Apparently, the Secret Service is not too thrilled with Trumps pick for SecDef
Secret Service opposes Gen. Mattis pick for cabinet
Oliver Gutierrez
Elijah Peterson
en.wikipedia.org
>Mattis commanded the 1st Marine Division during the 2003 invasion of Iraq and subsequent stability operations during the Iraq War.
>He encouraged his men to grow mustaches to look more like the people they were working with.
>mfw
Xavier Lopez
Tell the Secret Service to shut the fuck up and mind their own business.
Caleb Garcia
If you can't trust... Duffleblog? Who can you trust?
Jaxson Davis
>blog
ebin
anyway did he really pick Mattis? Fucking based
Jaxon Gomez
Yeah I'm sure the secret service said that
Daniel Foster
No doubt about that.
>Trump to repurpose USS Enterprise into floating hotel and casino
duffelblog.com
Mason Turner
>duffelblog
k
Juan Brown
duffel blog is the onion for military, i've got a few articles on there
Alexander Flores
>duffelbag
Jose Thomas
The CIA isn't a particularly good intelligence agency (despite its incredible knack for creating an image) and if Trump were to take a hatchet to anything that has repeatedly overstepped the mark and put the country in the shit, he could quite easily start there.
Lincoln Cruz
The Duffel Blog is satire. It's like The Onion, but from a military perspective.
Adam Edwards
DAILY REMINDER
"You go into Afghanistan, you got guys who slap women around for five years because they didn't wear a veil. You know, guys like that ain't got no manhood left anyway. So it's a hell of a lot of fun to shoot them. Actually it's quite fun to fight them, you know. It's a hell of a hoot. It's fun to shoot some people. I'll be right up there with you. I like brawling."
Oliver Hill
>He killed 3 people in the elevator. Na son. Son na.
Aaron Long
Read the article dumb fucks. It's hilarious.
Joseph Harris
I thought it was a policy of the secret service to never comment on politics?
Alexander Davis
>You know, guys like that ain't got no manhood left anyway
They licked his Corps, along with the rest of us. Now they're sat around in Kabul having their little boy parties, just as they were before, and during, the pointless 14 year intervention.
Joseph Lee
The Duffel Blog is the Onion for the military.
Caleb Gonzalez
Yeah I just finished reading it now.
Quite a funny article actually.
Nolan Ramirez
wtf is a duffelblog?
Christian Baker
>duffelbagblog
>sources say
>no archive link
sage yourself
Austin Bennett
>literallywho.com
Robert Garcia
>Showed great restraint by only killing 3 people who looked at him funny
Hilarious
Jose Robinson
Its a parody websit m8
Joseph Gomez
>As part of his pre-trip planning, sources say that Mattis wrote a five-paragraph order with detailed plans to kill everyone on his way to the building, to include TSA workers in the security screening area at his home airport, the pilots flying him to New York, all the passengers on the aircraft, the taxi driver who picked him up, multiple people who were rude to him on the subway, and staff in the lobby of Trump Tower.
Kek
Liam Turner
wtf, I am cruz missile now
Ayden Torres
yeah if he's yearning for death maybe
Gavin King
>duffelblog
Where the fuck do these one-offs keep coming from?
David Gutierrez
HOLY SHIT MODS DELETED #TWITTERGATE POST BY user
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MODS ARE PEDOPHILES
Bentley Fisher
What the fuck
Mattis' callsign while he was active was CHAOS
Mattis is the CHAOS CANDIDATE
en.wikipedia.org
Camden Moore
Duffleblog is the only publication that the Secret Service would violate their NDAs for.
Elijah Cook
The secret service is also one person, similar to Sup Forums.
Brody Butler
You think only one SS agent out of all of them had to sign a NDA?
Levi Lopez
Considering that they're a single-person entity, exactly like Sup Forums, yes? Duh?
Parker Rogers
THIS. you retards will argue about anything
Jason Hughes
>occupying enemy territory
>pointless
pick one
Nathaniel Moore
I hear Godfather say, you look like.. a hobo.
POLICE DAT MOOSTACHE!!!!!
Jaxon Cooper
>duffelblog
Jeremiah Price
HAHAHA HOLY SHIT
Blake Perry
Is this satire?
Chase Carter
YES!!!!
It's the Onion for veterans.
Chase Murphy
Knowing about Mattis I believe it. He needs to get picked
Ryder Mitchell
nice try user
Brayden Johnson
Do us all a favor and kill yourself OP
Carter Martinez
>As part of his pre-trip planning, sources say that Mattis wrote a five-paragraph order with detailed plans to kill everyone on his way to the building, to include TSA workers in the security screening area at his home airport, the pilots flying him to New York, all the passengers on the aircraft, the taxi driver who picked him up, multiple people who were rude to him on the subway, and staff in the lobby of Trump Tower.
Sounds legit.
Daniel Perez
dont mess with this guy