Why are progressive liberals better at sex than conservatives...

Why are progressive liberals better at sex than conservatives? A liberal girl i know really wants to eat my ass and idk how to proceed

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Fuckoff normie go watch big bang theory or some shit

Because people who claim moral high ground almost always have some sick secret they're trying to cover up by focusing the attention on everyone else.

Someone eating out your ass is not them being better at sex. It's just you being a homo.

Fag.

inb4 a bunch of degenerates come in to tell me it's totally not gay if the person shoving things into your asshole isn't a guy

>basement dweller with standards
welcome to Sup Forums

Liberals DO know what comes out of that hole, right? I mean, they have to.

/Thread
Leftist are masters of psychological projection and anytime they are calling people who oppose them x ist it is likely the things they're actually struggling with

Eating ass is fucking degenerate, you disgust me. Saged.

Do you have proof to back up your statements?

huh?

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some girl tried to eat my ass out once. It goose'd me that I ended up smacking her upside the head.

any kind of anal play a chick pulls on you is gayer than all fuck you fucking faggot

GET THE FUCK OUT NORMIE REEEEE

Non related advice but i've developed hemorroids, and they won't go away.
Not an inverted fudgepacker, but i probably popped them by squatting too heavy.

How do i fix my butt brehs?

>Conservative girls are hotter
>Liberal girls are kinkier
Such is life.

Practice.

This is not a good thing.

so you want us to say it is ok? it is ok burger, do it.

agreed.

>Someone wants to eat out your ass
>The person recieving is a homo

huh kid?

Get prescribed hormone ointment and talk to your doctor. 50% of males above the age of 50 have them.
I've had surgery 3 times.
Shit sucks, litterally.

How do I disgust you? Im not eating ass lol wtf

Fiber.

>having things inserted into your ass
Yes, you heard me correct. You are a homo.

I understand why a dude might like eating ass, but a bitch? Why?

>hormone ointment
wat

What is not a good thing?

This is statistically false. Every survey I've seen shows the more right wing someone is, the more satisfied they are with their sex life.
I mean it probably has to do with sluts burning out their pair bonding mechanisms by the time they marry but what the fuck do I know.

That they've had lots of practice, obviously.

Go for it, it feels amazing.

Degenerate people like degenerate things, user

Someones insecure. You dont insert anything in anyone either way so what kind of shit are you talking?

Can you go into more detail on pair bonding machanisms

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This. Either you have a conservative but boring girl. Or you have fun with a turbo whore. Winning is impossible.

the next step is getting pegged

>Why are progressive liberals better at sex than conservatives?

Because they let conservatives do it for them.

Stop putting things in your ass.
Fucking homos I swear.

Nigga you gay, just go to Grindr and find a man to ram your cornhole and get to the logical conclusion, you're just wasting time if you keep messing with females since you obviously want your ass packed full.

>Woman wants to lick a man's anus
>Better at sex.

What?

Also why? Why would you want to like a man's hairy shit hole? Seems like a good way to get hepatitis.

>not posting with a k'nex piece up your ass
Get a load of this faggot.

He means liberal girls are skanks and the one who wants to eat your ass has probably done it before.

Interesting post

Most weedhead hippie skanks I've fucked just layed there and were "too good" to suck dick. They were also skeezers who used the "you don't need a condom, I'm on birth control" line.

Enjoy your AIDS. Friend-o.

why are degenerates better at sex than normal people? A degenerate girl i know really wants to eat my ass and idk how to proceed

Fix'd it for you OP. No need for thanks.

I'd fuck her if you know what I mean

what did he mean by this?

Liberals=want to try new things
Conservative=stick to what's known

Now post more California girls

>wizards who didn't get any until 26 years old are less depressed than early mofos who were already fucking girls at 12

Are you sure your source is reliable?

What?

>better at sex
>more eager to do degenerate stuff
pick one

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How is a hairy asshole any different to a regular one for "hepatitis"

They're certainly better at buttsex

The could be hereditary, which means surgery for you. Push them back up after shitting.

I am part penne and its the pasta part of the family that has that in their genes, so ...

Actual... science says you are wrong OP

broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/why-conservatives-have-better-sex-lives-than-liberals
heatst.com/world/the-joy-of-right-wing-sex-why-are-conservatives-happier-in-bed/
dailywire.com/news/8943/study-conservatives-have-better-sex-lives-liberals-amanda-prestigiacomo
thefederalist.com/2016/09/08/12-reasons-science-shows-conservative-women-best-sex/
breitbart.com/tech/2016/09/04/right-wing-people-likely-sexually-satisfied/

LMFAO GOTEMMM

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Conservative women usually look better then Liberal one

>"you don't need a condom, I'm on birth control"
Enjoy the plastic bag on your dick faggot.

You disgust me because you even consider allowing her to do it to you, instead of dropping the degenerate, filthy whore in an instant. Still saged.

Don`t do it, user. Getting your asshole licked is the best feeling in the godamn world. You will never forget it and you will always want it and it will forever ruin your sex and love life.

nothing is more manly than making your girl lick you asshole while your nuts teabag her

I believe it is due to the sheer pressure laying on them. They are not there yet, but libtard women are starting to realise that equal rights comes with equal responsibilities, so suddenly they start to be the active ones during sex, trying to make you cum.

