Just saw this on Reddit, what the fuck?

Just saw this on Reddit, what the fuck?

Can any bongs confirm?
>inb4 I have to go back

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You do have to go back though.

...Might be time to proxy up.

Itès fake. You need to bring ID.. when you go to court. Thatès not optional.

Fake

>under the user name

Better brush up on your bait Reddit.

Not in the US

Wew. You bongs are ultra cucked.

The image says it's UK. Who gives a fuck it's shitty bait.

Yeah I know, was just saying the ID in court isn't a rule everywhere

>he's still bumping

Stop it.

False summons.

Here is an actual summons from Yorkshire, which is sent by a court, not the constabulary.

Also, it does not cite the law where the offence was committed.

Finally, who has a user name on Sup Forums?

Did you even read the letter?

Copper here. I work in a different county, but we definitely don't send letters that look like that out, it'd be the court if anything.

Any letters like that would have an internal document reference number printed on the bottom left, an individual date/time stamp in the centre, and a sorting code on the bottom right/top right corner. Also, they don't just say 'please contact us', they'd list a relevant person/department with their switch number.

Not to mention, the wording throughout is casual as fuck. Nobody signs off with 'thank you very much'.

Really, whoever made the letter could have at least put some research into it.

Separate note, how is life in the force?

this is a really bad fake. doesn't use the correct language you would see like summons, and doesn't explain if it is a criminal or civil proceeding. Doesn't explain that they are being summoned to a court proceeding and that failure to appear has legal consequences "this is not option" lol retard language

Or do you guys still call it 'the Force?'

youtube.com/watch?v=LIkfBh3gYT4&t=0m54s

protected any muslim sexual slavery gangs recently, you motherless piece of shit?

I would be absolutely terrified to be a cop and not carry a gun. You guys are nuts.

Pretty great, to be honest, I love my job. I work in a relatively rural, quiet district, so community relations are good. I know people have a bad impression of coppers, but it really depends wholly on the county you're dealing with. (The Met and West Mids for instance have a well-deserved reputation).

It's fulfilling work, since I get to actually deal with people in ways that help, rather than constantly rushing from call to station and back again. We work pretty long, shitty hours, especially when large-scale operations are being planned, but the money's good, so I'd never complain about it. My county's biggest issues really are criminal damage and some relatively low-priority drugs crime, we rarely get weapons calls and the like. I'm considering applying for a move to canine or firearms though, to try and get experience outside of my normal routine, maybe working with a neighbouring force who have different problems.

Since my county is less than 0.4% muslim, no, but thanks for asking.

To be honest, I've never seen the need for regular officers carrying them. I'll probably apply for a firearms license in a year or two privately, but I've never felt that we couldn't deal with any incident via baton or cs use. So far this year, we've called out firearms support exactly 4 times county-wide, and no shots were fired at any point. Of course, my experience will differ to those of blokes in other forces who face armed suspects more regularly.

You have to go back

Was thinking of joining the Met through Police Now but opted to do a GDL instead.

With drugs, are we talking about Cannabis or harder?

Back from whence you came

>less than 0.4
>actually believes that statistic

someone forgot to https

I wonder if it's still racist if you can prove the veracity of your statements?

"lmfao! my colleagues threatened parents of kidnap victims with racially-aggrivated public order charges for trying to rescue their fucking children from Labour Party connected muslim pimps!"

I hope you get stabbed in the chest by an irate bull's horn.

Pic related, our heroic coppers fighting the real criminals.

Nope, you can be sent based on intent. A man on Reddit was fined for trolling in a comments section to an article of a Muslim man that died in police custody.

Source here: archive is/oVQrt

Throw it out or burn it, they can't prove you received it. Also
>username on an anonymous imageboard

>captcha says it all

Rural life is at a different speed than city life the same here as there I am sure. 99% white, mostly drunks and traffic violations here, not much need for a gun.

I wouldn't go to a ghetto here unarmed, and from the sounds of it your country isn't doing much policing in the muslim areas there either. Avoiding lawbreakers for fear of causing offense is ridiculous; you're just going to embolden them.

Personally, I'd say you were better off following through with the GDL. You can always look for work in a non-frontline role with the Met later on if you want, that way. They're pretty big employers of backend staff with similar backgrounds.

It's predominantly cannabis and festival drugs, occasional instances of Ket/Cocaine but I rarely deal with much more than that.

