Open up...

>open up, European citizen! You have been conscripted into the EU army to liberate the people of the USA from Trump's racist dictatorship

Your response?

drumpf is gonna suffer

about time

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>gets killed immediately because no firearm experience vs red necks who grew up with them

i'd probably cooperate until i get a firearm and then turn against

my life is shit anyway so i won't lose anything

Lol we sooner will team up with him and liberate degenerative europa then go against him.

I don't need guns when i fight with flowers and love!

>Argentina
>EU

Finally. Time to return the favor.

I ANSWER TO THE FINNISH GOVERNMENT AND THE FINNISH MILITARY NOT YOU. ONE MOVE AND YOU'LL BE DEAD!

Are you still butthurt

When will this meme die?

An EU "army" is a headquarters for cooperation between armies, common standards and military development. Which makes fucking sense when we want to police outer borders and no one will give a fuck until the Arabs are literally in their country.

Not an actual standing army. Don't listen to Guy Verhofstadt. Hes just a cuck who doesn't like the fact he is stuck being a representative of BELGIUM and wants to lord over Europe. Him and the lot of them.

Wrong house eurotrash.

we are not butthurt anymore.

It is all fun and games, But how do we get there. japs couldn't do it, and they had navy to compete.
Look, we cant deal with Russia, and they are wide open trough Poland (eastern European lowlands). If Anyone would try to invade USA, they would probably just preemptively invade Canada. Now try to land, motherfucker, just try.

> An EU "army" is a headquarters for cooperation between armies
So was the Führerhauptquartier. Nobody thinks they will get their own parallel army. People don't like the idea of national armies getting their orders from Schultz and co.

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Where are you posting from Mr. Euro?

I attack Trump head on.

Just get a handful of farmers with shovels and you can destroy the USA easily enough.

>I GET TO KILL AMERISHITS? WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST SEND ME A RECRUITMENT LETTER?

but in all honesty an EU army is more likely to liberate Russia before having a US excursion

Merkel is a globalist retard you fuck that's destroying your country as we speak how fucking delusional are you.

we are doing fine. dont worry.

worry about the rest of europe.

fuck off out of my country

The EU is the continuation of the German empire. You should be all happy about it. Watch Hitchens talk about the topic.

Smartest answer in thread

Translation: I am a raprfugee. I came here from some shitstain in North Apefrica. Germany will be our base of operations, we will use it as a Trojan horse for our invasion. Also I just got done raping an ethnic German, shit was so cash.

This isn't AoE2.

Nice try shill, a "german empire" would allow millions upon millions of refugees in the continent.

yeah, enjoy your retirement with 105 years.

Where are you posting from?

we would need like 10 million more refugees for the situation to be as bad as in the US.

Well they updated their policies. I never claimed its the national socialist kind of empire with their Generalplan Ost and the race war shit. Its the continuation of the idea of a great empire under German control and the people in it serving Germans. Its not a completely new idea, in fact it existed since the Germanic tribes comprehended what the Roman empire was all about. This is another iteration.

Throw a bottle of Jenever into their faces. After all they can't use their dildo-batons if they are offending muslims by smelling like alcohol.

>They updated their policies

Source?

Wtf.source. It's conquest by luring nations into a Union, not by military conquest. That's all. Otherwise its the same shit: Dictate policies that benefit Germany, extract resources and human campital as much as possible and ship it into the fatherland and profit.

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Last time I checked (now) Germany was still 95% white europeans

Fuck of Junker. Go back to your wife's boyfriend's Cuck shed

Let me finish my potatoes and I'll be out

dont worry
i invested in real estate.

Sign me up senpai

"Oy vey, there is no European army being made. It's all just lies by the goyim!"

t. an actual fucking euro

If you think that way you are already going to become like us. You should not want any instead of looking at us and thinking you are atill fine

Guess whose property will get confiscated to build a refugee home on : ------>)

MAGA!!! GERONIMOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
*rushes out guns blazing*

Don't do it euro man, it is a trap!! The rumors about Americans being armed are all true, we will fuck you on a biblical scale.

well, my parents rent a few flats to refugees. the communal gov. pays quite well and on time every month.

>If you think that way you are already going to become like us.

if we keep going like that, yeah. But there is still a looong way to go.

>liberate the USA
>Europe is surounded by 12 carrier groups
>hundreds of submarines
>any ship that even tries to leave port is sunk
>any plane that leaves euro airspace is blasted out of the sky
>strategic bombings in European government, infrastructure and utility targets
>thousands of euros starving/freezing/dying of thirs
>Russia blitzes Berlin just to put the final nail in European coffin

It would be cute to see

They are literally raping our women you autistic libcuck
Europe is doomed because of you savages

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Allahu snackbar my friend, I have government mandated time off to rape scandinavian blondes and impregnate them all with my muslim genes. Please stop disturbing me.

