Which country is closest to perfection?

Which country is closest to perfection?

I'd say pic. related, followed by Norway.

Prove me wrong.

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1)Chad
2)Sudan
3)Somalia
4)Libya
5)Afghanistan

i agree with OP. switzerland is god tier

You are forgetting Sweden.

Best privacy laws.
Best gun laws.
Best living standards.
Tier 1 delicious food.
Tier 1 mountains & nature.
Tier 1 finance/technology job opportunities.
Your children will be multilingual.
People aren't cucks.
In the heart of Europe without the EU toxicity.

>tfw no Swiss cutie to marry and become a citizen

Why even live?

>Sweden
With those gun laws? No tbhfam

try again

Isn't the degeneracy of Norway isolated to Oslo anyway?

Yours is the only country where one can slaughter dozens of mudslims and get your own luxury hotel room. So I have to agree with you user.

You forget:
Best democracy
Best public transport network
Tier 1 Pharma/Food Technology job opportunities
Tier 1 Tax system, low taxes and towns urging you to not pay your taxes for the next 5years with 0% interest.

You forgot:

Extremely hard to become a citizen.

My auntie & her husband got job offers there in electrical engineering, they moved almost 4 years ago and still aren't close to becoming citizens.

Sweden is one of the most gun-filled countries in the world ye cunt.. Every native Swede has a gun or two, immigrants are skewing the stats

whats the deal with all the swiss ball sucking lately?

fuck them

Sup Forums loves to suck Zionist bankers' balls.

Switzerland is not a country to live in if you're not rich.

name a better country

Also, why does everyone wank over our gun laws/privacy laws, but not over our direct democracy? That's literally the main reason this country is god-tier.

If every country in the whole fucking world would get rid of their immigrants/people not ethnic to the country I can with 100% certainty swear that Sweden would be the best country in the world.

Singapore

>lately

>no pornography
>death penalty for smoking a joint
>can't even chew gum

now in fairness that last point i can sort of agree with, but the rest... come on. being rich alone isn't worth it.

also, i would say i prefer the weather/geography of switzerland, but that's subjective. definitely think i'd prefer the food in singapore though.

Norway is slowly turning into Sweden. People are freaking out because our minister of immigration (praise be upon her), wants to give the refugees food stamps instead of money; saying it fucks the integration process of people who are staying here temporarily. We fukt bois

oil monies nigger

100% serious, how would one go about moving there and getting citizenship? I like that you guys are xenophobic, but I want to be on the other side of the fence.

t. MSc Stats (Pharma).

Good, valid point. Singapore is like a Canary Wharf Republic of SEA.

It doesnt matter because the people are boring and lack any kind of passion. Most countries I've visited are more interesting in social / cultural terms.

On the other hand if you enjoy nature and dont like hanging out with others, its kinda alright.

Source: I work in Switzerland

fuck off frontalier scum

spotted the dirty frontalier

You need to be here 20yrs legally until you can apply. Counts double if you're 18. Although I heard that theyve changed it

I'm pretty sure getting citizenship in any country takes longer than 5 years. It's 6 for the UK from outside EU (5 year working visa + 1 year ILR). 5 years if you come from EU and 3 years if you get married.

I'm pretty sure for the rest of the European countries it's longer.

>no pornography
>no weed

These are degenerate anyway. If you ever want to self-actualise, you will not be consuming either along with fast food, alcohol and cigarettes. It's not a freedom issue, it's about healthy society and all of the above are addictive forms of degeneracy that have literally no benefit for you long term (more than 1 day).

0 fucks given, sort out your housing problem maybe

No pornography and no weed sounds completely fine.

REEEE

No benefit, but in mamy cases (weed) also no harm

There are downsides:

they're little

they're founded by calvinist democrats

Also they've basically stolen jewish money (nationalized hitler's gold and stuff)

Nie polecam pracować w Szwajcarii, nuda że ja pierdole.

Switzerland and Japan seem like they would be the best places to live if you were born there.

Moving here is easy even for brits it's Schengen so there shouldn't be much of a problem.
Becoming a citizen is pretty much:
>live here for at least 12 years (years between 10-20 count twice)
>live usually at least 3-5 years in the same municipality
>never got any gib me dats
>clean criminal record
>earn enough money to support yourself and your family
>speak the local language at least on ok tier level
>proof you're part of the community, accept our laws and are rooted in your local municipality as well as switzerland
>pass a interview at your local municipality proofing you know the basics of swiss history, law and geography.

even if you pass it all depending on your municipality your citizenship might be down to a public vote or to a town hall vote or hearing.