Hey, I've seen it with my own eyes. Their sort generally can't afford houses in my county, and those who do seem to be the rich professional type, rather than the 8 children-spawning, beheading type.

user, the officers and forces involved in that whole shitshow are no colleagues of mine. They're a fucking disgrace. Them, their superior officers and the politicians responsible should fucking hang. If there's one thing that makes me angry more than anything else in this job, it's seeing children get abused by the people who are supposed to protect them. I've dealt with enough poor kids stuck in their homes while evil cunts ruin their lives for me to ever turn a blind eye to it.

Thank you for your Service.

Doesn't matter, you don't get 'served' the same way in the UK that you do in the US.

>Service is normally proved by a certificate of service13, which explains how and when the summons was served. The person who posts the summons, hands it over or leaves it at the appropriate address must complete the certificate of service. You should then return a copy of the original summons to the court with the certificate of service either endorsed on the back or attached. If service needs to be proved, that person will have to produce a statement and, if necessary, give evidence. It is therefore essential to keep a copy of the endorsed summons on file, with a record of when and how the endorsed copy was returned to the court.

>username
>Sup Forums

wut?

EUROKEKS BEAT THE FUCK OUT!

>herp derp murricans r so stupid and they aren't even free they are just fat and dumb durr

I bet you Eurocucks wish you lived in the land of the free, don't you? Refugees welcome best day of my life.

How many butter knives did you confiscate today?

Should the UK follow Portugal and decide to legalise Cannabis use, do you think you'll see a rise in legal highs as people want something more edgy, or will it fall as more people go for the easier to access Cannabis?

> Be Scottish.
> Being arrested for being racist ever.

We can literally say the word 'nigger' in the streets and black people will laugh with you.
Maybe if Po' was being anal retentive, and having a bad day...

>scotcuck thinking he lives free under the SNP

cute

>herp derp murricans r so stupid

You are though

cheer copper.
You've always treated me fair and I've always respected your authority. not those fucking special weekend cops though. they can get fucked

Yeah, and we've only got twelve Mexicans that all work legally at an El Chicos and pay waaaay more in taxes than they ever use in entitlements. #MAGA

I never said I was free. But folk isn't keen on giving a shit about race. Unless they're a socialist cunt. You know, a willing cuck.

No, they care whether or not you're English or a Rangers fan if you're in Glasgow.

Never had a bad time in Edinburgh though. Dat accent.

>Avoiding lawbreakers for fear of causing offence is ridiculous; you're just going to embolden them.
Agree with you totally. I just hope that with the increasingly fresh intake of officers nationally, those who've been happy to look the other way or take the easy path are filtered out so we can restore some bloody trust in the force. People should trust their police to rise above any bias or agenda and just do what's right.

Appreciate it, user. I'm just one guy, but I hope what I do at least makes some small difference to a few people's lives for the better.

None, it was my day off. I shut down an entire cutlery distribution network yesterday though. Dangerous stuff.

If we legalised cannabis, I don't think it'd have an effect on legal highs (or illegal, as the case may be shortly), they seem to be very different customer bases. Hell, the banning of legal highs won't make a blind bit of difference anyway, I guarantee it. All it'll do is drive production of them underground and make the products more expensive and even less sanitary than it is now.

I'm glad to hear it. I appreciate the comments, but we really don't expect you to 'respect our authority' in a privileged sense, we'd rather you viewed us as regular people like you, who just happen to have the tools and support to do the job.

As for the Specials, cut them a little slack, lad, they're volunteering their time after all. For most of them, they're doing it because recruitment's slowed to a halt and it's the best they can get until more spaces open up.

If you meant PCSOs though, yeah... I respect what they do, and they're great for community relations, but I still think they're a waste of money and resources. Anything major, a regular officer'll end up involved anyway, so you might as well just have more beat coppers in the first place.

This bullshit thread again.

>it's still legit

Europeans can actually be arrested for shitposting. Top kek! Eurocucks are literal slaves to their cuck government. USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

Better to have a firearm and not need it than to need it and not have one. Couldn't imagine doing this job without my Glock 22 on one hip and a Taser on the other.. I've never understood why the brits have such an apprehension to firearms especially actual police officers who should know better.

Just to put on the record........Everything I've ever posted on Sup Forums is satire. I genuinely hate racists and voted remain.

Firearms are an environmental problem. It's one of the reasons why you see much more effort in America to have a militarised police service compared to the Brits.

If everyone has a gun, then the biggest gun wins. We don't have guns to begin with, so it doesn't escalate up to there.

>Be European
>Post Muslims suck ass lel on Faceberg
>Serve 20 years to life in prison

What about edged weapons? Firearms are the most appropriate response to that if you value going home alive.

