How's the turkey coming, Sup Forums?

How's the turkey coming, Sup Forums?

this is an international board. fuck off to plebbit

We missed one fire up the deep-frier.

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triggered

>unironically being a rump-rustled roach

kek

>buy tons of oil
>buy a deep fryer for a turkey
>decide to deep fry the turkey because that seems like the cool breeze home slice nfl game day bro thing to do
>tasteless fucking meat with no flavor
>tip over the oil
>burn house down
>America

Fuck off to cooking you cuck

Turks are bro-tier, I know some turks from my rural town and I have a chat with them everytime I drive to my university.
After speeches I go to the kebab shop for some nice german döner kebabs and enjoy turkish influence in my fatherland.

Speaking of turkey, is Trump still going to be your President?

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Shut up Cęnk

>t.memeth.

fuck roaches

Germany tolerates refugees raping their women, so its not surprising you're friends with a roach.

Good.

Sticking my now to see if they're ready

> tasteless meat

lol you pleb

sauce that bird up, and put it in the oven not ina fucking frier where it wont soak up flavors

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wow I didn't expect all these negative replies, what is wrong with friends of other nationalities if they are chill? Isn't America a hotspot for just that?

>turkey pissed about thanksgiving

10/10

My sides

Good job roach, today you were pretty cool guy

Im making fun of fagots who deep fry

oven cooked turkey is elite tier

>fried turkey
>fried

What the hell is wrong with people

What do people do with all that oil when it's done? I love deep-fried things but I wouldn't know what to do with the oil

I've literally had oven cooked turkey every single FUCKING year. I'm 20 now. I wanted to try something different this year. If your turkey is bland, you didn't season it right jackass

Cheap (you)s there, Kamerad. You should be ashamed.

>be me
>tell neighbors youre eating with friends so they don't invite you over
>plan to leave car in Wal-Mart parking lot after dark and walk home
>dark out windows and stay inside until Friday morning
>eat frozen turkey dinner
>bring my car back


Same thing I do every holiday

What are you European posters doing for Thanksgiving? Do you get the day off work?

ironically or appropraitely its naitonal bin cleaning day tomorrow in bongland

ham with honey mustard and pineapples
tamales
gigote (sort of a dry strew)
rice with guandu (english says its named pigeon pea)
rice with raisins
wine meatballs
soda plantains

you could do any of these just call your local mexican

I will be smoking three 12-13lb birds in the morning, they are brining now.

smoked>fried>oven

What does that entail? Like you wash out your trash cans with hose?

>smoked turkey
>better than even raw turkey.


That's objectively wrong though.

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yes it's jsut a jetwash but the council do it or you can pay one of the many private companies, the council own the bins so they clean them once a year around thanksgiving for you

Jesus Christ guy, just eat with your neighbors

Turkey getting completely butthurt over thanksgiving. seems to check out

Very tender, melts in your mouth

Americans drink the oil while they eat the turkey

>i wanted to try something different this year
>hasnt even fucking done it before
enjoy drowning your fried turkey in gravy just to flavor it

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Grilled or smoked is pretty good. On par with oven cooked. Best turkey I have had was grilled/smoked.

Fried turkey tastes good to me, but doesn't really taste like turkey. It's caters to undeveloped taste, in my shitty snoby opinion.