Brit/pol/ - pearly kings edition

>David Davis: Britain wants to stay in the single market
msn.com/en-gb/money/news/david-davis-to-eu-official-britain-wants-to-stay-in-the-single-market/ar-AAkBKW2

>Brillo Boy given life in prison
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38079594

>Blair and Branson form campaign group to derail Brexit
express.co.uk/news/politics/735172/Secret-campaign-group-backed-Richard-Branson-plots-derail-Brexit

>UKIP and Tories both implicated in South Thanet/Rochester & Strood misspending
kentonline.co.uk/kent/news/election-watchdog-to-probe-ukip-116182/

>David Davis told he has no idea what Brexit means
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-david-davis-single-market-uk-no-idea-what-it-means-comments-eu-mep-a7432086.html

>Philip Hammond to invest £1 billion in welfare to ease impact of George Osborne's cuts
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/23/philip-hammond-invest-1billion-welfare-ease-impact-george-osbornes/

>Passport checks on the NHS 'tripled recouped income in first scheme'
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/22/nhs-passport-checks-have-tripled-income-recouped-first-scheme/

>Foreign Office says the Brexit dept are Worse at 'Getting Things Done Overseas' than they are
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/foreign-office-dexeu-not-as-effective-eu-fco-brexit-a7432551.html

Other urls found in this thread:

theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/nov/22/nigel-farage-tories-trump-brexit
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/173199
breitbart.com/london/2016/11/23/daily-mail-jfk-helped-pick-a-british-ambassador-and-farage-may-not-be-a-daft-idea/
youtube.com/watch?v=1j-Gb8Pk2Pk
newsandstar.co.uk/news/national/article/Sex-toy-retailer-Lovehoney-in-the-pink-despite-Brexit-worries-781fe8ec-98df-4cae-b3d6-d81aa5eead3c-ds
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

First for spending all morning waiting for the local pikey to roll up in his ice cream van so you can buy a fucking lovely sherbert cone cleverly made so that you find the sherbert in the bottom of the cone but also in the secret air pockets surrounding the base of your delicious sherbert coated slightly gritty ice cream with an immitation flake at the helm.

Is Downton Abbey worth watching lads? I bought it as a Christmas gift for my nana 2 years ago, I learned she actually HATED the show so I kept it in a closet for all this time; should I bother watching it?

last thread died, fuck's sake

also you left out the Tory porn ban

fuck May

So is Brexit a fucking mess or what lads?

Proper edition: It's because OP is a Tory shill.

I really like it.

...

Great spectator sport, worry about the North though.

Only gipsies who steal stepladders split threads lad.

>not having "FUCK THE TORIES" in every link
>Tory shill

For all you cunts that are going to get a VPN because of the snoopers' charter and porn block just know that what you are doing is holding a massive sign saying "LOOK AT ME"! Anyone with a VPN will be blacklisted.

They're right you know...

First ep is boring af

This cripple fuck turns up and it throws the peasants into disarray, does it get better?

Purposely not including negative news articles regarding the Tories is a sure sign of a Tory shill.

so what do we do then?

It didn't die, it was deleted.
I'm the guy who doesn't know what a jock is.
Was gonna say I ended my lurk a few days ago so I ain't acquainted to britpol posting.

So bad in so many ways, wew. Completely ignores the whole important "the Government will implement whichever wins, you decide" part.

we won't settle for civic nationalism r-right l-lads?

It was always going to be a mess because it is being "handled" by people who want to stay.

I love how the Leaver is the cocky, angry one as well.

I took out one link which was a shitty opinion article with an editorialized title. It's here if you want it

theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/nov/22/nigel-farage-tories-trump-brexit

How long until the Lelegraph closes the comments again?

>LMFAO lads I'm changing the headlines atm so that it's more pro Tory and anti-YKTD if you get my meaning xDDD
>Lets the thread die

>worry about the North though
That's not how it works here m8

The North doesn't exist beyond "Northern Powerhouse" memes

Only the South has a mouth in Britain

>1 post by this ID

REAL THREAD: REAL THREAD: REAL THREAD: >REAL THREAD:
>REAL THREAD:
>REAL THREAD:

if you're not into drama with a fairly slow pace than I don't think it's for you

What I don't understand about thread splitters is how they clearly wait for the new thread to be made before making theirs.

brit/pol/ was on page 10 before this thread was made, you had loads of time.

That's up to you, not me.

