See this guy in the bar he asks you to buy his snake oil

you refuse, he accuses you for being a globalist and hes coming for ya... Wat do?

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Buy one of water filters instead and beg for mercy.

Slap his gf's ass

Alex Jones is controlled opposition. He is a perfect example of how they infiltrate our communities, convince us to act like a bunch of retards, and defeat our purposes from within.

Millions of people follow this dumbshit, but nothing happens. Nobody leads a better life under his guidance or example. Not at all.

pray

Tell him to stop acting like a liberal, select all images with a store front, then turn 360 degrees and run away

PLZ BE MY FRIEND
WE HAVE TO RALLY AGAINST THE COMMIES

Offer him a drink.

>controlled opposition
who is he controlled by, mr. tinfoiler?

Stopped watching after he jewed us on the Wikileaks anniversary. This faggot knew exactly what he was doing.

Tell him to stop, drop, and check my digits.

Spray him with fluoride.

Pour him a nice tall glass of AlexaPure water from the bottles I take with me.

>Nobody leads a better life under his guidance or example
how do i have a better life then u fucking piece of shit

turn 180° and moonwalk away.

kek

Lift without his ridiculous supplements

Nordic Resistance Cuckshed?

sip some more of the swedish kool aid and call him a oppressive cis white male

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Alex Jones is literally Bill Hicks. Look it up

Call him a fucking kike shilling water filters.

yes but posted in wrong thread

it's not like his media outfit is the only one that has commercials:
>fox news sells catheters and reverse home mortgages
>cnn sells adult diapers
>msnbc sells tampons
why does only infowars get shit for it?

He doesn't look bulletproof to me.

Matriarchy wins again

Whip out a squirt gun full of unfiltered water and tell him to back off

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break your conditioning

I would never be in that situation because I would have showed him my male vitality bottle and him and I would have a screaming competition to uncuck our pineal glands

>he's controlled by the jews!
yeah not watching that, i'd wager the argumentation is:
>he married a woman whos mother is a jew
>therefore he is controlled by jews

>he only rarely brings up zionism and the fact that the globalists are predominately jews
>therefore he is controlled by jews
right?

Thanks for correcting the record

Break my conditioning

youtube.com/watch?v=28tE0fKpISM

movie alex jones worked on detailing Israel involement in 9/11. MUHH ZIONIST SHILL EVEN THOUGH HE EXPOSES THE JEWS ALL THE FUCKING TIME. JUST BECAUSE HE DOESNT SAY JEW JEW JEW EVERY GOD DAMN SECOND DOES NOT MAKE HIM A ZIONIST SHILL

I pop it.

I POP it.

great answer.

the most interesting part about infowars is that the subject matter draws in all sorts of crazy fucks, but the craziest fucks end up not trusting jones and attacking him. so you end up with a base of viewers who are not actually crazy.

Take your shitty niggerspeak jokes back to plebbit.

>caller - The NWO is jews
>alex - I AM JEWISH I AM NOT NWO

I had no idea the liberal shills still had jobs. Thanks buddy. Alex Jones is a good jew ;)

disinfo. He was being sarcastic

yeah, i'm a liberal because i'm defending alex "SEVENTEEN SEVENTY SIX WILL COMMENCE AGAIN IF YOU TRY TO TAKE OUR FIREARMS RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGH" jones

POP POP POP

Nice move bruh

It's more of him not naming the Jew and when somebody does so on his show, he shills hard for Jews. I'd also say that his whole act of being a nut job is to enforce the stereotype that conspiracy theorists are all nutjobs so good goys can dismiss any conspiracy as a bunch of lunacy without going in depth and trying to understand the cases people bring up.

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since he is jewish opposition, yes you are. thanks for CTR
so he was pretending? Or is the red pill the hardest to swallow?

>not naming the Jew
he does though, when it's appropriate. which, believe it or not, is not every fucking segment and news story.

thanks for correcting the record

Apologize and assist him in removing globalism

YOUR THE ANTI LIBERAL AND YOUR PISSED

WE DON'T FUCKING SUPPORT SAUDI ARABIA WE FUCKING SAID THAT. WE CARE ABOUT THE AMERICAN PEOPLE.

Go to /fit

>WE CARE ABOUT THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
and israel

>alex jones is a jewish puppet
>you disagree with me, therefore you're part of a now defunct organization whose task was to help hillary clinton get elected
k

WERE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING

shove him down
he's on the floor
turn around
walk to exit
open the door
get on the floor
everybody walk the dinosaur

skip the break, this is to important. #truthbombsontheway