Brit/pol/ - bit parched edition

>THE MOST PRO-EU PARTY IN BRITISH HISTORY FUCKS US AGAIN - DAVID DAVIS TO EU: "BRITAIN WANTS TO STAY IN THE SINGLE MARKET"
msn.com/en-gb/money/news/david-davis-to-eu-official-britain-wants-to-stay-in-the-single-market/ar-AAkBKW2

>EU ARMY CONFIRMED - GUESS WHO'S PAYING FOR IT
express.co.uk/news/world/735031/EU-votes-to-create-Super-Army-as-defence-plan-passes-through-parliament

>BLAIR THE BLOOD GOD AND RICHARD BRANSON PLOT NEW CAMPAIGN GROUP TO DERAIL EU DEPARTURE - AS IF THE TORIES WEREN'T DOING ENOUGH ALREADY
express.co.uk/news/politics/735172/Secret-campaign-group-backed-Richard-Branson-plots-derail-Brexit

>MAY AND CO BUTTHURT OVER FARAGE'S SWAY WITH DONALD TRUMP
theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/nov/22/nigel-farage-tories-trump-brexit

>GORILLA TAUGHT HOW TO CONVERSE WITH HUMANS CALLS UKIP VOTERS RACISTS
express.co.uk/news/uk/734954/Diane-Abbott-Ukip-BNP-LBC-far-right-Nigel-Farage

>LIB DEMS SEEK TO REBRAND THEMSELVES AS THE PRO-EU PARTY
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-eu-referendum-second-poll-lib-dems-labour-a7424661.html

>UKIP AND TORIES BOTH IMPLICATED IN THANET SOUTH / ROCHESTER & STROOD MISSPENDING
kentonline.co.uk/kent/news/election-watchdog-to-probe-ukip-116182/

>>SCOTLAND
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/21/irn-bru-sales-in-parliament-soar-since-snp-increased-numbers-in/

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Imperial Leather

DISSOLVE THE MONARCHY

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Comfy seasonal music please.

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>implying nige or churchy were ever drinking it and not just spitting it out after publicity shots

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He's got Liz's face and Philip's head.

Dissolve you m8.

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/comfy/

He's starting to resemble Charles.

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enjoy you're manboobs

Will be a shit day when his first Christmas Speech is used to call us all a bunch of bigots

>Hitchens was right again
Can't stand the guy but he seems to be the only person who seems to know how anything works.

Not everything
His Tory predictions got absolutely shat on and BTFO because he wasn't actually being pessimistic ENOUGH

>>Hitchens was right again
Of course, but about what specifically this time?

Why doesn't he just shave it off?

Anyone else back to their typical gloomy bong attitude? Think I just felt the last iota of vit D leave my blood

He's been wrong about everything though.

He's the kind of person who predicts the most popular outcome while supporting the underdog, is proven wrong and then claims he was right (despite the entire time saying his side would lose), rinse and repeat. He's just a contrarian for contrarian's sake with a penchant for revising his own claims.

girls are dumb

not me, I'm glad to finally feel cold for a change

Prove it, bigot.

This tbqh. YKTD should kill himself for parroting this bumbling cunt.

same here but it's odd suddenly realising melancholy and pessimism has returned
#bong feels

Alright mate, leave it out. This is a safe space for bumbling autistic degenerates.

i am merely expressing my factual opinion

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just have to get a nice jumper on and mope around for a bit I suppose

tfw to intelligent for earthly concerns

as per usual

YKTD should kill himself for being a degenerate NEET paedophile on the dole who preaches conservatism and right wing values.

As for Hitchens he said it himself, as soon as Hitchens trie dto predict something that wasn't an A or B two choice outcome he got it completely wrong. Why? Because he has built his entire career on supporting one side while predicting the other to win and by careful revisionism he can basically say he was right no matter which side wins (Either he was right with his prediction, or he was on the winning side).

Same thing he's doing right now with whether or not BREXIT will actually go through. He'll be able to make every retard like YKTD believe he was right even if it goes through in it's entirety and we leave the free movement, free market and all the shit that comes with it.

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>You are an egg
What did he mean by this?

wrong thread pal

>no sperm yet, you're marked for death sonny

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>He was so arse pained that he actually edited a meme directed at him.

>60%

t. Tyrone Pablo McWashington

Default Twitter profile pictures are eggs, it's his shit way of calling out a troll

I think this only applies to his referendum prediction, but even then it's not as bad as you claim, he changed his mind about three weeks prior
Grammar schools are a policy for example that he's always supported, thinking that they're definitely going to make a comeback in some shape or form one day, it's not all pessimism, just mostly, which is justified if you're looking at the state of Britain from his point of view

He's right you know...

