Vagina

Vagina.
Vagina.
Cramps from period.
Donald Trump.

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MUH VAGINA
MUH WAGE GAP
MUH WOMYN
I'M A FAT PIECE OF SHIT HAHAHA

You forgot food

Christ, she just keeps getting fatter.

She used to be kinda okay looking. Well... except maybe the face.

and anything she says thats isn't "vagina, vagina" is stolen word for word from other, usually dead comedians.

Then, that helps expose the virtue signaling faggot cucks like Jim Jefferies who say "we comedians just think a lot alike so it's just accidental plagiarism. "

CASUAL SEX AMIRITE LADIES

Muh stolen jokes

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

>best female comedian
>keeps her word when she fights for what she's passionate about
>a total 10/10 physically
>a perfect role model for all young women everywhere

don't lie, you'd eat that snatch

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Girls fart,
Muh pussy,
Muh being a drunk whore,
Guys are lame mkay.
Now laugh because I have a pussy.
The world is now over because Trump won by landslide and instantly showed how dumb and irrelevant I am.
I deserve to be famous cause I have a pussy and am not good looking.
Now laugh or you're a sexist,racist asshole like Trump.

God she's ugly.

And to think she's only going to get uglier as time goes on.

has she already arrived?

$10 says she sharts in the marts

you're big girl.

She really looks like miss piggy

>kinda ok looking

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME...

Women are funny. get over it.

Everytime amy talks about her vagina, I just lose my fucking mind.

Uggg. She looks just like worm man from Freaked.

fuckin pablo in the background

She's not a bad person nor is she totally unfunny, just incredibly mediocre.

Look at the neck on that guy...

>women
>mediocre
wow

I want some one to show her this song somehow

youtube.com/watch?v=o3Es-PRMAg0

kek

>promoting degenerate values that would otherwise disrupt potential lives and future relationships for millions of people you will never meet or know, swaying and perverting thoughts and minds in those who are easily influenced by pop culture instead of promoting healthy growth and cultivating ideals in your fanbase

>not evil

You don't have to be committing genocide and mass rape to constitute being "evil" mate.

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Except that she calls it misogyny because she's a "newcomer comedian" who happens to be female.

A newcomer comedian is someone no one has ever heard of starting out at small clubs. If you're a comedian with your own TV show on comedy central, getting featured on the cover of GQ, and participating in Comedy Central roasts, you're not a fucking newcomer.

Uhh uh I mean Girls rule, Women are Funny, get over it.

>a-are they gone?

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it's pretty bad when the first thing we think when reading that is "oh, it's an Amy Schumer joke. Spot on."

You do realise all those Sup Forums views about degenerates and stuff are just memes, right? No one here actually seriously believes any of that stuff.

Hahahaha fat whore

he moved to canada yet?

>except maybe the face.

lol bretty gud

You do realize the Irish aren't white, right?

>877

>le Sup Forums is satire meme
neck yourself

Sadly, I've noticed a mass influx of the "morally upright" Christfags since Trump won.

The kek magic scared them off, but Pat Robertson saying Trump won "by the hand of God" is bringing them back to shitpost agaisnt everyone getting pussy and having fun.

Sup Forums being ironic, is a meme

Is it really that hard to believe people who aren't fedora edge lords, who are actually healthy young people who want a better society would come here?

You're either naive or a master ruse man in which case, 2/10 for getting me to reply.

Women can't do vulgarity. When they curse, it sounds desperate. When it comes to sex: women are either sexually arousing or disgusting, neither of which is funny, so don't bring it up.

Why do slam pigs think anyone would care about their opinions?

Some serious Poe's Law in action below. Pretty embarrassing 2bh.

>tfw I used to like Jim Jefferies
Man he should start drinking again already, this whole muh guns muh religion stuff isn't funny at all

>YEAST INFECTION.
*crowd erupts with laughter*

This place is full of roleplayers. Your autism doesn't change the nature of reality.

No matter how much we talk about the cunt and tear into her the media and the Hollywood industry will continue to push her to the front until normalfags stop caring.
I'd rather forget this fat tub of shit even exists at this point to maintain my on sanity.

DUDE
SEX
SEX WITH A MAN
SEX
MY PUSSY

I'd rather fuck a nigger t.b.h.q.

DUDE SOCIALISM LAMO

You're not answering my question, just because you surround yourself with what I can only assume are leftist retards who don't live by any principles in life doesn't mean we all do. I have a family and want to raise them in a better world, memes and jokes aside similar people come here and we can talk about important issues to us that plague our societies, you're starting to sound like an underage retard from Sup Forums.

Holy shit I just gagged when I opened up that photo.

She was kinda okay when she was in that chubby phase with like two push up bras on.

>Beyonce

WTF WHAT'D SHE SAY??? SO OFFENSIVE!

This. Women have no concept about how to be funny. It's not bred into them from a young age like guys, or at least the opposite it bred into them.

