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Have to Fight two young tanned skin men, I think they're a doctor and an engineer.

Chances of being jumped

Will post video later

Pls kek will this fight

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Shadilay, OP

UWOTM8

hahaha dude when will u be done

if reapeatin digs u lose

GIVE US AN ETA

who needs to lend power when you can call the senpai for backin?

By the power of these digits OP shall die.

Fight dirty! There are no rules. Go for their throats, literally. Dont punch the jaw, punch the adams apple. Knee the crotch. Dont hold back. And if you're going to punch, imagine that you're punching a spot that is behind the target, so your movement does not end at the point of impact.

You've got this. They'll regret fucking with the wrong person IN HIS HOUSE.

Use a fucking baton

Go for the throat user.

One good punch square in one of their necks and both of them will fuck right off.

I can guarantee it

weak digits moonflag. OP may yet survive

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Just chug a bottle of super male vitality, strip down naked and charge them with a raging hard on.

Bring a knife just in case
Also wear a mask

Fuck knives, use a chair or a bottle

40 minutes (on pc now)

Bumping thread

WIll be posting picture of my face in ~30 minutes w/video lmao

I think im gunna get rekt

will get one though

they smashed up my 3k sink for no reason

Get a baseball bat/cricket bat and just go to town.

Shadilay. Make your ancestors proud.

If you aren't confident you'l win bring a weapon. They are an equaliser

CRICKET BAT.

SEE
FOR DESPERATE MEASURES

God this isn't a fight, this won't be hand to hand, beat the shit out of them with a large wooden or metal object and once they realize you're serious they'll disperse.

>Have to Fight two young tanned skin men

just shoot them

Bag of coins lad

just get your friends to go with yo

Tell us a little more about it. Meanwhile, calm yourself. You need all that adrenaline for later. Stay chill, stay focused.

You WILL win.

>doctor and engineer
You crashed and ambulance into a bridge or something?

How much you wanna bet OP is gonna become a pair of fucking chinese finger cuffs for these paki fuckers who broke his sink while he shitposted on an Laotian comic board.

You know what to do, OP

SHANKS IN 30 MINUTES

Bring a weapon fgt, posting for possible ebin thread

Keep your knees bent. Hands up at your face. Chin tucked in. Send straight punches at nose, chin, throat. One jab at a time. Try to line them up so one is behind the other. Keep moving to line them up. When they are, jab twice with your left, then one straight cross with your right... pull back and line them up again. Keep one behind the other. If one goes down, kick his jaw.

You got this famalam. I believe in you.

Do it OP

Sure thing OP, and I'll knock over this cardstand too!

Go.

Take the broken off piece of sink and smash them with it.

Shaliday user.

Today you will be Kek's fist.

>doctor and engineer

Syrian and Afghan?

But really OP. You will need a weapon. There are two of them and you are not Chuck Norris.

What OP really needs is friends. Never, ever go out to a drinking establishment alone unless you're sure it's a neighborhood populated only by your own race. You brought this on yourself, multiculturalist.

Got into a fight with a doctor and an engineer. Wtf did you speak trash about mri? Wft sempai?

Why? They tried to called me a white pussy so i show them how us white folks do it

>two terrorists who know they'll get off scott free for attacking a racist white boi
>one little white man with no friends and no weapons
good luck, post your fucked up face after if you're still alive

this is larping right?, when i was about 10 i said i had to fight a 17year old after school but had to do it alone , even then why would a 10 year old be fighting an adult, it made no sense.

You must forget knowing of the rules for falling down to become unstoppable

Bring a weapon

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Keep this in mind.

youtube.com/watch?v=1ejvh43ogvg

Proud.

Going to meet them now, goodluck me all

praise kek

I'm unarmed, and alone

SMASH THEM WITH THE SINK!!!!
>SMASH THEM WITH THE SINK!!!!
SMASH THEM WITH THE SINK!!!!
>SMASH THEM WITH THE SINK!!!!
SMASH THEM WITH THE SINK!!!!
>SMASH THEM WITH THE SINK!!!!

Hit first

kick them in the knees. step in to it to try to break their knees backwards.

Rip. May Kek help you

THOSE GITS

Bring a fucking weapon OP. Don't be gay, they might bring other minions. Niggers never want a fair fight.

Checked. You got this. Take a fucking weapon you retard.

No weapon
Repeating # tell you will succeed

I had the same thing happen when i was like 10-or 11 or something, some 17-18 year old kid in my neighborhood pile drived me. I got lucky I didnt get any brain damage or anything from it. Was a fuck of a shock though.

I teased the fuck out of him before he grabbed me and turned me over and did it. White trash drugo kid too.

I believe he's in jail by now because he was on probation/ or had a warning or something. I think he went to juvie.

Palindromatic get!!

Wait. You're going to get jumped by aDoctor and and an Engineer? This really is a strange timeline.

Good luck. Move fast. Hit one hard a couple of times and while he is stunned smack the other one up. Rinse. Repeat. Profit.

>I'm unarmed, and alone
troll

it would be like pottery

Dont forget about headbutts, crown of your skull into the bridge of their nose. Its how i won my first fight.

1. Take wooden plank
2. Beat them with the plank
3. ???
4. You have won the fight

t. Bulgarian

Two Bulgarian brothers beat up 6 French special forces operators a couple of years ago with wooden boards, kek

youtube.com/watch?v=kriec_lbsG0

>unarmed and alone
gg
you've got yourself killed.

Didn't you learn anything from indiana jones? If you're white, just bring a gun and shoot them.

everyone will applaud and laugh
kek

Armed response reporting in.

Let me back you, you in London?

If so call they have a firearm where they are and we'll sort them out.

It's time for change.

...

post livestream or vidya please. In this thread I don't want to miss you fucking them up.

Make sure they don't have a chance to team up on you at once. Keep 1 behind the other. Keep moving.

Timestamp always

OH NIGGERS BOUTTA GET POUNDED!!

LARPING

Its Palindromic you stupid fuck.

Yes! Kek be with you

KEK GIVE THIS MAN THE STRENGH TO CRUSH THE INVADING CUNTS

Knives are illegal you know ?

Give 'em hell OP.

England yes!!! timestamp please

>a weapon
>UK

nigga you can't even replace a bike wheel outside without being apprehended and tried for terrorism

In a fight, the last thing you think is legality.

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Godspeed, OP

Wasted trips

You can carry a very small knife.
The blade has to be tiny though.
Or so I think. It's been a while since I carried any sort of a weapon, I prefer my hands.

Praise Kek for you.
Don't let your boss bin that badge, be careful.

It's been an hour, which is an eon in bar-time. I assume OP just cowered in the bathroom until they left.

You forget that most muslims are scrawny faggots.

degenerate chav you are just like the tan skins

RIP OP
Press F to pay respects
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op is kill

Are you dead

Gearing up now senpai.

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Nice

Good luck
Too bad about the sink
Don't let them straighten out your teeth.

F?

ACAB
C
A
B

Class traitor

Shit's about to get real.
plz lifestream based London cop.

do you carry a gun? did you need a college degree? worst refugee encounter? this is now a AYA thread