Is there a trick to become an american?

is there a trick to become an american?

>fill some forms and...

fuck that shit, I want an easy way

kill yourself, beaner

Marry an american. Or Join the US millitary.

W A L L

Yah, it's pretty simple all you have to do is MARRY ME

kill yourself and hope to get reincarnated

Are you a cute girl?

Are you good at cooking. I will fake a homosexual relationship if I get some great ass food.

Why? Are you unhappy with Mexico or something?

I heard they will give citizenship to all mexicans that help build the wall. You have to stay on your side and they will add a door later.

Be a black and/or muslim male of fighting age and dubious origin with no paperwork or identification and claim you're a child fleeing from conflict.
They'll let you right in, no forms or screening.

Get married to an American. Now that same sex marriage is legalized you can finally marry someone you're attracted to.

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fight for jews or marry an americlap
the later is easy if you're a qt grill and speak english

My ass foods the best!

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Service guarantees citizenship.

When Trump makes the call, answer.

You still have to fill out forms, plus now you have extra marriage forms to fill out.

how can a mexican join the US military

marry some fat American woman?

Either you fill some forms or you fill some white chicks.

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fight for your rights

take back your country from the corruption and drug cartels

losers

we wont let you turn usa into a shithole because you are lazy cowards

Talk to a recruiter, many people have become citizens by serving

Literally any foreign national can join the US military and after 5 years they become a citizen. True story.

By being less retarded than you. People have been joining foreign militias for centuries. Figure it out, shortbus.

Ouch. Wtf
>Pic related

>Mexicans flood the US for decades
>US government is forced to make the rules more strict
>Wetbacks keep on pouring in
>Migrating to the US is now practically impossible for decent Europeans that can actually make a meaningful contribution
T-thanks Carlos

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Its called becoming a foreign volunteer. Almost every military on earth has this.

ay hol up so u be saying illegals can join the US military?

Wait, so you are saying I can hop on a plane to New York, go to a recruiter, and become a US soldier and then a citizen?

Im 26 and have some years of service in our army behind me, am i to old to get recruited?

yee, there are even recruiting centers in foreign countries if i remember correctly
are you an illegal?

nope

>I want an easy way
And that's why we are building the wall, lazy fuckwit.

How does it feel being no more than a parasite?

>US Foreign legion
>mfw