Brit/pol/ - Fighting the Zulu edition

>THE MOST PRO-EU PARTY IN BRITISH HISTORY FUCKS US AGAIN - DAVID DAVIS TO EU: "BRITAIN WANTS TO STAY IN THE SINGLE MARKET"
msn.com/en-gb/money/news/david-davis-to-eu-official-britain-wants-to-stay-in-the-single-market/ar-AAkBKW2

>EU ARMY CONFIRMED - GUESS WHO'S PAYING FOR IT
express.co.uk/news/world/735031/EU-votes-to-create-Super-Army-as-defence-plan-passes-through-parliament

>BLAIR THE BLOOD GOD AND RICHARD BRANSON PLOT NEW CAMPAIGN GROUP TO DERAIL EU DEPARTURE
express.co.uk/news/politics/735172/Secret-campaign-group-backed-Richard-Branson-plots-derail-Brexit

>MAY AND CO BUTTHURT OVER FARAGE'S SWAY WITH DONALD TRUMP
theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/nov/22/nigel-farage-tories-trump-brexit

>David Davis - Parliament will have say on Article 50
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-article-50-vote-parliament-david-davis-comments-uk-eu-legal-challenge-a7432116.html

>LIB DEMS SEEK TO REBRAND THEMSELVES AS THE PRO-EU PARTY
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-eu-referendum-second-poll-lib-dems-labour-a7424661.html

>UKIP AND TORIES BOTH IMPLICATED IN THANET SOUTH / ROCHESTER & STROOD MISSPENDING
kentonline.co.uk/kent/news/election-watchdog-to-probe-ukip-116182/

>David Davis told he has no idea what Brexit means
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-david-davis-single-market-uk-no-idea-what-it-means-comments-eu-mep-a7432086.html

>Tories go for the Benefits Vote
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/23/philip-hammond-invest-1billion-welfare-ease-impact-george-osbornes/

>Passport checks on the NHS 'tripled recouped income in first scheme'
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/22/nhs-passport-checks-have-tripled-income-recouped-first-scheme/

>Foreign Office says the Brexit dept are Worse at 'Getting Things Done Overseas' than they are
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/foreign-office-dexeu-not-as-effective-eu-fco-brexit-a7432551.html

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bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38079594
twitter.com/AnonBabble

We're not leaving the EU, are we?

nth for ORRRDAAAA

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when did these threads become /r9k/
fucking embarrassing

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>it's not possible to leave the EU
that's why it's called the great escape

>out for drinks with friends last night
>"Btw, did you guys see that Trump shit last night? The alt-right meeting... they were throwing out nazi salutes... jesus christ!"
>Normies all nod in agreement and hum and haw about how awful it all is

This Richard Spencer shit is legitimately the best subversion I've ever seen.
Even better than the fat fuck taking off his clothes at the Libertarian conference last year.

KAREN

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MUST DIE!

This chap sounds like Michael Caine
Also xth for are lad Joe Owens

Honestly it depends if teh EU even survives that long. The negotiations are like a knife it the EU's guts which they are going to be twisting. Not to mention the upcomign French elections. IF France decided to leave the EU then it will be over.

>smug, aggressive leaver
>remainer is coy and placid

Fucking kek.

FFS, are there any drawfags in here that can make that image but with this text?

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YOU WANNA DIE BUDDY

Where's the comic that makes this point?
And the one with Hitler being the calm one.

>Ishtar Ostaria

ha ha nice webcomic my white friend!

doo doo
doo doo dododoo
doodoo doodoo dododoodoo
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dodoo dododoo dodoo

Oh boy

It's like they think the term 'Remainer' means anything anymore

We are all Leavers now, to some extent

If someone does what I proposed in then the name should be changed to "Amin Yashed"

>I am silly

Reposting in this thread because fuck it.

This is a more accurate representation:

So, this is how the debate reads so far. I kid you not, it's practically verbatim:

Remainers (desperately clutching on to the Brexit baby despite the other parent's wishes) "WTF? How could you all be so racist?"

Leavers "We voted Brexit, now we would like to start negotiating trade deals and access to the single market without free movement of people like so many other countries have"

Remainers "But it's not possible! We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas"

Leavers "The people have spoken, and we should respect that and try not to water it down or subvert the process in any way"

Remainers "And do that how exactly?"

Leavers "As was made clear in the campaign, we don't want to have any controls imposed on us by the EU, this includes free movement of people, and we should also have access to the single market without free movement of people like lots of other countries do, we should start negotiations as soon as possible, but I'm sure you understand that revealing every detail and giving a running commentary of your negotiations puts you at a serious disadvantage, thus putting the economy, and by extension the British people at a disadvantage, and I'm sure you don't want that"

Remainers "But it's not possible, all of the big banks, politicians, businesses and other people with vested interest have told us so"

Leavers "It is possible, like we have said, so many other countries have good trade deals with the EU, there is no reason why we should not be able to, as such a close neighbour geographically and culturally, and as a huge exporter."

Remainers "But the EU wont give us a good trade deal, they will try and give us a punitive trade deal as a warning to other countries that might want to leave"

Leavers "Why would we want to be part of an organization that has to threaten it's members into staying?"

Remainers "Stop being racist"

No, but Karen WILL!

STOP NOW OR I WILL POST LEWD KARENS TO DERAIL THIS CONVERSATION

fake

So fucking tired of this "alt-right" bullshit lads

Why can't people just let me be a white nationalist in peace?

FUCK THIS UGLY WHORE YOU AUTISTIC FUCKING FAT NECKBEARD TWAT KYS TBQH

>white nationalist
You're retarded

It was so fucking surreal to see the phrase 'Alt-Right' actually appear on the BBC last night.

