How do we fix Australia?

How do we fix Australia?

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No, that is how you fix the world.

I accidentally did this once, it was like getting a mouthful of burning rubber.

Is that what it's like to be Australian?

Feed all the emus growth pellets

There mutant huge emus become the new apex predator and astralians move to undersea caves

The goal is to fix Australia, not wipe out humanity

its to be expected, they are upside down after all

>accidentally

nuke melbourne (northern suburbs) and sydney (western suburbs), problem solved.

Please enlighten us how you do this accidentally

>not using this one
Shoo shoo

never understood why pissing in your own mouth used to be so popular.
literally everyone did this around 2014 - 2015.

You don't, you leave us to die

A footballer got sacked from his club for doing this.

You'd have to murder half the Australian male population.

They're retards but they aren't too bad.

Todd Carney.

Why should we? Even if a zombie outbreak happened in that irrelevant desert shithole, we could just quarantine the whole continent and don't look that way again. What would we lose?

Just mass breed magpies.

Australians are niggers of the white race. The only solution is to gas them all.

Wiv a spot o' tea an' cumpits I asyume?

Blimey wats 'appened to all my pornography

Kek

>3D shitposting

underrated kek

"Jesus Christ was the greatest person that ever lived..... But immigrants can fuck off."
- Based Tones

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Kek