from over drinking

> mad about piece of land that russians turned from rich industrial area to africa-tier shithole

Please keep it.

so that's where the left over mail order brides went

It's the mongolian throat singing's frequency mutating the brain, is it ?
TELL US YOUR SECRETS TO EVOLVE TO A HIGHER HUMANITY

youtube.com/watch?v=pFCqUROWEKU

YOU WILL KNOW OUR ETERNAL SECRETS

>Please keep it.
Actually laughed. We keep it regardless of what you say. Thats what being loser means.

Th-This is beautiful. I am not worthy of the ways of the saami..
Mina olen sinnapi

youtube.com/watch?v=pdycjpyhNNY

Pierre?

>travel to Denmark
>passport checking guy is the standard build for apparently all males in denmark
>6'10" and rail thin
>he stares at my rippling muscular mass with his lanklet eyes and says something in a language that probably supports communism
>hands me my pass port back
>walking down the street at 4am, a ladyboy says something to me in their still unintelligible commie language, punch him in the face and run

>flight lands in Italy
>every males a brown midget
>every womans a model
>what the fuck is this country?
>walking through Florence at 4am
>a wild gypsy appears, "gib monee"
>throw my heftiest straight right into his gut and run back to my hotel :^)

I think I've made it my goal to punch someone in every Euro country I visit. UK I'm coming for you next!

legit rare flag. Its even a different fucking shape

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ballsack obviously, just look at it

Because their national drink is literally moose piss

Than-that is common typo for english speaking.
We took your land, your riches, raped your women. What you do? You spend your time pointing out typos. Cuck.

And the distance a reindeer can go without pissing is a unit of measurement :DDdDD

and intense inbreeding with mongols

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