Now since you obviously have hardened your cum-resistance since your first masturbation attempts, you don't cum so easily. Which puts them in a frenzy. All that porn they watched with their "we're just friends" beta friendzone cuck has given them ideas on how to win this race. They thrust and suck and moan like a pornstar, trying to show you that they are boss, that you, a subhuman convervashit, can't satisfy them before you do. However, as you realise it you start controlling yourself even more, watching that little worm squeam at the tip of your cock becomes almost comical. And as she finally succumbs to her lust, you pull out of her ass and make her lick it. As you cum in her you know you won. You are on top, a whore sucking shit particles of your dick while you pump her neck full of white joy.

Lay down 20 bucks for a cab ride and get to the next one.

>your political affiliation determines your sexual prowess

Actually, men are supposed to lead every encounter with women, whether the encounter is sexual or not.

You want her to be "wild" or "dirty" or whatever? All you have to do is be wild and dirty yourself.

Basically, be a man. That might be hard for you, OP.

Licking anybody's shithole is a good way to get hepatitis. I only mentioned hairy ecause men are likely to have a greater quantity and thickness of ass/anus hair.

Under the right conditions you MIGHT be able to convince me that licking a woman's ass is doable, but a man's? Fuck that.

>Liberal
>Better at sex

Idk about you mate, but literally every conservative girl I slept with was brilliantly submissive and slutty once I got her home. Much better than the socialist slags that would talk the talk when we were out and about but would starfish as soon as we got chance to fuck.

I've sworn off liberals, they make my dick soft

Why is it liberal women always want to lick a man's ass hole? Has any straight man initiated the request to have his ass hole licked? Is it a ploy to emasculate men?

This was a really, really bad attempt at a 'burn.'

You know how many nerve endings you have on your asshole? In your rectum? These are erogenous zones that will make OP's orgasm more powerful and more pleasurable.

Why do you make it so clear that you're a virgin in a thread like this? If you've ever had missionary sex more than once and you're not a low test cuck-to-be, you want to diversify your lovemaking to keep it stimulating.

By what conceivable metric? Oh, wait, you're a paid Putin shitposter. Of course you want to trick us into breeding with bottom tier (((Christian values))) women.

OP, take it from a liberal degenerate. The faster you let go of your inhibitions the happier you'll be. Be totally honest about your desires with this girl, even if you're ashamed of them, and I guarantee she'll reciprocate. She's already taking the initiative. You're not far from materializing those bondage scenarios you've always fantasized about.

Fiber and don't strain. Let the shit flow through you, don't force it. Good posture actually helps, weirdly enough. Flex your back/arch it to help it come out.

Stay off Craigslist, pervert.

Getting your salad tossed leads to pegging. Then you are one step away from becoming a statistic.

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Firstly, Secondly, if you are into it and her go for it. If not, then dont. That fuckin simple mate.

Thirdly, there are some fucking kinky conservative chicks too. Repression does wierd things to sexuality.

Real question is: why are progressive liberals always bitching about sexual liberation and loose morals, but you can't say things like "I'd fuck her brains out" in front of them?

fart in her mouth and say "make america great again"

Obviously, but how is that a bad thing?

>You know how many nerve endings you have on your asshole? In your rectum?

How many?

They fuck more often = better technique post deflowerig-looseness

I guess it's not a bad thing if you're cool with it. I'd rather not have sex with a girl that's licked someone else's anus, but that's just me.

If a girl wants to eat your ass she is a fucking weido.

>conservative
theres your answer

Disagree. The conservative chicks I've been with are usually a lot wilder. They'll do crazy shit because they're into it.

Liberal chicks will often do wild stuff too but I always have the sense that they're thinking of the whole "narrative" behind they're supposedly "transgressive" acts.

>Not getting your salad tossed
>Not being alpha enough to dominate a woman and get what you want sexually
What are you, some sort of fag?

>get the entire rugby team to fuck you to get what you want sexually
>alpha af

Is that girl a smurf?

youtube.com/watch?v=vq7E95TD12o

Conservative chicks are definitely better in bed. They'll be your personal slut but only for you. Liberal women do anal on the first date and have 5 dicks on retainer at all times

>OH MAN, LIBERAL CHICKS ARE SO MUCH BETTER AT SEX
>I TOTALLY KNOW ONE THAT WANTS TO STRAP ON A 12 PINK DICK AND FUCK ME
>HOW DO I PROCEED!?
Fucking. Kill. Yourself.

>how to proceed
Burritos, beer, brussel sprouts after 5 days without hygiene

Just let him believe it all, it helps him sleep at night

That is disgusting. You're kissing her mouth dude. Think about the other guys she did that to.

What is the good life, and how do we live it?

Hedonism is not the answer, user.

That's fucking disgusting

She probably has worms btw

All the really conservative families I know have a ton of kids. Seems to me like they have a healthy sex life

>better at sex
If you mean better at getting STDs, it's because they are promiscuous.

Liberals are generally dull sexually, though. Because they don't repress anything in life, there's nothing to "come out" in the bedroom.

This for sure.

Liberal girls put little effort into self improvement because the world is telling they're perfect the way they are.

complicated way of saying you caught an std from whores

I've heard gays say this and I asked the same question.

They have no idea.

Liberal whores lack morals and believe they are are equal to men rather than subservient, thus failing to fulfill their submissive role to serve and please their master. Penetrating you is an act of dominance and super gay. Faggot.

My wife eats my ass out sometimes. She also pisses in my mouth in the shower and has me whipe her asshole with my tongue after she shits.

We both voted Trump