Women are told that they have to take care of themselves, not do gross things, look perfect, have self respect, etc. Comedy itself is part self degradation. That's why it never works for a woman, it sounds like they are fishing for compliments or just doing poor versions of "male" comedy.

It's surprisingly a very fine line between being able to degrade yourself in a funny way and just sounding pathetic. Guy's, if they aren't good looking, have to (Or can) learn to walk that line to try and get a mate. Everyone loves to laugh after all. Women never have to, they just have to look good and they are done.

>Incredibly mediocre
Which is just enough for a woman to become successful.

He meant ok enough for a blind guy that was slumming

>le women can't be comedians mene
youtube.com/watch?v=paQhkCodc78

huh, looks like Sup Forums got btfo again.

MEN HAVE PENISES
I ATE A FOOD
YEAST
MOIST
DRUG QUEEF

Yeah. He was funny. Then he got to Hollywood and drowned in the fucking Kool Aid.

If Australia would trade him back for Steve Hughes, I'd be happy.

reminder that pablo was fired and deported for sneering at queen chloe

Please clap

I didn't even read your post tbqh.

If you sincerely believe the dog shit people post here for laughs, your newfaggotry is showing.

Yeah, I mean... yeah, can't argue with that.

Confirmed retard

>She used to be kinda okay looking...

...as long as you're only looking at the thumbnail.

yes I no longer own any sides after she sent them to space.

how she got even fatter
kek

This bitch is disgusting and just steals jokes from other comedians. Worthless jew cunt

>Battletoads.png

>Sadly, I've noticed a mass influx of the "morally upright" Christfags since Trump won.
>bullshit: the post

They have always been here

I love how Christfags automatically assume my life is meaningless because I don't have an imaginary friend.

I think that spending life walking on eggshells over the fucking infinitesimally small chance that breaking some arbitrary, 2000 yr old rules will prevent me from experiencing an existence that was promised in order to ensure I follow said rules is pretty fucking meaningless.

Hail Satan. Praise kek. I'll be blowing cocaine dust on your daughter's pussy while your living morally superior.

>Then he got to Hollywood and drowned in the fucking Kool Aid.
I recently listened to one of his Opie & Anthony appearances on youtube and my sides were fucking gone
He's gotten really preachy unfortunately which just pisses me off.
>Steve Hughes
Is there even any new stuff? He's really fucking funny (and I also like his old band)

She was a 4 at best. Now she's full hambeast mode, 2/10 would not bang, even though shes got money.

>oh shit, I've made an absolute bell end of myself repeatedly
>b-better call him a retard

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>She used to be kinda okay looking
Nope, she looked like a frumpy kike whore. 2/10 would not bang

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Holy fuck shes ugly.

Im pretty sure thats the reason why shes fat. Why even try if your face looks like that?

VAGINA
PERIOD BLOOD
WOMEN

>I love how Christfags automatically assume my life is meaningless because I don't have an imaginary friend.
>I think that spending life walking on eggshells over the fucking infinitesimally small chance that breaking some arbitrary, 2000 yr old rules will prevent me from experiencing an existence that was promised in order to ensure I follow said rules is pretty fucking meaningless.
>Hail Satan. Praise kek. I'll be blowing cocaine dust on your daughter's pussy while your living morally superior.

lol a legit triggred reddit edgylord fedora

my autistic stepbrother loves pocket watches.

You admit you can't comprehend anyone not thinking like you and taking stuff said on Sup Forums seriously.

In short, you're a newfag

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>he doesn't believe
>must be fedora edge lord from reddit

Dumb newfag doesn't know the "le fedora atheist" meme originated on leddit, and moved here with the Pao migration.

Is that Mike Pence in drag?

>Dumb newfag doesn't know the "le fedora atheist" meme originated on leddit, and moved here with the Pao migration.
>being this asdblasted mad
Thank you for proving my point r/atheism lol

That's not what I said though.

I said that the people who take memes on Sup Forums seriously are Poe's Law in action.

That's you. You are Poe's Law in action. Embarrassing!

>lol

and thanks for proving mine

elaborate
Because you seem to be unable to comprehend anyone not thinking like you and resort to muh Poe's law when called out on this.

Probably smells like day old chicken wings and vagisil.

>I have no retort and I must comment
So I noticed lol

Except she is a bad person, she tries to manipulate normies by shilling for gungrabbers like her cousin Chuck

Because you're a child.

Oh I can comprehend it alright, I've just been around long enough to know it's the newfags. I look down on such people.

Yeah mate but honestly who cares about any of that.

Who's a sexy piggu?

Hahahahahahaha comic genius

>and he "lol" again

>degenerate elitist Jew whore who tries to use her public image to influence people publicly
>honestly who cares about that?
I think you may be on the wrong board, friend.

>Oh I can comprehend it alright, I've just been around long enough to know it's the newfags.
>a newfag attempting to pose as a oldfag
/new/ and early Sup Forums prove you wrong
>I look down on such people.
Sounds like something a redditor would say to be honest