At what point did reality start collapsing?
At what point did reality start collapsing?
October 1st 2003
June 17th 1995
The day I rode my bike down hill into a brick wall and died
You were pulled into this reality sometime in the late 90s early 00s, during a near death experience, water was involved.
I have a Muslim, Trump loving girlfriend
She's gonna give me a bunch of brown Christian kids and run as a republican politician
reality is rapidly collapsing around me
it was never constructed
Today, for you.
Zoinks!
the day they turned this fucker on
March 30 2010
There's not enough novelty left to sustain multiple timeliness so they are all collapsing into the one where God returns.
I'm 18 and I remember some time around the early 00's when I was about 3 or 4 I nearly drowned. You aren't Kek himself are you, Leaf?
You're in a timeline where cassette tapes sound better than CDs
Nah. I did have an NDE though. Was with two other kids in on a playground at school, the other two got insta gibbed but I survived quite literally unscathed.
When lucifer rebelled.
The date Sup Forums was launched
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1991, when blood magic supporting USSR was broken and freed energy soaked into expanding internet
somewhere out there, vacuum decay has already started
the first time I took molly and LSD together
Fuck me I """""almost""""" drowned in '96 in my school's pool.
I'm scared.
No but we've studied this phenomenon for the past year or so and that seems to be the unifying element of why we are in this timeline: A near death experience involving water in that time period
Sept 11, 2001.
Day saint Longinus stabbed Jesus with the spear of destiny
It's been a while now
If we're in Angel Beats then where the fuck is our Angel? I thought the unifying element here was that as soon as you start to really be happy something terrible happens?
05/14/48
Man that's crazy how you managed to, with almost perfect precision, guess the time period of my "NDE" AND the water relation to my NDE. Thank Kek I am in this timeline man. This truly is the best timeline. Praise Kek above all.
*record scratch-freeze frame*
You're probably wondering how I got here
forgot pic
nope, it's pretty obvious you're from reddit
>i dead 9 times and still here shitposting??
about 1990
gross
does snow count? because if so then I'm in. that is fucking spooky right now user
almost drowned in '01 at a beach. gtfo bro
I almost drowned in 2005 so explain that Drumpfkin
There are puppets indigenous to this timeline but they are outnumbered by those of us who were pulled in.
why did that artist have such shit taste in women
>implying kek would be a fucking leaf
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