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Does this mean no more bones on Sup Forums?

Good

So what are bongs going to jerk it to now? Just use their imagination?

what the fuck? I mean how are ISPs gonna manage to block the MAJORITY OF THE INTERNET that is porn? Thats literally so much data, good luck with your magic titty and penis detecting computer vision algorithm I guess

Migrants raping their women

wow, i can't wait to see how much this decreases rape

Porn is haram everyone knows this

Its only for kids everyone. Basically nothing.

Maybe these silly britbongs will start raping all the pakis and turkroaches instead.

Farewell teabags, Sup Forums will miss you
> You must be 18 or older (an adult) to view this site

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Sharia law soon, brothers. Inshallah!

Top shelf

someone post bong wank time pasta pls

Maybe that's a good thing. When I've been not able to look at porn for a while I start actually being turned on when I think about women rather than just wanking to porn out of habit. Plus it makes me want to have babies and shit.

new goat exhibit at the zoo

UK the canary in the coal mine.

>Cutting off the full story
They want a default on kiddie filter basically.
It's retarded.

>Scotland

Explain

This one time, I was 'batin, right? And I wasn't using any porno, just my imagination. And I was imagining having sex with two chicks. Let your imagination go to work for a visual.
That visual is wrong. I was double wide, three legged, two penised, single headed and I was humping these two chicks doggy style side-by-side.
Ain't no porno ever gonna match the power of imagination.

degeneracy btfo

>Why bother torrenting it? Just stream it they said
>mfw 100gbs folder of it
Who's laughing now

They now have to jerk it to Ahmed raping their women

Is UK literally turning into islamist state? What say this is another piece as is immigration in their plan

How is it different than a simple pop-up?

Scotland was a mistake

> Say thing
> Offend muslim
> Get arrested
UK is new Atlantis confirmed.

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Shitty parents (aka 90% of them) can't stop their spawn watching porn, so want this default on porn filter.
Basically it's not going to be china, you'd just need to choose to have porn unblocked.
It's fucking insane.

SOUTH
KOREA
EFFECT

UK needs white babies not more pakis so keep it holstered

I didn't know Scotland left the UK. Thanks for clearing that up you pedantic piece of shit.

>is it necessary
It is called the Bill of Rights, not the Bill of Necessary.

So if you want access to porn you have to call your ISP and ask them to unblock the shit? Not as bad as I thought but still pretty shitty.

>Sup Forums constantly circlejerks about how great a fascistic totalitarian government would be
>britain slowly creeps towards becoming a fascistic totalitarian government
>Sup Forums says this is bad
You guys are the equivalent of the really slutty bitch who when you finally come to fuck her doesn't even know where to put the dick.

Don't worry, with Trump we get to join them. 'MURICA

Scotland has an entirely different legal system to England m8, you're posting shit that's like me posting cuckifornia news for the USA.

Yeah, OP is shitposting but cutting off the story before that bit is mentioned and all the retards here are gobbling it up.
Might not even be a call, could literally be a tick box on your router's settings webpage IIRC.

#Brexit

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We want right-wing fascist totalitarianism, not left-wing fascist totalitarianism.

not that hard senpai
you're thinking of excluding porn sites
sadiq khan is probably thinking of including non-porn english sites and everything arabic sites only

Reported to Shariah police. Enjoy your beheading.

The problem with the UK has nothing to do with what you describe. It's the fact that they're so far left and secular.

Great way to start a race war desu.

You did well my friend

>Implying right wing fascists wouldn't block all porn

Sadiq Khan is a glorified bus manager, I don't get why he's in the news so much, he has no power beyond fucking bus and train planning in London.

so can we have scotland?

Good, fuck degeneracy

I hope you guys now that Sup Forums is considered as a porn website because Sup Forums, /gif/ and other pornographic boards.

This desu. No one wants a stupid nanny using her totalitarian authority to "protect muh childrensss". they want a crazy future seeing bastard who will "build moon lasers" and "design venusian chemical plants" to "roast the jew".

not brexit, USA selling ICANN to the UN

Is there a law because of which they are doing this?

Daily reminder that Sup Forums is classed as an adult website, and will also be included in this block.

Irrelevant in this context.

Good thing the TRUTH part of the acronym trumps every other fucking letter, except includes NECESSARY by default.

Read the thread.

They wanted to do the same thing here recently, they cancelled it before applying it.

It'll probably get dropped soon, this is like the 5th time this shit has come up since 2010.

