How do we solve the Australian problem? Three centuries of inbreeding, drinking and mating with aboriginals in the barren wilderness of the God forsaken island has reduced their cognitive state to that of animals. Never once in their short history has the Australian showed >culture exceeding drinking and fighting >any technological devices (barbecue does NOT count) >culinary significance (black charred meat is the staple diet) >military achievements (lost a war to big birds)
Should we just purge this alien continent and it's barbaric "people"?
I think it's time to bring in new, more clever, inhabitants from Central Africa. Just think of the IQ boost "Australia" would get from a few million Nigerians or Congolese. Up 20 points overnight probably.
Anthony Hall
>any technological devices Our country invented Wi-Fi you slick bitcj.
Jeremiah Rodriguez
Bitch please
Isaac Martinez
Fuck off vi er fulle
Mason Moore
Then why does it suck more than a Belgian hooker?
James Myers
They were pretty good and cricket mate.
Grayson Nguyen
A bunch of vietnamese cunts said it was harder fighting australians in the war than americans, so there's that.
Nicholas Watson
By fucking off! Didn't I tell you we're full cunt?
Lucas Baker
>any technological devices >Refrigerators >Televisions >Wi-fi >Electric drill >Underwater torpedo >Made the first feature length film >Invented fucking TANKS >Pacemaker >Sun screen >Blackbox flight recorders >Ultrasound >Bionic ear >Anti-flu medication
Meanwhile, Norway invented a cheese grater and the paper clip.
Face it, Australians are the most innovative and advanced people to ever exist, and we do it all while drunk, on massive amounts of meth AND we fit in time to shitpost on Sup Forums.
Ryder Walker
Give me ONE good reason that I, residing in THE worlds GREATEST country, should pack my bag and travel to the other side of the PLANET, to a island filled with dreadfull horrors as spiders, snakes and bogans?
Don't you NEVER, EVER dishonor our practice of stacking wood. It's an art.
Blake Diaz
Don't forget Atomic Absorption Spectroscopy, one of the most important analytical devices ever developed for medicine and chemistry
Jonathan Young
We have a culture of bydlo. Australian culture is just imported American and British culture, anything considered true Aussie is almost always some working class bogan amalgamation
William Garcia
>Invented tanks >We choose to have only 59 of them for our entire military while other countries have thousands.
Ayden Thomas
Wouldn't happen to be posting on a wireless device now would you, OP?
Asher Thomas
In favor of you, I do not see any reason to sarifice men and weapons to conquer your lifeless rock. Is there literally anything there besides sand and crocodiles?
Yeah, I couldn't include all of our genius inventions mate
Because our government has been filled with soft cunts for as long as I know. We won't even put in the effort to drill out the insane amounts of oil in the desert and become an economic superpower
you are forgiven, friend
Nathan Cooper
A big rock.
The Japanese were going to pinch it but I guess they didn't have anywhere to put it back home.
Joseph Baker
>Aboriginal inventions >Even wikijews can't come up with more than the didgeridoo and a spear chucker My sides weren't ready for that.
Jaxon Allen
False. Guglielmo Marconi invented that shit. He was Italian.
Ryan Long
Behold! The epitome of Australian gastronomy! Crack a can of Victors Butter and you have a 5 star meal!
Kayden Sullivan
2/10 bait
Adam Roberts
Fuck off Chink. Keep your eyes away from my shiny rocks or I will neck you cunt.
Robert Moore
Because that is literally it lmao
50,000 fucking years they have been here. 2 inventions and they're both sticks. and they wonder why they are classified as fauna in our constitution.
Ryan Nguyen
>Australia is the world's leading producer of rutile, zircon, bauxite, iron ore and ilmenite, the second largest producer of alumina, gold, lithium, manganese ore, lead and zinc, the third largest producer of uranium, and the fourth largest of silver, nickel and black coal.
Austin Diaz
>Aboriginal inventions
>see article: stick
Mason Moore
Rare(?)
