Numbers on the eternal haggis >SNP currently holds 56 seats in the commons (Out of 650) >They only campaigned in Scotland >In Scotland there is 59 seats up for grabs >This means they won 94.9% of the Scottish Seats
But is there something more going on?
Although we're talking percent in Scotland and Scottish seats this was a general election for the United Kingdom and Scotland is no more relevant in the end result than any other county on top of that knowing the number vote is important.
>The SNP won their 56 seats with 1.45 million votes, >This translates to only 50% of the Scottish votes >This also translates to only 4.7% of the entire United Kingdom vote.
So the SNP holds 9% of the Commons, with 5% of the vote, brought into power by 50% of the people of Scotland who turned out (which was 71% This means that anything the SNP says, is only supported by half the population of the people of Scotland. Which is important when you consider that in the independence referendum. >2.1 million people vote to stay British (55.6% of the turn out) >1.6 million voted to go independent (44.5% of the turn out)
Fuck the SNP, they have zero mandate to say that the shit they're stirring right now with the Brexit vote is on behalf of the people of Scotland and they have even less of a foot to stand on when they are holding the will of 17 million British citizens hostage when they themselves only got voted in by 1.45 million Scotcucks
Brayden Brown
>Bump into Sir David Attenborough
>"eyy whiite bwoiiii you gon' watch Planet EARF on da bee bee seeeee? wha gwan, fuck Donald Trump and fuck white people"
How do you respond?
Parker Davis
That's probably him, he most likely made it himself
Blake Campbell
>Parsons >Brand >Feminist >Green party >token minority Jesus Fucking Christ
Ryder Bailey
Is this real?
Jaxson Gonzalez
>not even anything resembling one of /our guys/
Jesus
Jace Williams
Why would you want NI or Scotland? They're a pain, they drag you down.
Robert Morgan
Alright, what councils do the Conservatives have a chance at winning in the upcoming Scottish council elections? Heard they're doing well up in Aberdeenshire.
Conservative landslide would RUIN the SNP for 2020.
Christian Morales
>Occupation: Feminist This fucking century. Just kill me.
Grayson Wood
yeah my mate works at the bbc online graphics, sent it to me
REMEMBER, the SNP purposely made Scotland an economic drain just to justify independence in the hope Scotland gets kicked out of the UK.
Christopher Anderson
But the Scottish Conservative Party is openly left-wing
Reposting because it's particularly true of the Redditors ITT (Look at the amount of newfags falling for that Question Time panel);
In the end, not many people on Brit/pol/ are actually conservative. You wade through all the pro-drugs, pro-prostitution libertarians, past the alleged right-""centrists"" who inevitably support far-left policies like sex education and abortion, over the Tory shills who don't care if the country's fucked just as long as immigration is 100,000 a year under Mummy May instead of 250,000, and you're left with not much at all
The fact of the matter is that when people say things like "ANTI-TORY??? SO YOU WANTED LABOUR TO WIN??" they're confessing that they basically treat politics like a sports game. Yes, Labour and the Tories fundamentally agree on 99% of issues, and in some ways (spying, budget cuts for our Armed Forces) the Tories are worse, but I support the Blue Team and if I don't the Red Team will win, so fuck that. It's very sad
Logan Martinez
I dunno man I really like the union jack without the blue
Kayden Harris
that's a cute Pepe
Aaron Mitchell
Anyone you don't like you call a redditor.
Joseph Green
> femenist
Ian Cox
>implying working class englishmen havent been givin out about the bloody scots down the pub for decades
Adrian Johnson
Can't tell if this is sarcasm, too lazy to confirm for myself. Well played user, well played.
Jonathan Cook
Not so, I recognise oldfags that I disagree with, it's just true. Or worse, Sup Forums
Ryan Gutierrez
>I secretly support labour for the neet benbens but don't want the guys down at brit/pol/ to make fun of me
Christian Baker
Lads, I just found the biggest Scottish cuck on Youtube and he makes diabetic recipies.