You municipality, the canton you life in and the federation must approve your application....

So it's pretty easy.

Every regular stoner I know is pathetic. They take 2 hours to find & buy weed, 1 hours to find a place to smoke, 15 minutes to share 1 joint between 5-6 guys, 1 more hour to discuss how stoned they are and do this routine daily while posting "Weed cures cancer" on Facebook.

That's my anecdote. I haven't really researched the physiological effect, but that shit surely can't be good for your brain & lungs.

Maybe, I know these guys too. Here (Switzerland) buying any kind of drugs is ridculously easy (every nigguh has them). So the "operation" takes shorter time.

If you're over 25 and smoke from time to time, there is basically no harm. Definitely not to others.

klepiesz kod?

Japan? High suicide rate, long working hours and men that prefer pillows over women.

Switzerland? If you happen to be born in a rich family then yes. If not, good luck with buying your own apartment/house.

dunno what's the fuss about us. Our cities are like every other european city: a multiculti shithole. Yeah rural areas are nice but same goes for other countries as well.
Also while earning here is quite high, so are the living costs. But it's nice when going on holiday though

>12 years
FUUAAAAARK

Niestety tak. Pracuje w słabym projekcie. Dorabiam sobie też kupując rzeczy w CH i sprzedając na świecie. Też trochę udzielam korepetycji

Togo.

Why?

You ask which country is the closest to perfection. The Togolese flag is quite literally perfect, because its proportions are equal to the golden ratio.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Togo

At least the multiculti has its merits, because of blacks it's super easy to buy drugs

well you could say that any country is good if your rich.
if you're the ungo-dongo clan warleader you'll still have a decent live

Not really. In switzerland quite often families take loans for tens of years to fund housing.

BTW what about new zealand and Australia?

Sympatyczni są ci Szwajcarzy na co dzień? Są jakieś dostrzegalne różnice w obyczajności u nich?

Imo we should increase it to 24 years, but that's just me.

Switzerland is nice but higher end salaries are lower than in Paris, London, Dublin, NY, SF, HK... Every master basically earns around 100.000 - 200.000 CHF and thats it. If you are talended you can make a lot more in bigger cities, Switzerland is for cashiers who want to make 50.000CHF.

It's gonna decrease to 10 years from 2017.

5 if you're married for at least 3 (fast track).

It's not purely about money, it's also about culture. London = cancer.

switzerland is nice but the people have some serious brain damage sometimes (neighbours calling the police for every little shit)

and they are getting cucked by germans hard xD almost every 3rd coworker i had was a german woman so idk

That's a plus because it helps keep out foreign trash and shitskins

The great thing is they can do on the national scale what ever they want, unless the municipality checks it off it will go nowhere, they won't lower the bar and there is nothing anyone can do about it.

Have you ever been?

Its as overrun with non-"whites" as England.

There is no such thing as a perfect nation, because pol's standard for "perfect" means 100% "white".

>SBB
>best

ayayayayayayayayaya

Tak jak pisałem, na ogół to snoby i nie mają prawdziwych pasji. Wydaje mi się że oni sa całe życie na takich zwolnionych obrotach. Żywot uprzywilejowanych :)

Trudno generalizować bo np. Część francuska różni się od niemieckiej. W tej pierwszej masz ludzi bardzo leniwych, w tej drugiej bardziej konkretnych.

Norway and Switzerland are some of the best posters on Pol, so it makes sense their countries are great. Dutch are pretty good as well.

SBB sucks balls.
Why try so hard to be an "eco friendly" country, when the prices for public transport are so high that is impractical to go by something other than motorcycle or a car.

literal the greens and lefts fault for imposing their offworldy transport concepts on the general public.

But hey our streets are getting cramped too so the only conclusion which is left to make is that we got ENOUGH PEOPLE.

FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Norway
I'll just leave this here...

infowars.com/another-pedophile-ring-involving-politicians-was-just-busted/

plus
low taxes
one of the highest gdp per capita in the world (much higher than the us)
and immigration policy that actually puts people of switzerland first, rather than people of syria

This.

Swedes are Germans without the sexual degeneracy.

>we have the luxury to complain about a 2min delay
>we have a public transport network that connects even the most rural areas
>density is second to none even in rural areas
>the whole country is a unified network with timed connections and universal valid tickets

It's not cheap but compared to other public transport networks? It's AAA+.

Ha, as if ! There are asylum seekers who get full dental care while native swiss people struggle to get even a cost benefit.

But the folk mood against our "guests" is rather dire in comparision with i.e cuckmany

direct democracy == 2 wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner

The reason why your country is successful is separation of powers, small government and low taxes, and federalism.