Those don't look like Euro cops
Those are American cops
I wanna join the American cops

I fucking wish someone would ship me for free to America. I'd just ask burgers for political asylum ASAP

but they dont want you there.

>laying down for an insurrection from an external force

You're not going to take over our country. Fuck off, Eurpoors.
*dumps gallons of Vaseline ontop of the """soldiers""" and lights it on fire*
*proceeds to drink tea*

Sure we do, we need about 50 years of white immigration to balance out the 50 years of brown immigration we've been having

> the communal gov. pays quite well
How long do you think the taxpayer will tolerate such waste of money?

They want every red blooded American they can get and I am freedom loving red blooded American at heart. God just doesn't like me and that's why I was born in europe amongst unarmed peasants who get fucked in the ass as soon as some faggot gets a boner.

Hi Justin! How's Finland?

LMAO at the thought of a multiculti-socialist-fag army run by women attempting to attack 'merica.

It didn't have to be this way you know.

I know it seems silly at surface level, but if you've been paying attention, it seems less and less absurd, day by day.

We brexited fuck off.

Why Slovenia is not Switzerland? Too many Balkanians

I would catalog all the ways america could take on Europe and win easily butt its honestly not worth the time it would take to type it. Suffice to say naval and air superiority as well as superior general soldiers and citizens. Tldr Americans are simply better than Europeans

"white"
they are slavs who used to flood western europe to leech welfare.

Fuck off I voted to leave that shitstorm.

I'd run for PM and ally with Trump.

That's the point though, isn't it? Much like the EU itself, the problem isnt in the idea. It's in the implementation and the people.

An EU coordination of armies has big merits and makes sense, until you take some things (like with freedom of movement for EU) too far and put someone like Junker on top.

> An EU coordination of armies has big merits and makes sense
I see none but if that keeps your boat afloat ...

>be ethnically polish Jew
>family came to the us in the 1920's after ww1
>ancestry is all polish (some Germanic)
>6 foot blonde hair blue eyes

What do I care, Slavs are white fuck your shilling techniques, id rather have Ukrainians, Russians, Serbs and pols over Africans, phillipinos abd Costa Rican's

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Lurk more faggot

if you call slavs white then you can call arabs and syrians fucking white aswell.

They aren't allowed to be butthurt or question Merkel

>EU MEMBER ARMIES COOPERATION

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The problem with Arabs isn't racial it's Islam

He Middle East was the welathiest place on earth for centuries, Islam ruined it not racial ineptitude

Slavs who barely afforded to eat at least had first satelite and a man in space and still have a space program. Tell me what are arabs good at beside worshipping a pedophile?

Maybe, but it would still be hillarious as the war would be about as 1 sided as a gang-rape and the ultra-cucks serving in an EU army would deserve everything they get and more.

eat a dick juncker

No wonder Germany is full of niggers.

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Europe has common threats - Turkey, the middle east. Its always more effective to pool resources against those. That doesnt need explanation, I think.

But hey, let's talk borders. Turkey and muslims come through Bulgaria and Greece. They struggle to police everything without support. If they can't the Turks have 3 more routes. If those fail, they have dozens now. Basically if Germany doesn't help on the borders which are easier to police for the simple reason of being clear borders and smaller it's a lost cause on stopping the migrants from coming into huge Germany. Ditto for France and even you cucks. You're turbojews, you'll never give money to anyone, but let's consider this -

The most basic military principle is to fight on the most favourable terrain.

that was a pre-trump prediction

no

>conscripts go to war
>jamal and ahmed fucks their wives
[yurocuckouldry intensifies]

>T. Cuck bin-Abdul

How are all those mudslime you took in because you didn't want Christian slav workers working out for ya?

Where the fuck are you posting from?

BREXIT REEEEE

HELP HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED

>get to kill niggers, spics and hwite mongrels while hanging out with bros from all over europe
Go for it

Take them to the local well and proceed to kick them in it.

the united states, probably under a proxy from Andorra or Liechtenstein

>Tell me what are arabs good at beside worshipping a pedophile?
i dont know? tell me what east europeans flooding europeans have done any good?

wait how you get Urop flag??

Took it yesterday, am in office now so nothing that can prove where I am. Offices in Strasbourg are very generic.

This is ending just great this time for you you retarded Germans. Just great. Decisive German victory and world domination incoming

3rd time you obviously are not getting your asses handed to you you stupid moronic German cunts.

Get fucked