What went wrong?

Governor Christie was once thought to be the front-runner for the GOP nomination. Now he's been completely cut out of the Trump administration.

What happened?

Bridgegate

He's circumference is too wide for comfort.

He did some corrupt shit, and threw subordinates under the bus to cover his fat ass.

Papa Trump doesn't play like that.

He was a tool in the right place at the right time, but his corrupt fat ass has no place when it comes to actually having a hand in things. In fact, his brief appointment to select team members and then only picking a bunch of scummy lobbyists may have been expected, the Trump team was waiting for it so they could kick Crispy Cream out.

he would have been a yuuuge wrench in the cogs of weed legalization, which is a yuuuge part of our future economy

He pissed off Juden Kushner and his dad. That's what was wrong.

He was our guy all along.

he was initially in charge of the transition team and he fucked that up by bringing in a bunch of lobbyists instead of actual swamp drainers, b/c u know, christie is obviously a fuckup.
trump got pissed off and fired him and got pence to take over
when the jewyork times reported the transition team was in "disarray" and "discord", him or one of his lobbyists was probably the source

yes christie threw kushner's dad in jail or something like that

this desu senpai

It's only logical +numbers confirm it.

Jared Kushner happened. Christ Christie got Lewandowski'd

>Krispy Kreme sends Jared's dad to jail in 2006
>fast forward to the election cycle
>Jared Kushner orchestrates every successful move in Trump's campaign, so obviously Trump gains tremendous respect for him
>those moves include firing Corey Lewandowski (because he pissed Jared off) and subbing in Kelly Conway
>they also include doing a massive online push (Jared ran all of the online campaign strategy, including Trump's twitter/facebook activity)
>another part of the online activity was getting Breitbart to shill for Trump. Jared brought in Steve Bannon and it's also why Shapiro left Breitbart during the primaries (he got pissy because he knew Breitbart was gambling its reputation on Trump being President and being the go-to for presidential access, he didn't think it could happen)
>the other big one is picking Mike Pence for VP

So basically this dude is the reason Trump is president. He had beef with Christie, and he also thought he was incompetent. He probably knew of someone more competent that he didn't have a problem with and told Trump the exact same things he told him about Lewandowski.

Trump trusts this kike more than anyone else on his team and for good reason.

Christie was maybe a frontrunner back in 2012

Even then Jeb and Gayboy were probably more viable at the time

Bridgegate sunk any credence he had left. Poor guy, really not that bad but pissed off the unions too much, especially the slimy teachers

Trump let Krispy Kreme think he was getting something then threw him to the wolves.

He's going to do the same to Romney, since he also shittalked him during the election like Christie did early on.

Didn't Christie go after Trump's son in law's father or uncle when Christie was attorney general?

this 1--%

fat fuck tried to jump ship after pussygate and he has too many fucking scandals under that 60" belt of his.

>“If you’re getting high in Colorado today, enjoy it,” Christie warned. “As of January 2017, I will enforce the federal laws.”

What's wrong with this stupid cuckold?

He was always a cunt. Anyone from Jersey knows we only voted him in to give Corzine the finger. Even Obama holding a rally wasn't able to save his ass. It's a testament to how much of a piece of shit Krispy Kreme is that he managed to fuck that up.

being fat, corrupt, and highly authoritarian doesn't really have appeal.

Did you miss the part about Christie being a known indefensible mess for years?

Trump is a fucking genius.

also checked

it goes against what a majority of Americans want.

between the people who actually want weed legalized and those who simply think it should be a states rights issue he'd piss off a lot of people, enough to fuck over Trump's reelection chances.

This.

Donut man was pivotal in the battle against rubuto but ultimately proved to be too much weight on the campaign, no pun intended.

Fuck this fat piece of shit and that shitty gas tax he imposed on us NJers.

He's part of the swamp that needs to be drained.
Rumour is that he was asked for people to appoint and he suggested some really shitty neo-cons so got thrown out.

Except Lewandowski, wasn't fully dismissed, he's gonna act as subversive consultant getting all the money from jew media.

Ivanka First Lady?

...

It just baffles me that he's governor of a state that has legal MMJ yet he doesn't recognize the medicinal properties of the plant.

The only guys in Trump's campaign that had me concerned were Paul Manafort (fuck this dude seriously) and Chris Christie, glad both were purged.