Yeah I'm into that. I can definitely see how the intrigue develops as the episodes continue on. The staff know all the secrets of the family, but the family don't know theirs. Does it continue on to deal with WW1 at least?

Yeah it's just typical delusional bias, the "but Brexit is impossible" bit certainly speaks volumes. Would've been funnier and more realistic if they included a part with the Remain figure constantly trying to murder the little Brexit character.

I changed the titles to actual news instead of autistic ranting.
>Tories go for the benefits vote.
That doesn't tell us anything about what's going on, it's just an opinion. How self-centred do you have to be to think we want to see your opinions when we look at the news?

Well aren't you a helpful chap

yeah, it goes up to the 1930s

Because they're attention seekers. It's deliberate.

I mean I'm all for memes but like from an Irish perspective if you get a "Hard Brexit" your going to have a hard border with us, and a lot of pissed of nationalists who are now "British"

And while I'm none too certain about what loyalists think I know for certain their public school funding is going to suffer more with Tory's holding more power, which will breed more ignorance and anti-nationalism sentiment.

Presumably meant Northern Ireland m8.

Yup.

I was just at the cinema and behind me and my dad were an old couple who kept talking through the fucking film. After several stern looks at them, I eventually turned around and said "Do you have to talk through it".

Pretty proud of my self.

We have higher chances of deposing a 1000-year Tory Reich than getting a second EU referendum, so we need to go as hard as possible, lest our arse get stuck in the door on the way out. Sorry.

Reminder that this is the state of Brit/pol/ as of 2016

I had that experience but sort of the other way round...

Why would you talk through a film?

Literally nothing triggers my autism more.

What are your thoughts on the autumn statment, lads?

I was just point out the obvious. Do you really think the GCHQ haven't thought about the possibility of large groups of people starting to use a VPN? If you do get one don't be surprised when you get a knock on the door the first time you fuck up.

>There are people in this thread who oppose a Soft Brexit

>t. YKTD lite

>regurgitates old whiny bollocks without adding any discussion
Stick yourself on that list of shithouses next time m8.

Dunno, was a shit film and I thought they couldn't hear us. Not exactly something I do often though.

Oh I know there's no chance of it going back now unless some government party bites the bullet and actively tries to block it. Just worry what's gonna happen after and what it means for the GFA.

I was just at the cinema with my wife of 50 years having a pleasant evening when this autistic young adult in front of us kept giving us strange looks. After this happened a few times he mumbled something and had started fist pumping.

His dad apologized afterwards on behalf.

>Not wanting a thread full of unfunny memes and shitposts
>LEL YKTD

Stop.

I'm going to find you both and kill you.

Voting for Brexit didn't mean that parliament was no longer filled with a bunch of free-loading, self-serving, morally reprehensible cunts and pedos
Same shit, different day

Audible kek

pls don't laugh

kek one of my posts is in there, see if you can guess

Reminder:
Sign the petition or the govies will know about your waifu
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/173199

...

...

I guess

tbqh I just wanna wank and shitpost in peace

moaning about it doesn't really help, and besides it's ok to talk about stuff other than politics

You jew tactics wont work here.

This is the tactic that has been most used by those who voted remain and can not accept their defeat of the situation, to shift the goal posts, they have invented, and are trying to shift the narrative to, a hard vs soft brexit decision. The phrase hard vs soft brexit, is bias, it implies a hard brexit will be hard for the economy, hard for people, hard on our lives, it is engineered to tempt people into the middle ground logical fallacy, that is to say that only a solution near the middle of two extremes is the only correct situation, but sometimes an extreme solution is needed to an extreme problem.

There is no such thing as a hard or soft brexit, there can only be us leaving the EU and any controls that they might wish to keep on us, like imposing freedom of movement for workers in order to have access to the

Can you fuck off? It has 15 replies you autist.

Brexit was never going to change anything. The Tories would never have held the ref if they thought it would.

About Brexit.
How is it so hard to imagine a country like the United goddamn Kingdom ruling itself, instead of it being a satrapy state?

'Soft Brexit' is normally taken to mean the Norway option DESU. It implies leaving the customs union but staying in the EEA

breitbart.com/london/2016/11/23/daily-mail-jfk-helped-pick-a-british-ambassador-and-farage-may-not-be-a-daft-idea/
fargae broing it up with trump in DC WHEN
there's a protest by brexiters outside your traitor government

Because that's how these people operate. Perpetually trying to undermine self-confidence. Was interesting looking at some of the speeches surrounding the 1975 referendum where the same tactics were employed.
youtube.com/watch?v=1j-Gb8Pk2Pk

Reminder soft Brexit is code for staying in the EU but with even less power.