>the SNP purposely made Scotland an economic drain just to justify independence Its more that they done nothing to aid Scotland in its recovery from Thatcherism >inb4 the Thatcherite mob come to lynch me
>Scottish Tories >good we need UKIP up here lad.
I could only give one of my votes to UKIP this year. Its annoying.
Cooper White
>you have the choice between getting punched in the face or knifed in the gut >"better not make any choice, they're both pretty bad"
Logan Hernandez
OH MY GOD THE DAILY MAIL
Nicholas Morgan
Applied for Deliveroo lads
Tell me what I'm in for
Ryan Bell
>Cancer >Cancer >Cancer >Cancer >Cancer
Wew, BBC, you have outdone yourselves.
Daniel Ward
>If Corbyn ever runs for PM Is this bait? Do you have that little understanding of how your own country's politics work?
It's more comparable to getting knifed in the gut by people who say that they hate you because you're a white male or getting knifed in the gut by people who say that they hate you because you're a white male but they're really very sorry about it
>"Nuttall will be great for UKIP, here's hoping they do well in 2020 and replace Labour in working-class constituencies" >FACKEEN CORBYNITE
Christopher Johnson
>Applied for Deliveroo lads >Tell me what I'm in for
Mostly shame user, with Chavs gobbing on your back.
Sebastian Baker
and regardless of him being correct on them being reddit or not everything else he said is completely correct.
Yes, user! I'm glad someone other than me sees sense!
I mean look at all the EXPLICIT DIFFERENCES in the Parties. Like Labour increasing mass immigration to over 300k/year or the Tories who refused to even dent the number!
Or perhaps the fact that Labour want to make Military Budget cuts and the Tories are currently making huge military budget cuts!
Or the fact that Labour are all Europhiles how the Tories are still trying to keep us in the EU!
Or how Labour all voted for the Snooper's Charter that the Tories also ALL VOTED FOR!
What a wonderful amount of Diversity we have in our two largest political parties!
Agreed. This is a retarded way to handle the situation. The man has no pragmatism.
If we're luck he bothers his arse to vote for UKIP in 2020 rather than just stay at home.
Cameron Adams
You are more like a redditor than most, you insist on using a username, because for some reason when posting on an anonymous image board it is important for you to have some sort of recognition, and apparently you think that your identity should have some kind of influence on how people judge your posts, you cover up your astonishing inability to discern between the nuances of sincere, ironic and blatant troll posts by calling someone a redditor, which only serves to highlight your desperate need to be thought of as cool, and instead of forming your own opinions, you seem to rarely differ in thought from whatever Peter "Should Have Been The Brother To Die From Cancer" Hitchens spews out each week.
Julian Allen
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Owen Nguyen
ffs, where?
Gabriel Stewart
>Peter "Should Have Been The Brother To Die From Cancer" Hitchens Yes. lets have Christopher, the Trotskyist turn Neocon, be the man to survive.
He would be perfect right now.
Blake Thomas
feminist
Landon Robinson
>Femenist
Parker Harris
Please wear a helmet and high visibility clothing mate. It's getting dark really early.
Hudson Young
Oh well, we all make mistakes.
Ryan Hall
Actually got triggered for a second there, well baited
Hudson Long
Conservatives do pretty well all over, just not well enough to win seats. I'm Scottish myself and in the past two general elections I've voted differently as I lived in two different areas. Liberal Democrates in Shetland Conservative in Angus North I will vote for whoever has the strongest chance of beating SNP as nothing matters more to me than beating the independence vote.
The next general election is going to be an odd one because SNP has lost some of it's support but then the Scottish people don't know how to vote and they will likely just default to SNP anyway.
Calling people Redditors isn't "cool" anymore since the majority of people on this thread got here from /r/UnitedKingdom, the other political UK one, or on the wider board /r/TheDonald
Case in point being how much people like to screech and claim it doesn't matter when I call them out on it, never actually denying that they didn't come here from Reddit
Parker Gonzalez
This will be a crucial episode. We must endure it because it will be maximum badgood.