I was about to say didn't the government try to ban porn like spanking a couple of years ago?

Aid workers? More like AIDS workers.

They banned filming it here (along with farting and watersports or some shit?), but it's still legal to buy and watch.
Again, makes no fucking sense at all. Literally just WE WANT THE MUMSNET VOTE.

Fucking moral busy bodies ruining it for the rest of us.

Probably just use a filter from someone like google the same way they block porn.

Why is this country so cucked?

Please kill me, I dont want to live here anymore

Its simple, Post porn EVERYWHERE.
they cant ban the whole internet.

Basically when you sign up for your internet connection it asks you if you want to allow access to porn. You click "yes" and it then doesn't restrict your access. It's not as draconian as you backwards sheltered reactionary Americans assume.

>Sup Forums will miss you

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>they cant ban the whole internet.
don't give them ideas

Does anybody know of any third party DNS servers that do not mine your information?

at last, you'll soon be free of this hole. I only wish the same

Oh my god..

Is it really this fucking bad?

We're doomed.. all of us..

porn is degenerate and im glad they are banning it

Porn addicts should be fined.

Open NIC

Did they relegalize facesitting or squirting there yet, bongbro?

To be honest I think porn where people are actually fucking each other is degenerate, but a girl just fingerblasting herself is calm to me.

Wasn't there something about blocking "occult" sites as well?

>tfw germany too
>blacked goes bankrupt

I thought they did this years ago.

It's simple boy.
You tax the porn.

Thanks. Saving this one for when Brits talk shit about the USA.

I will tell you something. Americans like me get pissed off at how things are but deep down we know we don't have it that bad. We're attention whores who use our anger for purpose, so we find a reason to get angry.

Euros, stop waiting for your revolt and take it. You HAVE to fight against the people who are doing this to you. It isn't even too late for you. Take it now and show them you won't put up with it.

No, I mean degenerates who spend unhealthy amounts of time watching porn should be fined

Ah, already conditioned to this extent. You are excellent livestock id say. Jolly good.

>Americans like me get pissed off at how things are but deep down we know we don't have it that bad
Fuck off, America is SJW patient 0

Social liberals gtfo

Lol Britain is literally Rddit: The country
>muh safe space

SJWs know they don't have it that bad. Did you stop reading at that cause literally the next line explains SJWs.

>Americans thinking they have it better

Ive been to America numerous times, and honestly. Its a shithole for the most part. People are exceedingly materialistic and ruin their own and others lives because of it.

>Boy, 9, found hanged

>Sweden

>Excuse me, I would like one of your very finest internets, please.
>I have just the thing for you, sir.
>Excellent!
>Will you be having a wank every once in a while, sir?
>I beg your pardon?!
>Will you be Jackin' the beanstalk? Engaging in hand to gland combat? Shaking hands with the unemployed?
>Why, I never!
>Okay then. Roger, get me one internet for this gentleman. And hold the filth! Will that be all, sir?
>Well... you know, nights do get awfully cold and lonely sometimes.
>HE CHANGED HIS MIND, ROGER. PUT THE WHORES BACK ON!

>SJWs know they don't have it that bad
Relative to what? All you have to go by are skewed Sup Forums memes, misinterpretations and outright lies

Ah, so its more like a Stockholm Syndrome is it? Actively fighting for your captors. Jolly good.

>No, I mean degenerates who spend unhealthy amounts of time watching porn should be fined

Yea and degenerates who spend money on unhealthy food porn should be fined

Degenerates who spend money on unhealthy drinks be should be fined

Degenerates who spends to much time at the computer should be fined

See where i am going with this? I agree, porn is bad, but its even worse that the state should regulate your freedom so much. But i guess its hard for a brit to understand, since you live in such a Authoritarian society. Sad to see your so willingly ready to give away your rights, the state knows best right?

Pathetic

Go smoke a blunt, degenerate. Ideally a government works to protect its people by removing degenerates but that requires a strong patriotic pride that we currently don't have. Britain has never been cucked like America by its constitution

Any censorship at all is unacceptable.

Yes, unhealthy food should be taxed and discouraged in every way. Same for unhealthy drinks. I don't see the problem with this

I agree. It's fucking awful.

What the fuck is wrong with these people?

How do they not see that they're heading toward their own destruction?

Why do they think it's a good idea to do all this kind of shit?

Why isn't there open revolt yet? How much longer until it starts?

Have they all gone insane?