Karenposters are better than people who aren't Karenposters.

Got an interview with the Job Centre tomorrow

Because people have become fuckwits, fearful of personal responsibility and devolution
>inb4 SNP - they simply want to change their master

Too late m8 still laughing, you've the Brexiters who are deluded and the Remainers who miss the point completely as to why the Leave side won (Mind you not all Remainers are snarky liberal assholes and not all Leavers are deluded). The government has had 40~ of EU that will have to be rewritten and doesn't know where the fuck too start and this all culminates in now a backlog of Irish passports being ordered by British people to retain EU citizenship because nobody knows what the fuck's gonna happen.

>981 signatures
People really don't care do they! The government could put cameras in every room of every house and the public would just sit and let it happen. What a pathetic country we live in.

More people want to ban fireworks then have a right to privacy, amazing!

newsandstar.co.uk/news/national/article/Sex-toy-retailer-Lovehoney-in-the-pink-despite-Brexit-worries-781fe8ec-98df-4cae-b3d6-d81aa5eead3c-ds

>"people were having sex before Brexit, and people are having sex after Brexit"

N-not me..

explain to me what hitler did wrong

pro tip: you cant

Precisely
The fight goes on, but at least it's a fight now where many people have actually chosen a side and articulated their own feelings to themselves
Brexit won't change anything directly, but I believe the consequemces of forcing the population to consider these things will have huge ramifications both here and throughout Europe
Globalism is fuckingover too many people, the rich have got complacnet thinking we'll eat any old shit sandwich amd thank them for their generosity.
I want a degree of autonomy and self-determination in my life and I believe many people are now relaising that they feel that way too

Invaded Russia?

Why won't they send Farage.

Slowly watch Western Civilization crumble.

>How actuate is this list? Does it have an authoritative source?

Metropolitan police force
City of London police force
Police forces maintained under section 2 of the Police Act 1996
Police Service of Scotland
Police Service of Northern Ireland
British Transport Police
Ministry of Defence Police
Royal Navy Police
Royal Military Police
Royal Air Force Police
Security Service
Secret Intelligence Service
GCHQ
Ministry of Defence
Department of Health
Home Office
Ministry of Justice
National Crime Agency
HM Revenue & Customs
Department for Transport
Department for Work and Pensions
NHS trusts and foundation trusts in England that provide ambulance services
Common Services Agency for the Scottish Health Service
Competition and Markets Authority
Criminal Cases Review Commission
Department for Communities in Northern Ireland
Department for the Economy in Northern Ireland
Department of Justice in Northern Ireland
Financial Conduct Authority
Fire and rescue authorities under the Fire and Rescue Services Act 2004
Food Standards Agency
Food Standards Scotland
Gambling Commission
Gangmasters and Labour Abuse Authority
Health and Safety Executive
Independent Police Complaints Commissioner
Information Commissioner
NHS Business Services Authority
Northern Ireland Ambulance Service Health and Social Care Trust
Northern Ireland Fire and Rescue Service Board
Northern Ireland Health and Social Care Regional Business Services Organisation
Office of Communications
Office of the Police Ombudsman for Northern Ireland
Police Investigations and Review Commissioner
Scottish Ambulance Service Board
Scottish Criminal Cases Review Commission
Serious Fraud Office
Welsh Ambulance Services National Health Service Trust

It's depressing, shit like this makes me want to move to America.

>implying that was wrong

Got a lot of white people killed and didn't manage to win?

Killed 6 million people

I know the feel user.
True.

>have to be rewritten
But that's the point of the repeal act. It basically maintains the status quo and you work out where you go from there. Also the amount of Irish passports being bought is so fucking exaggerated.

Over here, lads

Well it lost him the war and ended his plan to get rid of all Jews, so yes?

Didn't kill 6 million Jews
Lazy fuck

>if you stand up to the bad guys and lose its your fault

>holohoax
>happening

understood all of this apart from grapes

i know. shit is fucked.

I might as well stay here on the sinking ship though

>plan to get rid of all Jews
>implying

Just drop it, we're nearly 1/3 the way into this one. Keep it on ice for next time you div.

That's the plan, hence why I need others to bump it.

understood all this apart from ronson

Probably an STD

no