Canada/US Brotherly Love Thread

No Haters Allowed.

fpbp

blow the leafs
rake war now

Canadians make great beer

That shit they eat with fries and cheese is pretty good too

Their PM was a decent substitute Drama teacher

they are pretty good at burning

It's now illegal to burn leafs in most states.

>license plate readers at every check point

Americans get to drive tanks if they can afford and want to..........
That's pretty bad ass........I'll never have a tank 8-(

Love you, Leafbros. You gave us the greatest game on earth

>argentina
>white

pick one.

anyways, i'm canadian living in the states, and gonna have dual citizenship soon. feels good man.

>gonna have dual citizenship soon
trump needs to build 2 walls

I'm an American living in Canada with Dual citizenship bra, its bretty good.

Uh, before that, they have actual FREE FUCKING SPEECH... I'm most envious of that atm.
Hockey or Basketball?

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Thank you Americans. I respect your country so I want to give you advice on how to improve it. You really have to get rid of the second amendment and replace it like our reasonable limits clause charter rights to prevent the spread of hate speech.

I like the reasonable limits clause. That's how we can prevent hate speech.

Please export poutine.

Nothing else though the Canadian bacon you gave us gives me cancer.

Also male syrup and hockey are nice.

>second amendment
>hate speech

W E W L A D D D D D D

We have better ideas of freedom though you have to admit that. We have freedom of expression but we don't allow hate speech. We have religious freedom but we don't accept the Westboro Church. The United States needs to be more like that.

Canada has laws against hate speech, which I like. United States needs to have that even ask the Southern Poverty Law Center

DAY OF THE RAKE WHEN

This better be a troll post, because the irony of a Sup Forums poster wanting to ban hate speech is just too strong.

No

Fuck leafs.

When you are in the US/Canada border and you are trying to make Canada look good.

Why? I am a white nationalist but im not racist like many hate groups I see

Who gets to define 'hate speech'?
The SPLC is a leftist hate group

Tanks are legal to purchase in Canada, just very very hard to get and they take out all firing mechanisms etc.

So what you're saying is you don't have those freedoms. Honestly guys, you go all the way or you go home. You don't have free speech, you don't have freedom of religion, you don't have the right to bear arms, and that's okay. Not everyone is capable of handling that freedom, Americans are some of the few people capable of doing so.

Kill yourself, nigger.

America's a good neighbour, but California sucks.

God Bless America, you glorious bastards.

fuck this shithole

The best part of America is how you sell crazy shit to people, without much hassle. I wish I was an American, so I could live off the grid without dying.

Doesn't matter. Slippery is meeting the slope, and pretty soon you may be arrested for calling a male by the correct pronouns in Canada. Your "white nationalism" may not be racist, but I doubt the human rights commission will see it that way.

I would say the SPLC or the ADL could define hate speech. They are very reasonable and don't even define alt-right as a hate group.

The more educated a population is the more they can handle freedom, unless everyone in America goes through a College and learns the implications of racism and the affects it has they can't handle freedom.

>I am a white nationalist but not a racist
How many mental hoops do you have to jump through to believe something like this?

Not a big fan of California considering the SPLC states they have 69 hate groups

>economics in trash
RICH since he actually understands that shit.

We share the longest undefended border anywhere in the world.
Living in a border state I love that I don't have to worry about my neighbors.
The bastards have the best flavor syrup.
They have the best weekend cities to visit (Vic & Vancouver).
And they even invented the best sport: hockey.

I fucking love my neighbors.

HA GAIIIIIIIIII

Well I believe in multiculturalism and diversity and believe in equal rights and that all races are equal. But I also believe that Germany, Britain, and pretty much all European states are "white countries" which makes me a white nationalist by definition. I also think you can identify nations as white and non-white.

Maybe he's just a nationalist (not racist), who happens to be white?

You might want to rephrase that, buddy

Nice post desu.

Does your money really smell like maple syrup?

Ignore this poster

Nothing wrong with white pride.

leafleafleafleafleafleafleafleafleaf

I am a Canadian.

No, if anything College just makes it worse. We already learn about racism in High School history, all that college does is churn out SJW's with useless degrees.

But, disregarding that point entirely, America has had these freedoms from the very beginning of its existence, when most of the population didn't go to college and even the wealthy weren't as educated useful college students are today.

That being said, education does not matter with the handling of freedom. What matters is self control and culture. If you're a pansy who can't handle someone saying mean things and goes into a violent rage at insults, or if you tremble at the sight of a gun instead of learning how to use one like any self respecting man should, or if you think that those a-holes at the WBC should be shut down because their ideology might offend your sensibilities, then you can should in Canada. But don't pretend that you're better than us, you're just too weak to handle the responsibility that comes with freedom.

