Walking back to your locker after gym class and you run into this guy, he demands your lunch money. What would you do?

walking back to your locker after gym class and you run into this guy, he demands your lunch money. What would you do?

If he punches me, I win

Let him kill me, then I win.

B-but we just had lunch Justin...

Fight him
If he beats me up I win
Then I can sue him for being a straight white male and get a gorillion dollars in canadian funny money in reparations

Tell him to fuck off, like I did the last time I saw him.

He give's me his lunch money, that makes me the looser.

Grab him by the pussy

Some post the webm of when he was exposed for having a glass jaw.

I feel so dirty bursting this leaf fest, but whatever.

>we're gonna need a bigger rake

Have unprotected sex with his wife.

Give him my lunch money, follow him home from school. Kill his dog/cat.

I'd sodomize him. Then claim ignorance since I don't speak the language or know the laws of this country since I'm a refugee. No jail time light rehabilitation, free room and board, English classes. Not bad.

Someone post that video of him getting knocked out in one punch.

I'd do that fuck that drama teacher

Act like I'm going to give him the sweetroll, but at the last minute throw it in the air, hoping that they'll pay attention to it long enough for me to get a shot in on the leader.

A true Satan move.

first try to talk it out, if that doesn't work?
>man rape

Don't meme Turdeau.

>*teleports behind you*
>"Nothing personal kid"

I can punch harder and I am terrible