ITT thread we post perfect scenarios

ITT thread we post perfect scenarios

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Castilian here, I've thought we were bros :(

Give Olivença and Ceuta back and we'll be friends again

no asturias lol

Go take it irl and see what happens.

Perfect scenario would be Catalonia under the sea desu

Uncondicional surrender, and we get all of Spain plus Andorra?

>wtf? where is the rest of Spain?
>OOOOOOOH!
:^)

Things seem to be heating up here in the Irrelevant Former Empires Club.

>Fighting over little shits of land
>Sharing land borders

GET ON MY LEVEL

Shut up or we will send more spics, we can even send brazilians

>see what happens

Best ally is always there for us.

>Captcha - Boats

try to find a more perfect Iberia than this

hint: you can't

Something like this

One day, we won't share any land brothers, for all of Eurasia + Africa will speak Portuguese, as God intended

Honestly ur "best ally" the anglo, is just like our "best ally" the fucking frogs, u better don't take nuffin from these two, the both fucking our countries

Just get rid of Andalusia

We're just going to fuck the Native out of them. If a spic and a European have kids the kids are just Spaniards. Thanks for all the slightly sunburnt hapa conquistador rape babies. America back to 80% white in 30 years. Assimilation is inevitable.

Syrian """"""""""""refugee"""""""""""" detected

You don't have friends, Spain.

>our "best ally" the fucking frogs

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Lisboa não está do lado dos mouros?
Porquê?

well..... we got the potato the spaguetti and these spics maybe Germany

I will stab my ears then. Portuguese sounds like a russian trying to speak spanish.

Wrong, Denmark will take you.

because I'm Lisboeta ;_;

I prefer this one better

>Åland still exists

>Scotland still exists

We can sell that shit to ruskis

Então és mouro. E mouros não pertencem ao grande norte.

Corrected

Only decent palce in UK, rest is trash

No, Burger, that's how a foreigner speaks when he tries to speak Portuguese

why do euro countries want to split so badly? do they not recognize how much that hurts their standing on the global stage?

REMOVER A PUTA DO MOURO!!!!!!

thank you funland

Portugal why the fuck are you so obsessed with us we don't want to join you, you really are like a psycho ex-gf.

Fuck of spics

Monaco seems fine. Its GDP per capita is higher than China.

>GET ON MY LEVEL
>Can't even annex New Zealand

Here is an alternative.

well u gave them like 6 months of Portugalicia 800 years ago, that's why, they even move the Capital there lmao

The portuguese capital should be either Porto or Guimarães. No other places.

The WALL is build, people from outside of the blue are deported

You will join us. Either Açores-style or Algarve-style

Build it to the right of Bornholm, but otherwise it's great!

Don't be sad because a capital city is cucked, Lisbon still a best
Proud
1/2 Beirense
1/4 Alentejano with some Spanish blood flying around
5/32 Portuense
1/16 Sephardic Jew
1/32 Swedecuck
here, with only trace amounts, if any (

>identifies as a Lesboeta

The worse Moor is the one that chooses to be a Moor

but the last time was a Coruña

>perfect scenario
>basque doesnt own gascony
its not perfect

I'm a trans-regional Lusitano famalam

Catalonia stays Christian and presents rest of Spain land to ISIS

When? Coruña wasn't part of the Portucalense county.
Guimarães was and was the birth place of our first king.
The only relation between Coruña and the north of Portugal is a cultural one.

Deported where?

Can't argue with that map.

And yet you chose to be a full Moor, instead of a New Christian

100% untermensch
Like any good untermensch, you of course doesn't live at home

Catalonia is the most multicultural region of Spain. Barcelona in particular is the de facto capital of degeneracy. It's like trusting California or Scotland to preserve Christian values and culture.

>Mediterranean Union
>made up mafiosi, lazy greeks and Turks

Good, we could nuke them easier

vete a tomar por culo bigote de mierda.

And stay there

>$lav
>thinks thay has any morals to talk about umtermensch

everything went wrong when spain choosed france insted of the germans as their ally

>Like any good untermensch, you of course doesn't live at home

he says while living in russia

Vai para a cona da merda da puta que fodeu o caralho do teu pai, e que te pariu, em vez de ter engolido a esporra do bastardo do cabrão do teu pai

He's fast

pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guerras_fernandinas#Primeira_guerra_.281369-1370.29
here u moved the capital to a Coruña

Shoo shoo niggers. Go back to fucking your hairy womanlet monekys. Iberian girls are worse than sheboons. At least sheboons speak fucked up English, but even """classy""" Iberian chick always sounds like obnoxious prostitute with that ugly language. The whole meaning of mongrel is that it's not 100% pure you retard.

If the NATIVE population isn't 100% (or I'll be kind here at least 85%) pure European, it's a mongrel population, by definition.

>the H1 mtdna which is found in high rate in iberian population and north african, is almost half in iberian populations.

Pic related, U, T and J are also nonwhite.

Catalonia supports all the Colors while killing skum

Castilian = Spanish language = Mexican
Mexicans are not welcome in Europe!

I wish someone could nuke my """""""country."""""""

>Mexicans are not welcome in Europe!

Wise words

Can confirm.
First time I spent a month in Barcelona was '93-94, and the place seemed ok. Maybe it was residual benefit from the pre-Olympics cleanup.

It just got worse and worse, and my most recent visits (2015 and this year) felt like an
immersion in nignogs, Muslims, faggotry, crime and rancid garbage.

When a "First World" city makes me long for Manila, you know it's all gone to hell.

>Slav
>European

why did Aragon and Castile merge in the first place?

>Russians
>Slavs
Negro education:)

Doesn't mention the capital switch anywhere in the article you linked.
Rio de Janeiro was the capital of the empire during the napolionic invasions but the rest were all in territory that is currently portuguese.

The funny thing is that the Aragonese king started ruling Castille, but Castille ended up ruling over Aragon

A common enemy: the jews and the moors.

The baker can fix it eassily

As long as it's all a single country / confederation

While slavs might not be white, they are as european as it gets you fucking faggot

Still have Malmo. KeK

not in the Portugal version....
es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fernando_I_de_Portugal
we kicked all of their court from Galicia six months after he claim that land

>Not be white
Not everyone is from the Balkans and Southeastern Ukraine. Speaking of Slavs. Pure Slavs are Poles and Slovaks only

so Aragon got cucked and now their mad

I honestly believe Europe should be divided by confederations

I wish I was good enough at economy to make a good theory about it

Why do you come into every South European thread? Sounds like it's personal.

Exactly

They say he was there for a while. Are you going by the definition that the capital is where the king is?

You are untermenschen and should remember that. It's good of me to spread the data to make polacks aware of Iberian subhumanity. Eurospic!=human

>he likes the Scotland YES remain fags
Please kill yourself lad

It makes you seem incredibly butthurt though

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Talking like you guys aren't more inbred than american hillbillies.

>Northland
Could have at least made it North Humberland.

>caring about spics and moortuguese

he moved all the court there, but whatever

Another quality of Med shitskins like you