Fight us then

Daily reminder Sweden is not a member of NATO. I hear you bitches talk shit everytime. But if you're so tough then why won't you invade us then? There is no NATO here to defend us. That's right you fuckboys, you'll drop dead when you take the first step into the woods. If you think you have any chance whatsoever then you're mistaken. We'll take you all down. Plus we got the sami on our side too. How would you want a reindeer hoof right in your fucking face? I didn't think so.

Piss off kiddoes, you're messing with the wrong country.

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The same reason nobody invades Africa: too many negros

what are those rifles? and are those drum mags or paintball?

Fuck. Not even Hitler dared to invade Sweden. So badass!

Romania you're just embarrassing yourself, fuck off

This feels like pasta.

>swedish """""""""military"""""""""""""

To be fair you have taken in so many people from war ravaged areas you will have some battle hardened MEN to call on

>But they are also the men who ran away from said wars

Guess you just have to rely on having nothing anyone wants

SWEDEN NO!

>a reindeer hoof right in your fucking face

Sweden, this was the first time you actually made me laugh out loud
Well done

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Brass catchers

Don't forget about US. Sons and daughters of Sweden carrying the burden abroad. We love Fatherland.

>Make the gay´s have special marks
>Sweden NO

why, I dont understand the point in combat. but it is sweden. the california of europe

>>Ska Man

What the fuck kind of ska man is that?

No Vans, no porkpie hat, no Mustard Plug t-shirt.

>"Daily reminder Sweden is not a member of NATO. I hear you bitches talk shit everytime. But if you're so tough then why won't you invade us then? There is no NATO here to defend us. That's right you fuckboys, you'll drop dead when you take the first step into the woods. If you think you have any chance whatsoever then you're mistaken. We'll take you all down. Plus we got the sami on our side too. How would you want a reindeer hoof right in your fucking face? I didn't think so. Piss off kiddoes, you're messing with the wrong country."

Said Sven, proudly defending his country's military and ideals on his favorite website. He couldn't help but notice the loud, vulgar female screams coming from his bedroom - those were his wife's, being pounded by Jamal and his buddies for the 6th time of the day. And it wasn't long before she came out of the room and towards Sven, properly enriched and full of negro sperm, which the swede male happily licked of his wife's ravaged cunt.

But little did Sven know, but the thread he had just created was slowly filling with replies...

There are like 800 000 army aged muslim men in Sweden and the Swedish army is 15 000 soldiers

Do the math

I don't fight traps or women, sorry kido

You've been castrated both physically and spiritually m8, same goes for other western countries. Abandonning Catholicism was a mistake.

>invade sweden
>conquer it faster than Panama in the 80s
>have to deal with the shitty populace because the UN wont let us genocide them all

We've invaded many Islamic countries. Don't push your luck swedecuck

>white lion
>2016

allah snackbar

allah snackbar x2

It's too cold you twat. I have been there a few times, I know a few people in Gothenburg. I also took the ferry to Denmark a couple times, Jesus what a fucking disaster THAT place is. People were piss fucking drunk by 2pm in the afternoon!

So NO buddy, we'll let Russia have you.

>implying anyone wants to invade Sweden

We don't want to fix your nation, fix it yourself. It's like your a homeless alcoholic we are laughing at, we are laughing at you because it's fun, we don't care whether you fix your own shit or not.

>American geography education

Have you ever looked at a map before my hamburger? Sweden is in the middle, the meat between two buns that you eat everyday you fatass. If Russia wants Sweden they'll have to invade and conquer Finland

Scotland would rape you and shit you out.

I personally like Sweden, have some relatives there too.

>Plus we got the sami on our side too.
After how you've treated them, they will most likely ally with the invader.

They are not in combat, they are shooting blanks (wood) and judging by the uniform i would guess that they are also used as opfor for another unit.

You seem upset.

But I'll tell you, I was referring to the frequent incursions Russian Navy has taking within your waters that has got Sweden, and YOU, all butthurt.

Hahaha, "fatass" You're so angry. Why you mad, bro?

>If Russia wants Sweden they'll have to invade and conquer Finland
Actually no. They can either operate from Königsberg or sail past us.

What's wrong with their G3's? Did the leftists force you to use casing catchers in order to prevent contamination of the environment for future generations of Achmed and Muhammed?

or just gives us few dollarydoos and we can turn a blind eye to their tank batallions rolling trough oulu

>When you realise the finns will let the ruskies pass through Finland to Sweden

government.se/government-policy/a-feminist-government/

Our shitty army could defeat Sweden.

You're damn right swedens not in combat. Under an ongoing invasion of muslims, yet the only steps you've taken to defend your nation is arresting some guy who was taking photos.

They have a bad habit of staying too long, so a maritime operation is better for us. Not that it matters how they invade Sweden, because they are defenseless in any case.

>Picture of cucks playing in the woods while their wives are with the bulls.

You on the left?

Don't forget that you are our neighbor.

> when you realize Sweden is already invaded by shitskins who rape your women

careful what you wish for

Look who's talking.

sorry but these are hard times we need money for beer

>implying they want it

what do we stand to gain from taking over more muslim land?