A COFFEE
A NAAN

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Wouldn't be so against globalization if I wasn't so sure the people in charge and benefiting off it are shitcunts who deserve to be hanged

We haven't had a Karen edition in so long Lads.

Go to bed lads

this. socialist republic here we come

"globalisation" atm just means letting corporations and banks rampage across the world, with no oversight, the IMF/WTO/WB running the show undemocratically, no consideration for the environment

good

soon

pretty much

globalisation could be a great thing, but it won't be.

>implying

Go away you fucking faggot or I will take the gulag out of my purse.

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>"globalisation" atm just means letting corporations and banks rampage across the world, with no oversight

Loving
Every
Laugh

The problem with globalisation is that it pulls us closer and closer into a single internationalist superstate. That oversight that you so crave will lead to the eradication of borders, the destruction of regional cultures, the end of sovereignty and democracy, and the creation of an unstoppable global totalitarian government.

It's no wonder that lefties are so on board with globalism.

It's an absolute shitstorm out there fuck. All the drama's kept me up. How is Brit/pol/ faring?

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What are you talking about?

Alt-right plebbit drama, don't ask

they're not still sperging out are they? wew lad

Drama?

This.
Where are these faggots coming from?

>The problem with globalisation is that it pulls us closer and closer into a single internationalist superstate

Well yeah, that's how capitalism works. A superstate not so much, much a suprastate, where power lies above and beyond national governments.

>That oversight that you so crave will lead to the eradication of borders, the destruction of regional cultures, the end of sovereignty and democracy, and the creation of an unstoppable global totalitarian government.

I favour a decentralised federal system. As for borders, you wouldn't have massive migrations if countries weren't impoverished and bombed to smithereens to sate the greed of the military-industrial complex and oil companies.

If anything it's capitalism which destroys culture. Everything is watered down and mass produced to save time and money. Good, unthinking little workers and consumers.

World War Wank when?

Pestilence is a good band but they are not British.

Most hated current politician?

Gents I'm noticing a consistent attempt across the world to try to in any way shape or form claw back 2016. There is thus constant "my goodness that could not have happened. No clearly we need a relection"

In particular in the UK. If parliament revokes or over rules Brexit which it can because soverign* but doesn't this set the most hilariously bad precedent for our former colonies and other third world nations if the mother of parliaments decides "lol fuck 52% of the population are morons. Let's just ignore this vote."

>Good, unthinking little workers and consumers.
That's communism you're describing there my friend.

Nobody is attacked more constantly or viciously by the Blairite media, he even gives the way Farage was treated when he was actually a threat a run for his money

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british people can relate to suffering from the traaaaaumaaaaaa, it's relevant

>doesn't this set the most hilariously bad precedent for our former colonies and other third world nations.
I don't think they give a fuck mate.

>where power lies above and beyond national governments.
There won't be national governments. The globalists are actively trying to destroy the concept of the nation. There will be a single global government.

>As for borders, you wouldn't have massive migrations if countries weren't impoverished and bombed to smithereens to sate the greed of the military-industrial complex and oil companies.
Yeah, Africa was a veritable land of milk and honey before the Western colonists moved in...
We wouldn't have mass migration if we didn't offer better a better standard of living that the rest of the world - and the reason that we offer a better standard of living than the rest of the world is because of generations of intelligent hard work.

>If anything it's capitalism which destroys culture. Everything is watered down and mass produced to save time and money.
It's capitalism that allows culture to exist in the first place.
What's your preferred alternative? An internationalist dictatorship of the proletariat where all thought is tightly controlled so as to prevent anti-egalitarian capitalist pigdog wrongthink? I'm sure that cultures will truly thrive in such conditions...

You take that back

I can't tell whether you're role playing or not.

Sadly you're right. This year has shown me that our government and those who rule over us are fundamentally unfit to do so.

To develop on this. If parliament does overule the vote, there is also the issue (to my mind anyway) that it breaks another convention (parliament follows referendums). Interestingly dicey actually favoured referendums as a balance on parliament, otherwise all we've got is 2020.

Something really really sticks in my throat about the European Referendum Act 2015 (the thing that said we are having a ref) being voted on with 544 MPs in favour who surely must've had in their contemplation that Brexit might happen (i appreciate this is a legal fiction for many).

I also have it in my head that it would be frankly suicidal for our parliamentary democracy for parliament to attempt to overule Brexit.

Lads I have 6 hours to cram about 20 hours worth of coursework for an exam.

whats the best way to do this?