William Collins
Give them their guns back.
Joseph Johnson
>any technological devices (barbecue does NOT count) You better not be using WiFi you ungrateful cunt.
Brandon Campbell
I though it was Hedy Lamarr?
Michael Nguyen
You dumb pleb. No Australian would eat that.
Behold a true gastronomical wonder of the antipodean peoples.
Ayden Wilson
that my uncle Merv, his a top bloke you cunt
Isaac Jackson
>the third largest producer of uranium This may be true, but we have like a third of the world's reserves.
Josiah Cooper
This shit is seriously less appealing than Indian food, how the fuck did you mange that!?
You bogans participated in a patent of an early version of the WLAN. Claiming you invented wifi is as absurd as claiming niggers invented furnaces because they made fire from two sticks
David Torres
But I fuckin love them
Robert Reed
Fuckin grouse cunt!
Lincoln Parker
>No mention of the ikara missile
Josiah Young
You got bigger problems limp dick.
Isaac Lee
Why hasnt anyone mentioned fairy bread yet?!
Grayson Garcia
I was surprised too
We should have kept it to ourselves and conquered the world
There is no reason. Stay the fuck out of our country.
Daniel Carter
You're all forgetting australia's greatest and most influential invention. The hill's hoist.
Show some respect bitches
Daniel Gray
Listen m8, go back to your snow and shovel the fuck out of it while we go to the beach and fuck around for Christmas,
Alexander Johnson
I've actually tasted Tim tams actually.
Adrian Smith
Actually have you actually really done that actually?
Dylan Ortiz
Australians and wifi is like niggers and peanutbutter I swear.
Liam Garcia
oi u r just jealous cus we steal ur women pic related. and we cook spaghetti bolognese too dickhead
Jack Sullivan
You fags got it all wrong, no taste at all
THIS. This is the shit.
Justin Walker
Actually I have. My cousin got a Australian girlfriend
William Richardson
80 million lives
some norweigian
Dominic Kelly
>(lost a war to big birds) How fucking dare you make light of one of my country's most tragic events. We'll see how you feel when one of these fuckers comes up behind you and disembowels your mate while you're left helpless to do anything about it but watch on in horror.
Isaac Walker
Any day now!
Brody Price
Australian women are pigs. He should have picked a Norse goddess
Benjamin Walker
Fuck no I stalk some Australian Sheila's on Facebook and holy moly they are some fine woman
We don't want you here. And that's where your bitterness comes from.
Kayden Cox
>mfw I tried to look up "Timeline of African inventions" and nothing came up except South Africa
Logan Phillips
they're mostly a mix of british and irish ancestry so this isn't too surprising.
Joshua Robinson
Thank you! That really is a great invetion! Not joking.
Nathaniel Nguyen
People only put the best parts and representations of themseves on social media. What you see is the gilded tip of an iceberg of shit.
Joshua Hill
deport them back to new zealand
Christopher Anderson
Isnt norway getting pillaged by muslims like the swedes are? Vikings will be so proud their motherland has turned to shit
Carson Hall
Nope, all the aussie chicks I've met are hot as hell. Met less than 20, but all of them were very fine.
Carson Mitchell
Even though they are complete shitposters, whenever I see an Australian post anything, he always has a command of English that puts feeling and something intelligent in his words. I never see this from any other Anglo. It's always a shitpost, but it's usually a well-written shitpost full of wit.
Nicholas Johnson
go fuck yourself norway you lanky cross country skiing snow nigger
Bentley Morgan
>dude patents mean nothing lmao, they just got there first :D Norwegian education manifest.
Alexander Smith
How would a Romanian know more about Aussie women than me? I fucking live with three of them.
Jace Wilson
>Catalog itt neet virgin weeboo faggggsssss
Landon Carter
Thanks muricabro. *tips fedora*
Nicholas Lopez
Here's your (you), now go play in the snow like a good lad.