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fpbp

Look who's talking...

He's upset because your frequent hostile incursions into their airspace...
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How about we let the ruskies pass through our lands and settle down in beautiful Norway? It's not like we've done that before!

Americans are not the ones Sweden needs to be worrying about

Don't forget that we are still just waiting for a reason to reclaim Jämtland och Härjedalen...

only if you promise me land from oppland/sogn og fjordane

>But if you're so tough then why won't you invade us then?
Because no one wants Somalis and safe spaces?

>Hemvärnet
Oh yeah sure, the superpowers will shit their collective pants at the sight of 45 year old Janne drinking himself retarded in the woods.

A dank copy pasta was born tonight

Why? Other than your roads being marginally better, they might aswell roll through northern Norway. Probably easier too. Won't have to meddle with the Eurozone and their free trade regulations. Probably less military resistance too..

>implying I want the US to get involved in another war in the middle east

>How would you want a reindeer hoof right in your fucking face? I didn't think so.

Shoot 53.33 sandniggers each.

Sounds like fun!

I was with some sweds in Afganistan. They freaked out when I spoke perfect swedish with them and shared my ettan snus.

>min mamma ar svensk.

gatestoneinstitute.org/6287/sweden-military

We'll, it wouldn't take much according to this.

By the way, don't talk about not being in NATO like it's a badge of honor. You didn't want to spend money on NATO, and knew full well that NATO would protect you anyway because of the strategic position you occupy to anyone looking to project force into Europe.

Sweden isn't in NATO because their government is chicken-shit and opportunistic.

Because it's fun letting Norway deal with everything plus you sent us all your jews

Those are AK-4s/HK G3s, Sweden's standard issue battle rifle.

Don't you know anything about your country?

They're all fat.

>Sweden is chicken-shit because they're smart to not pay money to be in a neocon warhawkish military-alliance

We'll pay you 0 dollarydoos and you'll still protect us. Feels gut man.

No, Sven, we are the jews. We were always the jews.

Hah! These motherfuckers still think wars are only fought on the ground!

CHARGE!

>Swedish Military

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

As a currently serving soldier I can tell you that much of this is bullshit.
What the retards at HK believe is not shared by the boots on the ground.
Not to say there aren't problems, but it's no way as bad as it is being memed.

>Sweden trying to act tough
Friendly reminder that we train more soldiers annually than you have in your reserves. We could declare a war right now and you'd be begging us not to kill you all. Sadly, we can't do it in this current political climate, but once Europe goes to shit it's game on Muhammad. We haven't forgotten the 600 "nice" years under Swedish rule, nor last year's Christmas present (30k niggers with tickets paid by the swedish government.)

>fight us then

Sure thing bud.
Ditch all your nancy gear and sissy projectile helper tools and we'll do this without gloves. First one to yield or cannot remain on his feet loses. Irish style. We shake afterwards, loser is buying drinks.

Right but can you defend against NATO? Sorry not try in to be an asshole

So Swedish nationalism is reduced to being proud of yourself for getting something at the expense of others?

Suddenly your immigration policies make more sense.

finns annex sweden when?

>then
>then
>THEN

Once europe falls, like socialist regimes always do. We're cool and calm people until we get drunk or when the bloodlust is awakened by war.

Wtf, is it YLYL thread?

>mfw EU was actually our master plan to destroy Sweden so we could 'liberate' it for at least 500 years
The Finnic tribes were once at the Northern shores of Vänern. Never forget...

>tries to talk up his military
>posts a picture of a war-game with all rifles loaded with blanks and brass catchers

The funny part is that if Sweden engaged in war games with the US we would probably somehow end up owning your whipped beta country.

The ak4 is standard in the national guard
The professional army of light infantry uses the ak5

Is this some swedish satire you are trying?

People in here really should stop laughing (or whatever) about swedes. They're here, they're not cucks and can't do shit to defend their homeland on their worn. On the contrary they should be respected to even have that opinion when it's so dissed in Sweden as we should respect those 'few' other patriots that have to live through that it shit.

Also hide.

That's fine and dandy and all but what you forget is this: One swedish man equals 3 finns. We can take down 3 before you take down 1. ¨

Also our government is gonna introduce compulsory military service for everyone residing in Sweden that's born before 2000. That's right. That means that all 500k sandniggers that lied about their age will literally be in our army. You will literally have to fight the Islamic State on your west side. You are fucked Perkele

>tfw come the realization that the underground railroad probably had a sex trafficking element that isn't talked about

Look like airsoft kiddies

Why invade if I can buy your asses in a couple of years.

The Swedes are too polite to litter

you can't even assemble a simple rack

>Doesn't step in
>Drops napalm.
>Swedish refugees go to Syria.
dog bless abmurrica

>swedish military exists to protect the cuckening and the destruction of white people

You new you free am I right?
Worse cucks than cops.

What about in an air war? With drones and all that

>we are going to have badly trained jihadists in our army

Oh no what ever will we, the country that has been mass murdering sand niggers, do?

These "operators" look way too happy for my taste somehow.

Sup Forums doesn't care, Juho. It's all memes and shitposting.