India plans on releasing a toilet locating app in an effort to combat public shitting in their streets. I wonder if any of our Sup Forums Indiabros have downloaded this app to avoid having to go to the designated shitting streets.
>The Poo2Loo campaign has since ended, but the launch of the Toilet Locator indicates that sanitation progress is being made.
>Nearly 620 million people in India defecate in the open, which has significantly contributed to water contamination, causing an ongoing public health crisis.
>Can afford smartphones and Data/wifi >Can't poo in loo
Camden Watson
hahahaha finally they can poo in a loo
Xavier Baker
I wonder. Did they seriously mark the location of every known toilet within a given area?
Jace Anderson
Won't work. Those degenerates will continue to shit on the streets, app or no app.
Ryan Miller
So their streets will always remain shitty?
Oliver Foster
Looking at that pic sends chills down my spine. I could take 100 showers after wading in that and I'd never be able to get rid of that shit scent.
Connor Hughes
Hopefully they call it Poober
James Long
>poo2loo
rip me
Logan Moore
Or the LOOcator
Caleb Fisher
Lads, I think I fixed India
Evan Green
Underrated
Elijah Clark
Not >pooaloo >findaloo >boogaloo >locatealoo
Jaxson Anderson
kek
Charles Reyes
But they already have google street view
Leo Wright
Pretty much yes. The whole street shitting thingy is what defines them and without it they would loose their national identity and also probably their sanity.
Daniel Nelson
What happened to Pakistan m8?
Blake Wright
LMFAO
Justin Gutierrez
Kekd
Carson Nguyen
Fixed it too
Luis Allen
You're telling you have people who can afford a smartphone, yet still shit in the streets?
Adrian Cruz
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Jackson Martinez
Is this damage control from when the girl fell into a septic tank the other day?
Well maybe if you pooed in the loo you wouldn't have to expect this kind of thread.
Anthony Powell
least their women are hot in pantyhose
Aaron Taylor
1.2 BILLION POO'S A DAY
Jace Phillips
Makes me wonder why Sup Forums rarely calls Vatican out on secretly building a Crusader Army
Jews are a distraction
Owen Scott
heeeeey
Jacob King
>download poo app >nearest loo is miles away >travel holding your poo inside >pass through multiple perfectly fine designated shitting streets >finally arrive >Loo has been turned into a hindu shrine
Cameron Moore
ew
Lucas Butler
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Oliver Wilson
kek
Josiah Flores
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Sebastian Harris
DESIGNATED
Austin Taylor
It's not out yet. All I get is news sites telling me that its going to be out. And that it works with Google maps.
Robert Scott
This is what kickstarts them to becoming a superpower in 2060.
Aaron Hernandez
That country to the far lower right...could it be? The place the prophesies spoke of?
>least their women are hot in pantyhose You are not quite right in the head, now are you?
kek'd
Juan Davis
Have you been here more than five minutes? We love a good crusade.
Hunter Butler
LOCATE LOO
Liam Rodriguez
Best thread all day. I'm shitting myself.
Kevin Miller
JEKALEK
Jack Brooks
beautiful ads
Alexander Gonzalez
>implying lack of toilets is the real problem
Camden Perry
>be pajeet >debilitating gut pain signals my 6th shit that day >pull out my smartphone >use app to find loo nearby >just shows a big red dot covering all of india
Justin Roberts
So for now at least it would seem that you are being able to hold on to your identity a bit more longer. Cum in mum while you are at it.
Isaac Flores
It's part of the problem.
Samuel Robinson
You on the right Poo-in-loo on the left
Andrew Wilson
>tfw I'd fuck them
Carter Lopez
>pooja >god of toilets
Hudson Thompson
They use some kind of container with water, like a jug. Then they pour it down their ass crack while they clean their anus with their hand. This is supposedly okay because they wash their hands afterwards.
Poos cannot even abandon this tradition when they immigrate. Just recently I was walking behind an Indian gentleman on my way to the washroom who was carrying a styrofoam KFC container (like for macaroni salad) on his way to the loo. Sure enough, he filled it up in the sink and carried it to the stall with him.
Elijah Walker
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Jackson Taylor
They look like they smell like poo.
Lucas Murphy
>The itoilet! It was brilliant jerry! Brilliant!
Parker Rogers
kek. Premium bantz,
Leo Butler
I see what you did there
Isaiah Bennett
No, pooja means prayer. Yes I get your next joke Indians POO while praying.
Jeremiah Hill
The reasons behind them shitting on the streets +10 times a day are pretty obious. Good luck braking the continuum.
Daniel Sanchez
Do you know what I do when I can't find a toilet? Wait til I get home. Actually I never use public toilets for shitting. Why do Indian comes not come built with toilets?
I remember reading an article about how the WHO installed toilets in millions of Indian homes and most of them just kept shitting outside anyways. What is really happening in India? Did your people always just shit outside or what?
Aiden Baker
Don't worry, that's the designated shitting food.
Nolan Butler
I'm working on an for Americans.
I call it ShatsApp
Luis Smith
You're telling me the people shitting in streets have mobile phones?
Surely if they have a phone they have somewhere to charge it and surely there's a loo there right?
when it comes out make a thread with a screen cap with the nearest toliet and periscope you running to it
Carson Sanders
my sides
Noah Perez
>pooja means prayer I don't think there can be a next joke after this.
Parker Peterson
I guess pooing in the streets is considered a birth right by Indians. Kind of like how Americans view guns. We can try to shame the Indians but they don't care. In their culture, shitting in the streets is what real men do.
Noah Morris
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Joshua Thompson
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Easton Jenkins
>designated shitting food
Jordan King
There are more mobile phones than toilets in India.
Fact.
Christian Stewart
>No, pooja means prayer.
Joseph Myers
The app is useless as shit, how are slum people going to use a smartphone and data? Just nuke them, there's no fix
Brayden Rivera
Holy shit
poo2loo
Is this real
Did Sup Forums do this
Kayden Sanchez
>an offering of milk and bananas
Well, that's definitely better than what people usually offer the god of toilets...
Parker Howard
Why don't you just deport all your poor people to Pakistand and Bangladesh?