>No signature
What do you think

Tasers, batons and CS gas are the usual go tos. Three police officers have died since 2000 from stab wounds. You're more likely to survive them than a gun shot, as six officers have died in the same time frame from being shot.

I saw that on /b a few days ago and the OP was getting blasted with people calling it fake.

Are you looking forward to snooping on people's browsing history and porn habits?

>Can't see the multiple spelling mistakes

You really are a special kind of idiot

One of the reasons I wanted to join the Force. Should be a great tool to find what other fetishes I'm into.

I agree with you to a large extent, and I have absolutely no apprehension for firearms. Like I say, I'm considering a move to firearms support, and will be looking to get a few personally once I have the time and money to spare.

It's just that, since firearms culture has changed so drastically in this country over the past few decades (sadly), the public at large are against it, and I'm against anything that could diminish public trust in their police, or harm personal interaction with them. I want the public to see us as someone they can trust, someone they can identify with, which I believe right now would be strained by everyday carrying of a firearm.

Of course, the situation differs county by county. We have very little armed crime, for instance, so we don't have need of more than a reactionary section of the force. However, a larger, urban county would have a very different cross-section of the populace and thus needs to deal with it.

This sums it up pretty well. It's the escalation of force. If a guy comes out swinging, batons should be enough, if you can't handle it without. If he pulls a knife, it's cs/taser time. We double crew, so you're very unlikely to be left solo to deal with something, and support is generally very quick to arrive if needed.

Of course, armed response is on hand should it be necessary. Our county's armed response is slap bang in the centre of the four largest towns, with a further unit based at the north, near the rural villages, so they're there in a flash.

I want to believe this is real and I don't.
What the flying fuck is this shit.

God bless you officer.

>confirm you will be attending
fake and gay

well thats obvious you dont even need id to vote there

>Arrested for Sup Forums shitposting

NSA PWEASE NO BULLY ME NEXT!!

>inb4 NSA kicks door down and rapes me

someone started with this

>Scarborough

fake. thats in toronto

>Tasers, batons and CS gas are the usual go tos

Jesus they actually teach you this? That's completely insane.

If you're using a baton and OC spray on someone with a knife you are way too fucking close. Tasers are not reliable or effective enough to be used in life threatening situations nor were they ever designed for that.

It's fascinating the difference in attitudes I guess, here it is primarily about making sure you go home uninjured and alive and using every tool available to ensure this. That means shooting cunts who try attacking you with knives etc.

If someone poses an imminent threat of death or grievous bodily harm to an officer or another person they're going to get turned into a block of swiss cheese.

>>I want to believe this is real and I don't.

>Novemer
>yours sincerly

FUCK YOU PIG REEEEE

Holy shit, Sup Forums BTFO by an actual copper.

Ah, thanks.

Why do you use Sup Forums? Do you hate muzzies as well?

It wouldn't be a regular officer dealing with that sort of thing in any case, but personally I have no intention to carry out such elements of an investigation. It's wrong on a moral level and I refuse to do it myself, or order officers in my charge to do the same.

What people do with their time, money and property is nobody's business but theirs. If you aren't harming anyone else, you should be left the hell alone. Personal liberties have to mean something.

It's fake bro

You're fucking nicked, get in the back of the van

I've no questions, but I'd like you to know your work is appreciated. Stay safe, copperbro.

Hows the banter in the force these days?

>Be Muslim in EU.
>Engage in emergency ficki.
>Get slap on the wrist.
>"It's his culture," they say.
>Walk Scott free.

Western Europe confirmed bizarro world.

EVERYTHING I'VE EVER POSTED HERE IS SATIRE

...

Correct. Getting close to an armed suspect is stupid, and just leads to you or a member of the public getting hurt. Use of a taser or CS is a last-resort measure, you should make every effort not to put yourself in that situation. If you end up stabbed, you're no good to anybody else, and the shitbag gets to move onto the next victim.

Cheers lad.

Of course not. Muslims are a peaceful, vital part of our communities who integrate well with western society. :^)

Thanks, matey. I do what I can.

Still top-tier, just more subtle, now that everyone's looking for a discrimination claim.

27 novemer

Keep being awesome, based Britbro

Just like to say anything deemed as racist I may or may not of posted on Sup Forums was only ever meant in a satirical context and should not be taken any other way. I truely love all immigrants and I respect that some of them only rape out of cultural misunderstandings. God bless Queen Merkel and may Allah bless Great Britain.

>Under the username
>Blurred out
Damn, the person that originally made this to troll with failed hard on this one.

Good lad, I'll call off the raid.

If the lads don't get the message and end up popping by to confiscate your spoons, I'll make sure they're returned to you within 12-15 business days.