Not saying its bad. But look where it all goes, they higher the ticket prices on a steady rate plus bullshit like that "electro bmw" and GA for 12k a month ? wtf
the normal working joe soon is only gonna work for his flat and öv ticket

>Also they've basically stolen jewish money (nationalized hitler's gold and stuff)
I have read 10 times that sentence and I still don't see how it is not a good thing

don't forget the health insurance!

>people are boring
at least they aren't douchbags like Afrench.
jesus you guys are cynical and bitter assholes

1. Iceland (they destroyed their private bank system)
2. Switzerland (the citizen are based as fuck)
3. Israel (they own the world)

Man, I remember our government saying our trains aren't so bad. Had a comparison with you guys, saying we don't have that much higher a % of trains that run late.

What they didn't mention was, your criteria for "late" was 2 minutes, and ours was 20.

switzerland a great country?

the most boring people you can meet.
police at your door if you fart after 8pm.
the food absolutely disgusting (close to france but they copy the german type of food...beuurk)

Sorry if we can't feature regular gunfights in our cities like its custom on the phillipines !

>he doesn't know that we're teaching tourists wrong
>as a joke

VPN never heard of them?
swiss have many trouble guns related?
a country that does cows fighting says it all...

i'm moving there just so you know

Very boring country.

What ever happen to Swiss user adventures on the Rothschilds ?

switzerland vs austria what do you think about it? is there a obvious winner?

the jews got him

canada

>Extremely hard to become a citizen.
Why do you think it has remained great?

IMO Europe is a forgone conclusion at this point.

I've no doubt Switzerland will whether the storm better than most in the next 50 years, but in being stuck wedged between hell on all sides its not comfy DESU senpai.

I'll stay right cozy in American Empire and when thing get really bad I'll be innawoods in Alaska somewhere sitting on a stack of weapons, ammo, and gold.

Seriously a med kit? The only uncucked countries are USA and UK.

I'm interested in transferring to a Swiss college from the US. Any ideas? And what's the requirements?

kek couldn't save him.

Majoring in physics and political science. Need a higher acceptance rate due to shitty grades.

Feminists, the left and socialism would destroy you even if niggers and muslims didn't exist.

Australia has the best Constitution, the best HDI, is home to the most liveable city in the world (plus another two cities in the top 5), has gorgeous beaches, is one of the few places in the world that can plausibly claim to have undertaken a multiculturalism experiment that hasn't been an utter failure, is Anglophone, has extremely close historic, economic and security ties to every other Anglophone country, has a huge amount of water power that buffers it from virtually any threats imaginable, has an enormous interiror that allows for all manner of agricultural and energy projects without doing much environmental harm, has a higher GDP per capita than most other developed countries including the United States, and also happens to be home to the
>sporting capital of the world
>fashion capital of the world
>food capital of the world

Any way you cut it, Australia is the greatest country in the world, which is why we're so happy.

I still pay 3.6k for my 1year GA. Imo that's not bad. It's just 30% of one monthly salary, Thats nothing.
360 CHF/month for a 500 CHF franchise health insurance? Also not that bad.
It goes up but after all it's still pretty good for the service provided and so are the salaries.

Our criteria for late is anything above 1min and the speaker will announce it on the platform as a delay and you will hear the entire platform complain about it. Yes we are that autistic about our public transport.

>shitty grades
Then no ETH/EPFL for you, so you can still go to a clown university or stay the fuck where you are.

>political science
just

>>fashion capital of the world
>>food capital of the world
please ignore these, I've adapted it from an earlier shitpost and this is patently inaccurate.

Australia is the sporting capital of the entire world though.

>Then no ETH/EPFL for you
Overrated as fuck tho

just kek


>more kek

>Best privacy laws.
Wrong

>Best gun laws.
Wrong

>Best living standards.
Wrong

>Tier 1 delicious food.
Wrong

>Tier 1 mountains & nature.
Wrong

>Tier 1 finance/technology job opportunities.
Partially wrong

>Your children will be multilingual.
True

>People aren't cucks.
Wrong

>In the heart of Europe without the EU toxicity.
Wrong

Common Nobodys perfect.
Logically it has to be a LEAF to disagree on the mountains :p

Nobody is perfect and you're great by European standards but the thing is European standards are trash.

The quality of life in Canada and the US is just incomparable to the stressful cucked up life in European cities and that includes Switz.

Yeah France, Spain or Italy are great for the countryside experience but that's about it. You won't make a career on that tho.
Norway is the only exception in this shitpile.

sure, what ever you say, leaf!