What is the greatest type of American and why is it Mormons?

what is the greatest type of American and why is it Mormons?

>white
>clean cut
>won't jew you
>successful
>negative crime rate
>family oriented

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Oh they jew hard. you have no idea.

They're promised a deal and they follow through because its pretty sweet.
>10% tithe for perfect wife
That's the motto

more like pay 10% and get access to our tenple prostitutes

Why do Mormons have the hottest girls? I haven't met a Mormon chick that wasn't at least 9/10

Not all Mormons are white... just seems like that because of Utah.

Here in Houston, we have plenty of Spanish wards, plus there's literally wards all over the globe.

Being God-like is important and can cure all race's ill wills..


>I challenge Sup Forums to read the book of Mormon and to pray to God if the book is true or not. Pray before you read and after.. you'll come to know the true church of God.

In the name of Jesus Christ, amen.

I've read it and I know it's satanic in origin.

Literally a cult started by a convicted con-artist.

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Ok CTR

why is this allowed

it directly conflicts with the Bible.

Mormons aren't Christisan

Please provide proof an how the Book of Mormon directly conflicts with the Bible...

Explain

>Mormons believe in God, Jesus Christ and the Holy Ghost...
somehow that's not Christian?

A cult is a cult no matter how white or black it is

original sin:

Mormon teaches that little children are not capable of sin because they do not have a sinful nature (Moroni 8:8). In contrast, the Bible in Psalm 51:5 clearly teaches that we have sinful nature from birth: "Surely I was sinful at birth, sinful from the time my mother conceived me"

teaches salvation through works:
The Book of Mormon teaches that, "it is by grace that we are saved, after all we can do" (2 Nephi 25:23; see also Moroni 10:32). In contrast, the Bible teaches that apart from Christ we are dead in sin (Ephesians 2:1,5) and unable to do anything to merit forgiveness and eternal life. Salvation is wholly of grace (Ephesians 2:8-9; Romans 11:6; Titus 3:5-6), not by grace plus works. Good works are a result, not the basis, of a right relationship with God (Ephesians 2:10).

it's a satanic cult started by a freemason

Tbh theyre our only hope. Theyre the only whites that breed at replacement rate and overwhelmingly vote conservative

This. They're not Christians but I don't care as an agnostic who supports Western civilization.

So Jesus DID come from another planet?

Biblical Christians breed well

I'm from an 8 person family. the families in our church were also large as well. many in the area how 6+ white children and would adopt too

It's ok.
I prefer Kek.
He gives truth via digits and demands only lulz

Rip off freemasonry for oaths, grips (5 points of fellowship), symbols (even the apron), and "secrets" and start a cult in Utah.

You fuckers have no idea you're practicing the ancient Mystery Babylon religion.

For those who don't know about their little cult, read up on the "white horse prophecy" and "Oath of Vengeance".

>it's a satanic cult started by a freemason

Wtf no pls tell me your joking. Mormonism is literally the only way to have a Virgin wife in the 21st century and raise your kids in a non degenerate society (in Utah). How am I supposed to be happy marrying a protestant girl who's taken 20 dicks and living in a degenerate state full of criminals and violence?

Did you know there's a flourishing pornographic Mormon sub genre?

i can't disagree

Sup Forums should just convert to Mormonism

a protestant girl who takes 20 dicks probably isn't a Christian.

Lots of qts in my church still wearing promise rings

Mate im mormon myself and ive smashed at least 4 Mormon girls in my ward.

Mormonism the Islam of America by Bruce Kinney (1912)
truthandgrace.com/bookkinney.htm

Also their "United Order" is the New World Order.

agreed

literal proof that Mormonism provides temple prostitutes to temple recommend carrying men.

My church would probably revoke your membership for this.

>in my ward.

i hope u get bettr soon user :'(

also
>salt lake city
>salt of the earth

Wat?

How is that allowed, I thought Mormons were against pre marital sex? What's the point of paying 10% of your salary and being in a cult if people aren't even moral?

Doing god's work

More like "salt the earth" amirite?

>at least

ok, enjoy the LDS larping user

I cant trust you with that flag mate.

Eh if they found out maybe. Im actually trying to get excommunicated to be quite honest. They wont bother you if youre excommunicated. Otherwise they legitimately stalk you.

it's a check mark. once you have your temple recommend you get to smash all the mormon pussy at your local ward

go research how Utah has the highest female depression ssri medication usage. it's because they are all used up

>>mormon

NEXT

I'd join them if they helped with immigration to the States and Utah

Fuck being a Mormon in Germany

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Post proof that your Mormon literally anything, cause if your story is true and the women arent even moral I'm converting back to protestant man (I've been Mormon for like a month btw).

I've seen the gay stuff. The bottoms are all clearly g4p but it's still pretty hot. I wish they would do more femdom.

I am disappointed that my fellow Morms almost made UT go McMuffin this year instead of joining in the victory march. but they just loooove illegal immigrants

NE Missourifag here living near Mormon Garden of Eden.
Sorry we drove you poozers out of the State, we promise we won't beat you up (much) if you come back.

Ok, I'm lying, we'll fug you up pretty good.

pic related: mormon chicks I know

this is normal

>I'm converting back to protestant man (I've been Mormon for like a month btw).

Are you only religious to get a wife?

That one on the left looks like she rested her chin on a belt sander one day.

The one on the right should have done the same.

>Eh if they found out maybe. Im actually trying to get excommunicated to be quite honest. They wont bother you if youre excommunicated. Otherwise they legitimately stalk you.