>I believe in multiculturalism and diversity
>nationalist
At first I thought it was around 7 but now I think you had to jump through at least a dozen mental hoops.

>all races are equal
They aren't. Should be treated equal? Yes.

So you can't be proud of your country without hating on other races. Gimme a fucking break. You been watching too much tv.

I've heard Canadian pussy tastes like maple syrup.

Ice Hockey of course

>You really have to get rid of the second amendment and replace it like our reasonable limits clause charter rights to prevent the spread of hate speech.
I will forgo my usual ridicule and say that we'll take your opinion under advisement, thanks

When did I say racists needed to hate other races?

I like the fact that I can wear sweatpants anywhere I go in America, and Olive Garden.

Good point. Racist doesn't automatically mean hate.

What happens if you wear sweatpants to Tim Hortons?

You fit in. Tim Horton's is a lot like the DMV.

It's a disputed claim, since the mint claims they don't add anything to the $100 to make it smell like syrup, but I've smelt them before and it really does.

It's only the $100 bill btw.

Topkek tim hortons is the neighbourhood toilet. You go there more to piss than to get coffee.

Too late now, the hate is too pronounced. We've crossed the point of no return. I won't even visit America any longer after a few months on Sup Forums

I'm sending bad vibes to you all.

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Subtle troll is best troll.

I wish I was American, you guys actually have freedom of speech, we don't.

>you guys actually have freedom of speech
Only on paper.

LMAO

FUCK CANADA

HERE THAT LEAFS?!

>EHHHHH??! WUUT? NO AMERICAN

FUCK YOU

FUCKING LEAF HAHA

good nobody wants to hear it

Fair enough, but at least you have a chance to defend yourself with that piece of paper, Canadians don't stand a chance.

Americans have the best gun laws.
I just got my RPAL but you're not even allowed to take a restricted handgun into the woods. Fucking bullshit.

Kek

Canada


best little brother america could ask for.

I'm kind of hoping Canada will accept way more refugees than they can handle, causing the citizens to resent Trudeau and liberalism and giving way to a rise in nationalism. Then they'll finally realize that they're just wannabe Americans and they'll join us as the 51st state.

>causing the citizens to resent Trudeau and liberalism and giving way to a rise in nationalism.

you underestimate how utterly cucked we are

Burgers are the best neighbors one could ask for.

Maybe we should just invade you. After all, your populace could really use the splash of reality that comes with free speech, and you're blocking the road between the mainland and Alaska. Blitzkrieg now?

Canadians seem to be pretty cool people, you just have to look a bit harder to find the conservatives up north, ya?

>checked

sounds fine to me desu, west canada is essentially US-lite

Conservatives here are like Trump supporters for you, we're just silent.

Well, not so much in Alberta. After voting NDP I doubt anyone will so much as consider voting left again.

can i join your club

Bruh he's a fucking leaf...he has never known freedom.
O' Canada (MAGA tear for our cucked lil bro$

True. If SHTF ya'll will be frozen stiff by the end of the first winter.

East coast is the whitest part of the country, yet we all vote liberal because our families did for generations...

This was fine when liberal prime ministers were still relatively old school, be we got cucked hard by Trudeau

Cucked so fucking hard by Trudeau

>You really have to get rid of the second amendment
A

fraternizing with leafs is unamerican.

day if the rake when?

USA is a great country and I'm proud of our peaceful relations and border.

How do you stay warm w/o sweat pants? o.O

I love you more since you voted for Trump. Europe is failing and this is a slight course correction for the world on the whole.

Swear to god if a leaf steals the next big get I'm getting my rake and going to town on canada.

>get rid of second amendment
>hate speech
This is why I don't like Canada

>tfw Anglosphere has lost it's special connection
Hopefully Trump can mend this problem. Anglosphere is best sphere.

Rub the foil on the hundred and there's maple syrup there.

It cannot be denied.

Away vermin

>blow the leafs

I always knew Argentinians were gay, must be why you lot lost the Falkland war so badly.

>wanting the americans to cuck themselves as hard as we have

Yo i've always seen america as canadas badass gun loving older brother.
Canada is not what it seems. we hide stuff well. SECRETS
It's taught here that americans all as a whole are rude cunts who are dribbling knuckle dragging dolts. I met a few americans in highschool. My eyes are open. I deny canadians social label of supiriority.
Just know one canadian believes in you america. Some of us see you as a role model when it comes towards standing up and taking no shit.

Americans are OK.
If they voted Trump!

Is there any place in Canada that is good for tourism, I'd like to visit one day?

I'm going to bed.

Hillary will be president tommorow.

Wouldn't know. Havent been outside my province.
BC seems like a good way to go. There are secrets in BC.

what has the land who spawned bieber even done?