Help me pick my senior quote

What are some Sup Forums approved, non degenerate senior quotes for my high school yearbook. Ones that could actually get in the book.

"We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children." --Abraham Lincoln

Hakuna matata

Is he implying he like dicks in the asshole and dicks in his mouth?

I'm a retarded niggerfaggot who posts on alt-right forums and UNIRONICALLY supported Trump

yes, big time

“I’m going to plead with you, do not cross us. Because if you do, the survivors will write about what we do here for 10,000 years.”
Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi

"underageb&"

Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest were these: Sup Forums is right again.

"Gas the kikes, race war now, MAGA"

i did cheat.

Deus vult¡

there is no god but allah(swt) and Mohammad(pbuh) is his messenger

What I'll miss the most about high school: spirit cooking with J.P. and H.A., the Lolita Express with W.J.C., and accidentally deleting 33,000 homework assignments.

There is only one God and Donald Trump is his prophet

"Shout out to all my palls at Comet Pizza"

"gtk;rwn"

"quit throwing your chicken bones on the sidewalk"

these

just something simple.

"I hate every single one of you fuckers"
- George Costanza

1599 brothers

The jews fear the samurai

Snitches get Stitches

Stackin dat paypa

Playaz Club

“Being made human
Without the possibility of BEING human
The cruelest of all punishments.”

Dylan Klebold

"The holocaust never happened, but it should have happened and will happen soon."

Use a Hitler quote and attribute it to MLK or Abraham Lincoln.

Or one of my favourites from Oscar Wilde (yes he was gay and I don't think there's anything wrong with that but regardless you have to admit the fucker knew how to string words together): "Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit."

The weak should fear the strong

Those digits!

Right wing death squats! Hell Hipler!

Highschool was a mistake.

quote the meow mix song like i did

"It's not a lie if you believe it."

"to shine like a sun you first must burn like one"
-Some sandnigger name

Don't cry because it happened.
Smile because it's over.

"Always be sexy." - Ted Cruz

"Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning" and "Anne Frank: Hide and Go Seek Champion 1942-1944" got into my school's yearbook a couple of times. Of course, they don't let us have senior quotes anymore, but it was still worth it.

Now if only I had $120 to drop on one of those....

They don't think it be like it is but it do

"In da hood everybody got a nickname, they be like, ay tell Pookie to tell Man-Man to get Peanut & stop by Peaches crib and get the foodstamps" - Mahatma Gandhi

wtf I hate trump now! I'm now #cruzmissile

>"Damn, stole my girl again." - Everyone.

Bill Clinton is a rapist

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.

"Heil Hitler"

Its not gay if you dont kiss

isn't that a fucking mewtwo quote

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I was thinking
>"It depends upon what the meaning of the word 'is' is."- Bill Clinton

could be a good one

Use a hitler quote.

>inb4 "jews are a disease of the world"

You need something that would slip thorugh the cracks

Apart from Jewish extermination Hitler was actually a good guy

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He just wanted to deport them, but couldn't because we declared war on the Germans for no good reason.

Poor nazi bastards :'(

ooo I like this idea

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praise kek

Principal ____ did nothing wrong.

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Heres a couple genuine quotes

>A man’s gotta make at least one bet a day, else he could be walking around lucky and never know it. (c) Jim Jones
>Countless millions who have walked this earth before us have gone through this, so this is just an experience we all share (c) Ted Bundy
>Words build bridges into unexplored regions (c) Adolf Hitler

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Yes. And it's not bad.

>Words build bridges into unexplored regions (c) Adolf Hitler

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If you kill your enemies, they win

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"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard"

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That one is stalin's thugh

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yes

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Leaving behind the good times. Both of them.

There is no god but allah. muhammad is the messenger of allah- Religion of Peace

"You're a sniveling coward, Donald. Leave Heidi the hell alone."

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THE DELAGATES, DAHNALD

“My IQ is one of the highest — and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure; it’s not your fault.”

- Donald J. Trump

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I fucking hate niggers.

neither pleasure not pain should enter as motives when one must do what must be done - First Lady Michelle Obama

A Catholic Priest and a Jewish Rabbi are hanging out at the park. A little boy walks by and the Priest says to the Rabbi: Wanna fuck him? The Rabbi replies: Out of what?

"A wolf has his right to a sheep like a tyrant to a weak man. Stepping on to the tyrants throat, making him know justice, is a mans most sacred duty."
Petar Petrović Njegoš
He was the king of Montenegro and a writer, a very based figure.
Would be cool if you quoted this as an American.

Tolerance is the virtue of a man lacking morality

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Faith can move mountains but knowledge puts them in the right place - Martin Luther King

Martin was a fucking shitlord. Hang him.

Sup Forums is a christian board.

It's actually a Joseph Goebbels quote it's a joke

cuck cuck cuck cuck REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Its not rape if she is sleeping and you pay for her college. Bill Cosby taught me that.

For all crimes that blacks have suffered
Understanding their inner rage at an unjust system
Compassionate understanding is needed to identify the problem
Kindness and forgiveness are needed.

Now is the time to act
In this heated racial climate
Group all your racist attitudes and opinions
Get rid of your internal bigotry
Eventually you'll understand where the problem lies
Regardless of past transgressions
Soon a solution will be realized to the suffering of black Americans.

"You're the king? Well I didnt vote for you!"
Human peon -- Warcraft 3
#NotMyPresident
#StratholmBePurged
Something subtly making fun of the left in these times, might be funny if you read it 12 years later.

This.

my friends and I just did Anchorman quotes. "Milk was a bad choice - Ron Burgundy" was mine

"Jet fuel can't melt steel beams"

This Will 99.9% pass but Will 100% reveal your power level to those Who might look after it
>Ein kleine wurzellose internationale clique
If you don't know what it is you don't Belong here

this

"IT'S HAPPENING!!" - anonymous

"#KONY2012"

anyone have the ETA for