>I also have it in my head that it would be frankly suicidal for our parliamentary democracy for parliament to attempt to overule Brexit.
You overestimate people I think
The EU has a precedent for having the countries they're trying to influence ignore referenda. Nobody in Ireland, the Netherlands or Norway thinks that their country's governments are lawless jokes for example, despite the EU pissing in their faces

immediate violent suicide

convert to islam

Leave Sup Forums for six hours.

thats a great album

She's got a nasty chin and jaw.

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Loop it and get to work.

I plan to I just need to know the best way to cram study
short term

I have no fucking clue how to do it and I was sick for ages so I couldn't attend the classes.

The sad truth to remember is that these politicians don't give a fuck about the people that they serve, they only really care about their post-politics career (which is always extremely lucrative). Blair has amassed a £100m fortune now, for example. They're probably shitting themselves that Merrill Lynch, GlaxoSmithKline and CitiBank won't pay them tens of millions to "give a speech" post-retirement if they actually go through with Brexit.

We're going to get bent over and fucked so that some second-rate twats like Lammy and Khan can have a chance at making it on the after-dinner speech circuit in 30 years time.

>And then I told them that Brexit means Brexit

Hmm. This is actually rather a good point and might be an interesting tack for my research. The EU has had an interesting habit of doing just that hasn't it? Parliament (I.e. remain HQ) is not the EU but still... I'd like to talk more about this and develop my argument.

Politically and in reality the absolute worst thing for the UK would to crawl back to the EU now.

>There won't be national governments. The globalists are actively trying to destroy the concept of the nation. There will be a single global government.

Capitalists (what you call globalists) have no problem with the nation-state. They just want an open market with no regulations. If anything the trend is towards national secessionist movements, but that doesn't matter. It's just dividing up the world into more blocs.

>Yeah, Africa was a veritable land of milk and honey before the Western colonists moved in...
Didn't say that. But they were at least self contained and isolated from the dominant system of the day, until the 19th century.

>We wouldn't have mass migration if we didn't offer better a better standard of living that the rest of the world - and the reason that we offer a better standard of living than the rest of the world is because of generations of intelligent hard work.
That's one among many reasons and interpretations. The point is that the modern world created by capitalism demands mass migration and facilitates it. It happened internally in early 19th century Britain, now it's global. Immigration has always been a contradiction of capitalism, used for all sorts of reasons depending on the socio-economic factors.

>It's capitalism that allows culture to exist in the first place.
Are you suggesting we had no culture prior to the early modern period? Capitalism is only about 350-400 years old.

>What's your preferred alternative? An internationalist dictatorship of the proletariat where all thought is tightly controlled so as to prevent anti-egalitarian capitalist pigdog wrongthink? I'm sure that cultures will truly thrive in such conditions...
I've no interest in recreating the Soviet Union. I recognise the world is interconnected but I want a radically decentralised order. Look up Proudhon's mutualism

whats with the sudden huge influx of hate towards us bongs?
something's not right...

>tfw brexit will happen thanks to trump
>tfw your nations presidential election matters more for third world nations than their own elections do

posting this every night won't make your skin any whiter pablo

This too.
Another myth constantly paraded around is that it would be some sort of suicide for MPs in Leave-voting constituencies to vote against activating Article 50. Who seriously believes that some Blairite who's held their seat with a 20something% majority for 20 years will vote against their biggest principle just because 51.5% of their constituency wants to leave? It's a fantasy that for some reason assumes that MPs are completely honest and 100% accountable to their constituents and in tune with their needs


Americans are getting mad that Trump is going back on a lot of his promises/disowning nationalists, so they're sort of kicking the dog because we're not leaving the EU either

posting the 60% meme won't change the fact that you're a vassal state with no sovereignty, nigel

>uk government goes against refernedum
>tfw trump says he wouldnt trust a government that goes against will of their people
>tfw trump says he wouldnt trust the EU if they let their members do this
>tfw trump gives middle finger to EU and NATO if they dont force hard brexit

Case in point

>Americans are getting mad that Trump is going back on a lot of his promises/disowning nationalists, so they're sort of kicking the dog because we're not leaving the EU either
dunno why they ever trusted him. a billionaire who has been friends with elites like the Clintons for years

>meme

>trump says he wouldnt trust a government that goes against will of their people
I really don't think it would be wise of him to talk shit about direct democracy when he lost the popular vote and only won because of anti-democratic (not that this is a bad thing - but still) methods, much like Brexit being wanted in raw numbers but not by the important powers

Hope you're not just LARPing because it would be nice to have a sensible-ish socialist to stir the haggis a little bit
His turnaround on Hillary Clinton on election night was a disgrace

Scoot with your real/pessimism.
Optimism is all I have left.

>lost the popular vote
californians aren't people