I WAS IN CAR CRASH AND WAS IN A COMA FOR A MONTH. HOLY FUCK TRUMP WON I'M TOO FUCKING HYPED.
I WAS IN CAR CRASH AND WAS IN A COMA FOR A MONTH. HOLY FUCK TRUMP WON I'M TOO FUCKING HYPED
TRUMP WON
The dnc kills children after raping them and makes pizza/pasta from their dead bodies.
Also, Julian Assange was murdered in or about 10/16/2016
Have fun
car?
STOP! you can't redpill him too much that fast!
...
Welcome back to hell. You can check out any time you like but you can never leave.
pics or it didn't happen
post your eob faggot liar
Yeah but there might be some side effects....
do you remember where your kidneys are? Now they'really in your chest btw.
Lol he thinks hes out of his coma right now
Dont ruin it for him
>tfw this is still a coma dream
>tfw Hillary won, but welcome to the paradox
NOT!!!!!! TRUMP WON
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
What if you're still in the coma?
What if I'm also in a coma?
You traveled to the reality where Trump won, it wasn't a coma, it was space and time realigning to the Trump reality
vice.com
>shitposts getting too scary these days
thats a nice pepe.
above my large intestine but below my lungs, I think
You died OP, this is heaven
You're the lucky one Sup Forumsro... You didn't have to be drafted into the meme war of 2016. Welcome back! Enjoy best timeline 8)
Yeah they got moved now that trump won
Welcome to our timeline, you just BARELY made it man. If you had died any later? You'd have been stuck in the Hillary Won universe.
>He still thinks he's in the berenstain timeline
You'll get used to it user
he doesn't know how to use the 3 sea shells
>kek
Kanye West got hospitalized because he talked about (((((((them))))))
Apparently there's CP on twitter or some shit.
There's a new leaked picture of bill Clinton naked vetted "aided" by some bimbo.
Asaange is dead...
California is about to exit the union kek
Philippines president is best friends with putin
(((Cnn))) and other msm is claiming YouTube channels like Alex Jones are fake news.
And so much fucking more.
Getting**
all I got up to speed were the bimbo one and calexit
you died.
but we've all died a few times to get here.
every time you die you choose between a multitude of slightly different dimensions, and you diverge into a indeterminately alternate reality.
this is why risk seekers and adrenaline junkies are typically very fulfilled people. they've died many times and branched out to a universe that suits them, and one that they share with you.
welcome back. we've got an america to make great again.
I'm from the Berenstein timeline.... Japan, New Zealand, and ALL OF SOUTH AMERICA have moved but TRUMP WON so just gotta roll with it
Proofs?
You can also use Salvia Divinorum to find the wheel and jump timelines
that's how I ended up here
I came from Chik Fil A
>There's a new leaked picture of bill Clinton naked vetted "aided" by some bimbo.
How could I miss this
Link?
wew lad
OP must be BTFO mentally right now
same
>How could I miss this
That's a good question
That retarded as pic was all over this board
holy fuck they did move
NZ used to be tiny
Oh shit, whaddup OP?
Welcome to the pahty, pal
CTR TOOK IT DOWN
>Chik Fil A
What the fuck it's Chick-fil-A now?!?
>That retarded as pic was all over this board
So post it then instead of pointing out the obvious, faggot.
Yep
I know 100% it was Chik Fil A before I smoked Salvia
Are (YOU) experimenting with us/me?
I know who you are.
we actually did it. We changed timelines.
I don't smoke weed, how can I go back?
Hell*
I don't think you can everything is collapsing into this timeline
Chic Fil A people are here too
This is the timeline where the pedo shadow government synagogue of satan is exposed the Jesus returns.
>he didn't vote for Trump
fuck off
Were you really?story time?
>things that didnt happened
/thread
The mind of the subject will desperately struggle to create memories where none exist
Waking up on November 9th and remembering that he fucking did it and then going to Sup Forums and hearing this play was one of the greatest feelings on the planet.
What do you mean?
>Jason, can you hear me? Its your parents. We love you. We miss you. I hope you can hear us in your dreams. Please come back to us. Your sister just got back from University during Thanksgiving break to see you. Please wake up. We love you.
she dated a filthy kike
Jason is a faggot.
Apparently South Korea has confirmed it's been running a shadow government.
>Coma for a month
Literally never happens
the longest coma was 37 years
Here ya go
>that jpg
Can't even blame the man tbqh, that looks like a superior piece