You are sitting in a movie theater when a nigger keeps kicking your seat...

You are sitting in a movie theater when a nigger keeps kicking your seat. You turn around and he says "sorry bruh" then turns to his friends and starts laughing. What do you do?

"do it one more time and ill make the holocaust look like a fucking joke"

this never happens cause niggers never need to leave their hood

airplanes aint nigger technolgoy

Turn around and ask him to fuck my wife

>2016
>going to the movies

Fpbp

stand up and bunch of random spastic hand signs.
they'll either think that I'm deaf/mute and feel bad, or that I'm Naruto.

>Not supporting people like Mel Gibson and Clint Eastwood

I would wonder why the movie theater looks like the interior of an airplane.

>Look him directly in the eyes like im watching his soul burn up.
More than likely just write on Sup Forums the next day how much i hate googles

Throw shit at them to prove my dominance.

>>going to the movies
This.

You are sitting in a bathroom stall when a nigger pokes is eye through the door crack. He laughs because you are pooping and niggers find that hilarious for some reason. What do you do?

Move seats.

Finish shitting. Beat his black ass if he's still there; there aren't any cameras in the bathroom. Leave immediately afterward.

This, but pull out a magazine and load it into my pistol after I turn back towards the screen, making sure that him and his friends can clearly see me doing it.

I would sick my falcon on that coon.

You would suck his dick, don't lie. Also

>He and his friends throw popcorn at you now

>laughs with them
>"Man, i wish i was black."

Day of the rope soon, negroid.

Ghetto niggers live for trolling others, they aren't there to just enjoy the movie. Don't go to theaters where ghetto thugs are at.

I would probably direct my cinema falcon to attack him. If that doesn't work then dropping my anvil on his foot should work.

Can't you see I'm giving birth ?

Not many niggers in business class.

>2016
>sitting anywhere near niggers in a theater

Enjoy hearing them fucking talk to the screen for 2 hours
"Aww sheeit"
"Why don't thuh muhfuggah just leave the house."
"Aww sheeit lookie dat azz. Muh dik."

Low effort slide thread. Try it over here and you'd get the shit beat out of you.

Instigate
Record
?????
Profit

Paint him with a laser to call in CAS from the theater eyrie.

Do black people even go to the movies anymore?

Had to go to some AAA meetings before and there was always niggers selling bootleg new release movies $2 a cd.

>tfw on a plane to Atlanta

>going to places with many people
>2016 3/4
Fuck off normie.

I'd sperg out, hit him and start crying.

I throw the melted butter that came with my crab legs at him

Offer him my wallet, wife and waffles to make him stop

>There are people who dont live for the moments like this.
There is nothing better than someone starting shit, because it simply gives you an excuse to be an even bigger twat or straight up fuck a nigger up.

Make ape noises and beat me fists against my chest

If I'm feeling confrontational, summon a theater employee.

If not, just move to another seat.

>Run over and tell someone that the monkey is being mean to me is confrontational

>Swede

lol

Thats one small-ass nigger

I could probably beat his and his 7 year old friends black asses solo

Seeing as I'm also suddenly a woman id go to the lavatory and grope my boobs in the mirror

This, I actively avoid places like the mall in my city because I hate being around the scum.

Cick litetally ruled by a woman LMAO

>tfw no niggers in Austria

Gouge out his eyes and skull fuck him.

Also, check these digits

>Notify the police that a black, probably armed man is acting suspicious in a cinema.
>Watch them come in with a SWAT team and pin him to the ground.
>Watch him resist until they decide to just gun him down.
>Walk away freely cause you're white so you're not a subhuman who requires violent subjugation.
>Use your white privilege power to make all the weed you're carrying with you disappear if they try to search you.

Trump is president now. I can do whatever I want

Wipe a booger on the back of your seat

They hate getting their sneakers dirty

Why would I ever go to a movie theater?

I wish there was a universally known hand signal for "I'm carrying a piece on me and this is going to be the last warning without it showing up"

flashing the hip is just so corny

*start filming on iphone*
did u call me bruh? were not brothers you nigger. now act human and stop kickin my seat
*keep filming*
>kick/popcorn
*turn camera flashlight on until usher shows up*

Fuuuuuuugggg

This

If you are going to threaten might as well start shooting.

I don't like Madea movies so this will never happen to me.

Yeah, nothing gets them more scared than a few shots to the head.

>call him a fucking nigger
>watch him chimp out
>yell PUT IT DOWN PUT IT DOWN repeatedly while I draw my firearm, whether or not he's got a weapon
>shoot until there is no threat

But they mistake it for the gang signs of a Hispanic gang and assume you are a Spaniard overseerer.

Wat do?

>implying I don't own Apocalypto or Sudden Impact
Kys my man

Beep beep coming through !

Shout "NIGGER" until he leaves.

I apologize. He was probably bothered because my head prevented him from seeing the screen andhe wanted to take it out on me. He saw it he went too far and apologized, so I have to apologize too. He laughed with his friends so that the situation would feel less awkward.

/thread

activate my belt.

> Shout Nigger
> When he starts hammering on the door draw your CC
> Wait until he busts the lock off
> Unload
> Tell the Police he had become belligerent.

Quads of truth. Best way to solve theater problems is to get the theater people. If you can't, demand your money back and go to a theater where there aren't niggeros

>2016
>no lethal weapon 4

Help me out here. What am I doing in a nigger movie?

Nice.

Are those CIA digits?

Sit in the seat behind him. If someone is there pay them 10 bucks to sit there for a few moments. Kick the fuck out of his seat.

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Thank you EU for sharing your recent experiences with us.

Gas them all.

I stand up, drop my pants, bend over and let out the biggest fart that smells so bad that they will taste in their popcorn.

Stick my penis into his eye

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badass. how can i translate this into swedish tho to make it sound cool to?

Calmly inform him that this is why every area controlled by a majority of blacks is a shithole and then ask for him to stop blaming whites for his monkey like behaviour

one more time and I won't let tyrone in the bed tonight

"I told you not to kick my fucking seat faggot! "

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