>know everything behinds the scenes
>actually influence shit from the shadows
>leak everything when you're pissed
>no one knows your name
>you can spy any normie you want
>you can always defect and go live in other country when SHTF
>license to kill
>work outside the law but 100% legally
>know exactly how the normies are being deceived
How can one be more redpilled than this?
Apply today:
cia.gov
cia.gov
>apply today
Wow. I guess you know what I was going to say at your first line but at least you guys aren't hiding it.
CIA are murderers
EnjoyLosingAnyAndAllPersonalPrivacy the Job.
thanks for the offer senpai, but i'll pass
t. buttmad NSA
>implying he has any privacy
Got me thinking. It would be a rather interesting job. They probably could use someone infilitrating some leftist/commie groups? I'd be perfect for that. I would barely have to change my NEET degenerate lifestyle and get actual money for it.
>it actually sounds good .
Do they kill their onw agents or is just a deep Web rumours?
you'd either be the new david duke or some far-left shill in the black panthers or BLM
AFAIK it's illegal to kill agents, but they take "kys!" seriously
>know everything behinds the scenes
HUMINT agencies like the CIA compartmentalize like crazy. You could be watching some warlord on the African continent for years and know nothing more about the big picture than you would by fapping off to the girl next door for years.
I'd say it is.
I know there's a few things I've opposed or supported that if I knew or had confirmed what the actual story was, I'd adjust my thinking.
One can only work with the info that one has though.
you can be ordered to kill yourself?
at least you know far more about that warlord than most people, and you can always rise on the hierarchy to be the new top dog director
I looked into other intelligence agencies but really, CIA and Mossad seem to be the best, and I'm sure we're less likely to be offed in the CIA than in most other services. Movies aside they play by the books
suicide pills and shit, they've been doing it for ages
No thanks.
Had a friend that 'went out' for it, they start blackmailing you on day 1 in the interview process (personal life, history, lie detector test, bribes, etc.)
John Kiriakou never mentioned this, or any serious source.
Your friend is a shit spy if he is leaking info btw
I was looking for CIA jobs and they require US citizenship. Sad. If there's CIA lurking this thread, uh if you need a 21y-old NEET autist willing to do questionable stuff if it's anti-Russian, just send me email.
This. It's probably not more than a handful of people who actually know anything in those organizations. Those who ''know'' can't know how much bullshit information they have been fed, and if they would ever go Snowden they will be singled out for the specific bullshit only they were fed.
Seeing as how most of our wars never should have happened, I'd say they don't know as much as we give them credit for.
Also Ian Fleming was a spy and wrote James Bond novels to pass the time and give him something to occupy his imagination. It's boring.
However, hardcore James Bond level spy shit does happen. There was a Soviet submarine that sunk in deep water with nuclear torpedoes and by the time the Soviets sent an expedition to it, there was a 20 foot hole in the torpedo section. Hmmm.
>CIA
that's the rothschild rockefeller attack dog agency. fuck them all.
None of you are smart enough to join the NSA or the FBI
that's official jobs, I saw that they recruit field agents in foreign countries too as informants
but you have better chances if you're an Ahmed and shit
Does Finland have a half-decent intelligence agency? br's Abin never does shit
A spy is effectively the guy who holds a child down so some glorified law student from Nowheresville can rape it. He is not a pedophile himself, does not agree with it, and personally hates the rapist he serves like a good little peasant cowering before a lord.
also there's the armed forces intelligence services, might be easier to join with no credentials
don't you know a single thing about spycraft? spies and their handlers don't "know everything", they know as little as they can possibly be allowed to and still do their job.
first of all, being a spy doesn't entail going on some government program and then getting inserted behind the lines in some alien territory. that really doesn't work because, guess what, people who haven't been immersed in some culture and developed some identity in good faith for their entire lives stick out like a bucket of hot shit at a cake contest. you can't just magic yourself into a place that has no record of your existence with a full background history, fluency in relevant languages, perfect cultural and manner comport, people to vouch for you, etc.
the actual act of developing a spy network involves enlisting ENEMY actors already working inside some organisation to gather and deliver information whilst still in situ. they shoulder 99% of the risk. that's the actual meat and bones of spying - the unpleasant act of using personal qualities to target vulnerable people, then convincing, bullying or blackmailing them into becoming traitors. the spymaster is the handler for such people and his job is to maintain some kind of minimal contact with the spy and convey the information he drops up the line to whoever high up needs it. the spymaster doesn't "know everything" either, he's not brass and he doesn't have a high level job. he just gets assigned to some place and ordered to make liaisons and develop a ring. none of the other spies ever know who (if anyone) else in a given place is a spy, so losing one spy doesn't break the ring. a peacetime spymaster doesn't have to be anywhere very hot and bothersome (and probably has diplomatic immunity because that's what the other main purpose of diplomatic corps is, to facilitate espionage). all he does is handle cowards and traitors and move little fragments of information up.
tl;dr: it's a shit job with no perks. there are no james bonds.