>if they found out...
>i'm trying to get excommunicated

You could just say you did and provide some proof you fool...

Keep larping senpai

Pls give source. I think I might convert back if this is true. I thought they were the least degenerate group in America...

No, I'm religious to live in a non degenerate society, if is really happening I want no part in that satanic shit.

Mormons are Poke-evolved Jews, scheming motherfuckers like no other.

He's LARPing...

Don't let the adversary get you now user..

personal experience

www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Mormons/mormon.htm

www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Mormons/exposed.htm


www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Mormons/mormon_exposed.htm

Thereya go

Are you still religious?

>someone on Sup Forums having sex with females

both of them are a lot more overweight than they look in that picture, too

lefty is about 200, righty over 250

Wow

So you're in a Jack Mormon ward... congrats

Really op its a small number so i wouldnt be too discouraged
Its in idaho so possibly

He said there was orgies going on, brb marrying a girl that had a train ran on her and befriending the dudes that hit it.

The books pretty cool. They're literally be heading Jews in the first ten pages.

Take a time-stamp pic in your Undies pls.

Yes. I dated a girl on and off for 6 years who converted when she was 19.

They snare women by promising them that they will get a temple wedding and be taken care of for the rest of their life (forever) their husbands.

This is like pure heroin to girls who have grown up without a father/a divorced household.

I grew up Christian and I knew my Bible well enough to understand it was a false religion but I only made Jesus Lord of my life several years ago when I got fired from my first job and hit rock bottom. You must trust in Jesus for your salvation alone and believe He died on a cross for our sins and rose again three days later.

Is there a more skilled fabricator of the Ponzi or Pyramid scheme than the Mormon? They defraud almost reflexively.
Even their faith is set up to function as a financial scheme.

These are the fellows that posthumously baptize Jews into their religion without permission or even notification of the family.
They even made Anne Frank a Mormon a few years back.

sure they're nice guys, but damn they are fucking annoying

What do mormons think of free independent thinking women?

>tfw no special undies.
Theyre silk and full body but you have to decide to become a preist and buy em.
I think youre talking about baptisms for the dead.

That they end up sucking 37 dicks

Everybody deserves a chance to accept the gospel user. Even if you didn't get that chance in life. We don't want you to forever roam the spirit prison so we have our 14 year olds do baptisms for the dead. You're welcome.

been to magnolia for work and saw a mexican mormon. he was nice and polite tho

baptisms for the dead doesn't make them a full fledge member of the Church per se...

It's up to the person's spirit to accept the gospel from the teaching of Jesus Christ

>I think youre talking about baptisms for the dead
Yes, that is what the word "posthumous" means.

she lost her virginity to some 29 y/o guy promptly after joining the church who basically used her on and off. Yes I know that made me a beta cuck but we were never technically officially together.

Later in school she got a bf and he broke up with her because she wasn't virgin so she went full slut mode.

There ARE virgins in the mormon church; but it's the ones who GREW up in the church with fathers.

the converts are pure pussy fodder for the males

Bless you, user-kun

Literally all it does is give them a choice i believe. They dont have to.

So you don't even have the Melchizedek priesthood?

How underage are you?

Dude, that's Psalms. They're prayers.

Timothy 3:16-17King James Version (KJV)

16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

17 That the man of God may be perfect, thoroughly furnished unto all good works.

That why I said they deserve a chance to accept it. Personally I went to Lds business school in salt lake for a year. I can't stand Mormons. But now I'm considering going to the singles ward maybe finding a wife who isn't a complete degenerate.

>not knowing what religion is truly the right one.
And im almost 20. Like i said i decided to not get them.

I never understand why Sup Forums shits on them. They are literally breeding perfect white families with multiple children. The men are hardworking and the women are and never slutty and live to be homemakers.

What is a ward?

There are a hundred thousand reasons why Mormons are the absolute worst, and should be treated like the cult they are.

Here's one: They change doctrines like changing clothes, for their entire history, blacks weren't allowed to join the Church, but all of a sudden in the 80s, they had a grand Revelation where their God spoke to a leader and said "Hey, black people are cool". And just like that, hundred of years of tradition got broken just like that.

That in itself shows their faith to be false.

Quite a few Mormons on this board, I'd say. Sup Forums should move in our direction- a pursual of a non degenerate God fearing society.

You're assuming everything in the Bible is scripture. I suppose you should reconcile if apocryphal books are also scripture.

it just what we call different congregations. My ward starts at 9 am on Sunday. We call it Richmond ward. 4th ward is a different group who use the church at 12. Singles ward is where all single adults are supposed to go.

the entire Bible is scripture. Revelations is real and will happen. Jesus is coming back to earth to judge the nations and rule the entire the entire earth from Jerusalem.

Question to mormons: I want to be a good homemaker, but I have very few skills in that area besides modesty and cooking ability, how does the mormon church encourage young women to learn that particular skill set?

Marry me and I'll set you on that path...
>cooking ability is really all you need... hardest to teach

They jew each other out of women so the richest get their 6 wives while the good little boys have to ride around on bikes for 30 years in the hopes they can have one ugly wife.

The whole polygamy meme that people wish they had just fucks them up even more. Plus they hate non-mormons because they aren't part of their circlejerk.

Every Wednesday night they have youth activities. The boys are usually scouts so they do scout stuff. The young women's would sometimes cook meals for the boys and do homemaker stuff.

Awesome, can't wait! Who is this Jesus guy, though?

this working out will help you snare a higher market value male

Isn't polygamy illegal though?

The LDS congregations are divided into local congregations that are called Wards. Branches are also common but are smaller.