User come join us

>user come join us.
>we were just talking about the election

Sure mom, sounds fun.

>mfw

the great meme war

Bernie should have won REEEEEEE

>Sits at corner of the table
>So little space my plate half balances off the side
So, mom, I've been thinking about the Jewish Global Elite a lot recently.

*unzips dick

>user, tell them about all the battles you had this election.
>*turns to the rest of the table*
>user's a meme-warrior. He loves Trump so much, he calls him the God Emperor.
>It's so cute! Go ahead, tell them, user.

i 'll slam it in her butt ( front - left )

>tfw all of your family voted for Hillary
> tfw everyone is calling Trump voters idiots
> I'm just sitting here while my brother who knows I voted for trump calls me an idiot but not directly
> feels bad man

That girl with glasses is awfully cute.

>mfw

She's also twelve, Mr. Podesta Bear sir.

>I memed Jeb Bush so much he was carrying around turtles in his pocket.

>*everyone laughs*
>Such vivid imagination user.

>drinking soft drinks, champagne and what looks like fucking iced tea for dinner

It's like they want to ruin the taste of whatever they're eatingg. Adults should drink wine or water, and kids should drink water and maybe a little bit of wine with water.

Fucking barbarians.

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"that's ok im gonna go play super mario world"

Let me tell you of the great meme war.

>Whole house voted Trump except grandmother who's glued to a TV

They haven't even poured the soft drinks into glasses. Just drinking out of cans like animals.

Nice get.

This. Most Americans are retarded.

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OF FUCKING COURSE THEY WOULD HIDE THAT CUTE GIRL!

>Entire extended family is conservative except the two gay kids and the feminine dude

Feels good

*unsheathes katana from my trench coat* "alright sure, but just remember that I know how to chop a Trump supporter in half with just the flick of my wrist" then I'd tip my hat for the ladies

>You did meme Mr. Bush, didn't you?
>Things have been tough on user since he was banned from r/politics
>But I think he found some new friends

This family looks pretty standard upper-middle-class Republican to me honestly. from left to right here's my guess of their political leanings

Bald guy and brunette wife
>Christian value voters
Blonde woman and husband in plaid shirt
>Cuckservatives, might've voted for Obama once and might not have voted Trump
Young guy in t-shirt
>not very ideological, liked Bernie a bit
Guy with white hair and wife
>cuckservatives but right of couple #2, probably voted Trump
Dark-haired guy and wife
>Lugenpresse-devouring moderates, voted for Obama and Hillary
Blonde woman raising wine glass
>Mainline Republican, dislikes feminists but was mildly offended by Pussygate

>tfw a friend of several years, who I thought was liberal, came out to me as a secret Trump supporter
Many a good bantz was had that day

It's actually Martinelli's apple cider not champagne which is the standard white people in America thanksgiving drink.

This piscture is actually so familiar looking and so reminiscent of all my family's Thanksgiving dinners holy fuck such nostalgia:

>the assortment of chairs that don't match
>the plastic fall themed table cover
>the arrangement of people at the table from young to old countered by the mom that made all of the food
>the martinelli's
>the fake plant in the back
>the glass cabinet full of useless bullshit
>random prints of artists nobody recognizes in frames
>the cheap chandelier
>eating in front of the biggest window in the house
>the all master race family except for the one nose.

hey you fuckin white privilege kyke bagel bastard reptilian lesbian Hitler pedophiles

>Bernie "I think breadlines are a good thing" Sanders
>winning anything
Bernie Sanders once joined a hippie commune in the 70s. They kicked him out because he was too lazy.

Talk about THIS
*unzips dick*

Some user told a story about his Christmas dinner when he forgot he wasn't on Sup Forums, said something like "Bernie's a fucking faggot", his cuck dad through him out and he had to drive 7 hours to get home kek

i'd smash that brunette

Can i go back to my masturbate and anime Cave now?

>oh, i don't care about politics, i'll see ya'll later have fun

They should drink whatever they want to drink.

you can make it through 7 hour traffic if you literally know you can blame it on the jews

You know what to do user

>user we heard your a Bernie guy

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My parents are divorced so I have a choice on which thanksgiving I can go to.

My mom's side is liberal as fuck except for one uncle who's a total bro. (Last Christmas my aunt was bitching about our state not taking in enough refugees)

My dad's side is legitimately racist as fuck (in a good way) and everyone gets drunk and smokes weed. On the forth of July we were having a legitimate civilized discussion on keeping jews a nigs out of the family.

Thus thanksgiving should be rad.

"Wow look who finally came out his cave"
"Have you found a girlfriend yet"

Hi mom

Let me tell you about the Jews

>mfw biracialfag
>going to the black side of my family for thanks giving (probably going to be the only non-Hillary supporter there)

Is the afraid to talk about politics with the family meme real? I can't wait to talk shit about this with them and maybe get some salty responses. Guess my anti social autism is just pretty strong.

I actually managed to redpill my whole fucking swedish former soclalist family. So there is always hope.

You can do it user

Those tables are tiny.

>Join you where? There's no fucking chair REEEEEE

top kek

>tfw largely uninformed family who know I follow current events more than they do
>"tell us about (subject), user, you always know what's going on"
>tfw burden of redpilling

the problem they have is they go into it thinking these people and their opinions are equal
its only good for entertainment