Man, that's a good movie.

Why is that?

fantastic retort you've really added to the discussion and proven how intelligent you are in comparison to the person you insulted

That's like being a European nationalist

I think it's a silly concept. All the white European countries have different heritages and cultures. We warred for millennia.

British/French/German/Dutch etc nationalism makes more sense. If you call it patriotism you can even package it for normies terrified of being called racist.

Autumn Statement incoming lads
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>lads
lads, haha
lads

Fuck off you porn banning tory mongoloids

White nationalism, in this context, means white nationalism within the homeland. Come on, use your head.

In that case, there are more accurate terms. Nativist or ethnonationalist give a far better sense of what you're going for than some amorphous pan-white thing

>I take pleasure in watching videos of other men having sexual intercourse with women I fancy

>White nationalism, in this context, means white nationalism within the homeland. Come on, use your head.
No, it means idiocracy.
The same kind of political stupidity as neo-nazis

You're seriously telling me you value a brown person who's 'English' over a scandi white? You're an ultimate fucking cuck in that case, Carswell-tier delusion.

>The Tories aren't even conservatives!!!!
>FUCKING TORIES TRYING TO BAN MY PORN, REEE

See, this is what I meant when I called "white nationalism" idiocracy

No, I don't consider them English.

You're putting words into people's mouths

who professional NEET here

Yeah I fucking wish they would

C I V I C

>haha what do you mean you stand for all Europeans to have their own countries and cultures to themselves haha why would you help other people haha

people getting banned from other boards and needing another /brit/* to shitpost in

>hahaha what do you mean reading posts?

They're not banning porn. Just making ISPs restrict sites unless the person paying for internet service chooses otherwise.

I imagine people will be able to sign in to their ISP acounts online and tick a box meaning no sites are filtered.

You sound like a LARPing alt-right adolescent.

Are you retarded?

>he still here?
Proper cheeky lad in house of commons.

>Sky news
>interrupting the autumn statement for Thomas Mair guilty verdict

Still feels like a false flag to me. He hasn't said a word since he was arrested in the summer.

That's entirely what you're endorsing if you refuse to embrace being a white nationalist.

exactly

It's still fucked. If that's how easy it is to enable/disable porn filters then why can't the government simply leave parents alone to do that themselves if they wish? The government are trying to stick their nose in to familial business, which is none of their bloody business. Filtering porn isn't hard, you can already get plug-ins for most browsers anyway, so it's just a none-issue that the government though up as a way to enact further restrictions on people's freedoms.

Sky News interrupting the Autumn statment for the obvious decision on Thomas Mair's guilt.

I was going to explain how fucking dumb you are, but now I've decided you don't deserve the explanation. Well done.

Confused about what is happening in the rest of Sup Forums?

youtu.be/A5zdwUfbdv4

Every time...

>Tim Farron stands up to speak
>"is he still here?" overheard

it hasn't started yet

The media cancer didn't take long to brush the dirt off their shoulders and get back to lying after their crippling defeat two weeks ago.

I'd rather be that than whatever you are which is probably a balding middle-aged cuck who thinks voting tory is going to help the UK.

DRAX
THAT'S MY NIGGA

Anyone who falls for this is retarded. Trump doesn't even know who these people are. And Richard Spencer just held his glass up, it was just a couple of retards in attendance who nazi saluted (roman salute whatever). Spencer is literally /ourguy/.

>bashes on Euro/White nationalism
>gets called out for being a sperg
>sperg outs
Expected.

Parliament is currently in session, May was just about to clarify that another EU referendum won't happen.

>>You sound like a LARPing alt-right adolescent
>I AM a LARPing alt-right adolescent

Made a shit meme. Enjoy it.

Shouldn't you be in Belgium right now sucking EU cock, euro-nationalist?

They were already doing that, now they want you to verify your ID before you can access online porn and some of it they're straight up banning

theguardian.com/technology/2016/nov/23/censor-non-conventional-sex-acts-online-internet-pornography

No it isn't.

I fully support the idea that white people should have their own countries. Either everyone gives up their right to ethnic self determination or nobody does, starting with Israel.

But the idea of "White Nationalism" is retarded. I wouldn't be happy if Britain was 100% white but 99% Polish, would you?

GUILTY!

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38079594

Are you surprised?

You sound like a LARPing alt-right adolescent.

why do we have to specify white

some of my sikh m8s are the biggest nationalists i know

It's just an empty gesture towards stopping kids from viewing adult sites.

Why? Non white immigration has been an ugly expensive disaster for the whole West.

>gets btfo
>responds with memes
Shouldn't you be taking your sister to mehmet? You wouldn't want to be late, now would you?

Like I said, you sound like a boring fuck who eats granola and votes tory thinking it will save the UK.

Is this the birth of an epic new meme?

CIVIC as fuck

Alt right isn't a thing in Britain is it?
There's just UKIP, and people who are going to go to prison for naughty offensive tweets

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Gov was elected on that mandate proliferation of online porn is easy for kids to find faggot

Fingers crossed for a

Nah, how was he ever going to be innocent?

Shit meme Brexit is cancelled

>amorphous pan-white thing
You better start "a pan-white thing" before the niggers overwhelm you.

>Alt right isn't a thing in Britain is it?

Sure it is.

Dont lose hope yet, you can stil do it.

Death to traitors
Freedom for Britain

based osborne getting his due praise

LAURA (((KUENSSBERG)))

Looks like something off the front of a box of cheap porridge

wew

And he's whisked off to live a life of luxury on a Mexican beach. But not a 5* luxury life, becuase he didn't do the job properly. No - they've just sent him to an above average life instead.

>that swelling africa

absolutely disgusting