"Oh you voted for Drumpf?

>im gonna beat your ass"

What do, pol?

Climb stairs

He lays one fat sweaty hand on me and he's gonna find out how quickly a well ventilated leftie reaches room temperature

OK let's do this.

Were it that I had the photoshop skills I would alter this to "drink white semen"

Laugh about his dead wife.

>he

check your privilege

Take a few steps back and wait for it to get winded trying to stand up.

Grab her by the pussy. What else?

stroll my skellington ass away while this thing gets its mobilty scooter started
It's a woman

Looks like an even fatter and even more retarded Patton Oswalt

I would kick that fat guy's ass, He's probably short too.

...

Stop assuming its gender shitlord.

White
people
Fuck

why bother trying to do anything when you're so fat?

seriously? clothes? make-up? a car? jewelry? pearls on a pig.

stop being so fat, first, then someone might take you somewhat seriously

Shoot him in the head cause he violated NAP

Nice ass.

kek

Please no xer, I will gladly fuck your wife in front of you now.

I don't think there is a more suitable model to wear that outfit. They really chose the perfect person.

*teleports behind u*
Oh fuck this smells like a fucking corpse of shit
*teleports in front of u*
BACK THE FUCK OFF?!?!?

underrated

Turn 360° and walk away

Push its face and strike behind its ear with a black jack. Walk away whistling the star spangled banner.

Move 3 feet away.

Daily reminder that Patton Oswald is fucking dead