That laurie penny cunt actually said that robot wombs need to be invented to free women from the curse of pregnancy and motherhood, shes proper demented.
>YKTD and Blair return at the same time Hmm, really makes you think.
Kayden Wright
lyyk ur mum did with you :]
UKIP eh? UKIP?! My mum votes UKIP but I told her "bloody mum, fuck off if you vote UKIP", cheers, hope you enjoyed my hour of standup
Jonathan Wright
I don't like either of them tbqh. Obviously I agree with Peter on more, but he's annoying for the same reasons YKTD is.
Josiah Foster
Worst line up i have ever seen
Kevin Perez
Plenty to disagree on.
>blames bankers >blames whites >blames nuclear power >blames the Daily Mail >blames David Starkey
Matthew Russell
>blair has been sent to divide brit/pol/ >rps as an autistic jobless welshman with a superiority complex
Joseph King
This has to be some sort of joke
Samuel Rivera
Not a fan?
Nicholas Russell
he's also far more useful for the same reasons YKTD is.
YKTD is an insufferable uppity faggot who can't get enough of himself however his political views tend to be sound and he's one of the only legitimate conservatives in this thread.
Hitchens has all his flaws with a bigger platform and a better insight.
Hudson Jackson
NIGEL - VERY BEAUTIFUL BRITISH NAME, THAT
BUT... FARAGE?!?!?!?!!?
OOOO... I DUNNO.... SOUNDS A BIT... FRENCH!!!! DON'T IT?? DON'T IT?!?!
YOU-KIP? MORE LIKE YOU-BUNCH-OF-BLAHDY-RACISTS
*Spills pint*
Joshua Sanchez
I didn't think it would be possible to beat last week
Asher Long
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Matthew Long
Was worth a laugh.
Luke Martinez
I don't like how they think their say on Brexit is important.
And I'm not Welsh so they have nothing to offer me anyway.
Aaron Wright
If you read the first letter of every YKTD post, it spells out "things can only get better". Coincidence?
Landon Nelson
DIDIN'T EVEN VOTE!
Easton Hernandez
>when you get a (you) for the wrong post mate..
Parker Jones
You the guy that made the racist reddit post letter?
Wyatt Young
>GAay
Jason Nguyen
Yes I am. Didn't put much effort into though.
Landon King
please stop
Luke Cooper
It's too fun.
Nicholas Cox
only reaosn I bought that shit to begin with was you "forgetting" to cover up the reddit username "Willow"
Blake Brown
Post the original one.
Ryan Morales
Milo Yiannopoulos will be on Question Time by the end of next year
Tyler Phillips
Please God no.
Joseph Jones
Don't have it.
Ethan Collins
I've got a better idea
Roll to see who you have to vote for
Last two digits decide
Sebastian Allen
It was weiow
Ryder Lopez
>(You) are my hero!
Andrew Jones
Do you doubt it?
Joseph Lewis
UKIP desu
Cooper White
rollingtons
Noah Sullivan
I'm gonna get GIMP Looks professional as fuck
Chase Rodriguez
>not making it 00-99 UKIP >du bs UKIP & pass out flyers for them >tri ps UKIP and join the arty before the election >qua ds UKIP and run as an MP for them
Cameron Campbell
...
Robert Nelson
Was thinking of making a similar letter but a court summons from the US asking some burger to show up for court for posting racist stuff on reddit. Problem is I don't know what a US court summons looks like.
David Wood
It's good enough but a bit of a pain to use. I've not tried any others desu
Zachary Taylor
>yfw 2 off
Jason Wilson
What is the case for GIMP over photoshop? Is it free?
Why do we have a supreme court lads? It was created to remove the power from the House of Lords, yet the court is made up of Lords anyway by appointment of the queen on the recommendation of the Prime minister (just as the house of lords is) and it's a lifetime position.