Brit/pol/ - GET Countdown Edition

>Nigel Farage to fly to Washington DC in a fortnight to meet with Donald Trump's team on unofficial diplomatic offensive
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/23/ukips-nigel-farage-fly-washington-dc-fortnight-meet-donald-trumps/

>Eurosceptics attack 'doom and gloom' Autumn Statement predictions from independent economic forecaster
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/23/eurosceptics-attack-doom-gloom-autumn-statement-predictions/

>Farage calls for ‘TOTAL REVOLUTION’ in Britain following Brexit and Donald Trump victories
express.co.uk/news/uk/735754/nigel-farage-revolution-ritz-speech-brexit-donald-trump

>Forget Article 50! Britain can IGNORE Lisbon Treaty and quit the EU NOW, top lawyer claims
express.co.uk/news/uk/735699/article-50-trigger-lisbon-treat-brexit-Ingrid-Detter-de-Frankopan

>Autumn Statement: Government defends post-Brexit economy forecasts
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38087110

>Jo Cox: Man jailed for 'terrorist' murder of MP
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38079594

>The ambassador's reception: tycoons are spoiling Nigel Farage
theguardian.com/politics/2016/nov/23/the-shambassadors-reception-tycoons-are-spoiling-nigel-farage

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>tfw bregret

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Imperial Leather

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

That photograph makes him look like a bitch

Anyone hear the Tories laugh when Corbyn mentioned social care for the elderly, disadvantaged and vulnerable? Fucking disgusting m9.

That's because he is.

>The Brexit and Trump election wins were rigged so that people are too afraid to do protest votes in the future, thereby consolidating the power of the establishment

First for being right

I think they were laughing, not at the idea of helping those people, but rather the fact that he is all of those things.

that was kawaii senpai

He looks alpha.
>Stealing all the god tier chocolates for himself
>No one batting an eyelid cause they're too scared to approach such a dominant charismatic man
>Smug as fuck face

No. I don't believe you.

PRETTY GOOD TRIP

He is Trump's bitch now though

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>disadvantaged and vulnerable
Thats literally corbyn m8, hence the laughter

GOD BLESS AUSTRALIA

I'm jealous of your trip desu.

Please donate Enoch Powell memes to the cause

ty senpai, was in the readme of the programme though, I didn't mine it
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>Not calling that picture Pirates of the Karenbbean.jpg

Arguably worse actually

Back in the Sixties it was vicious, old-people-with-experience-of-life hating left-wing people who constantly mocked the elderly, laughing from their various socialist groups at "out of touch" Tories who were trying to keep a conservative grip on Britain, now things have flipped and trendy Blairites are laughing at old socialists

May should know better than to keep up this sort of thing, she's only making people like him more

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kek

Seriously though, I work for the NHS and the amount of carers we deal with that are fucking clueless is ridiculous. If its not a language barrier issue its someone who hasn't got the first idea on how to care for the people they're supposed to be helping.

Fuck you for making me laugh out loud, holy fucking shit.

That is the funniest image I have seen on here in ages.

Nearly woke my parents up.

Fucking hell.

Wow.

Surely the faggot mods won't prune this thread

May Kek's Croak deliver us from evil

>It's an "American alt-right LARPer tries to become a Brit/pol/ refugee" episode

Afraid I can't take credit for it m8. Someone linked it on here before.

It'll take more than sympathy for me to like corbyn
Hes like an inept uni student who hasn't lived a real life and thus cannot form real politics

Have any of you ever tried bacon and eggs and baked beans sandwiched between two crumpets?

She... has that in her house?

Post more funnies.

GLITTERED

Picked that one up a while ago lad, thanks for effort tho

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When no one was looking, Farage took Fourty ferrero rocher chocolates. He took fourty ferrero rocher chocolates.
Thats as many as four tens.
And thats terrible.

>George Galloway painting in your home

Kek
to be fair, I couldn't name a single Rees-Mogg speech

The leader of the Alt-Right movement is Barack Obama's half brother, Malik.

He would be doing a lot better if he didn't surround himself with people who are borderline mentally handicapped.

Doesn't even look like a fucking painting, looks like an image that has had an effect put on it then been printed on canvas and framed.

>that pic

Oh.

I think as soon as he steps away from Identity politics he will get a lot more support from the white working class, who seem to be unsure on who to back at the moment.

He does need a kick up the arse, the week Russia sends a carrier through our waters he releases a statement that "Gay history month" should be a thing in schools...

He needs to stop appealing to all the cry baby liberal uni students just because they're the most vocal. Nearly every political party assume's they are the majority but as Brexit shows, that is not the case.

>tfw staying up for the GET
feels pretty sad desu

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>the week Russia sends a carrier through our waters
They aren't "our" waters and buying into Le Ebil Russians meme is about one of the most left-wing things you can do

i should have read it

plz no bully.
I just want to watch Kek's Divine message unfold without hopping from thread to thread.

>Snooper's Charter
>Incoming Porn ban


I-is my Hentai safe lads?
Will GCHQ and Mummy May deem it halal?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Except hating Russia is a fundamentally neocon thing you spastic
Name a single establishment conservative in America who wants to go soft on Russia.
None.
Name a big western politician whos a lefty who wants to go soft on Russia - Corbychev

>Implying Corbyn and those around him aren't Kremlin shills.
Anyway his stance over the Falklands alone is electoral poison.

>the week Russia sends a carrier through our waters

The Britain doesn't own the entire Channel. Besides, Russia has an agreement with NATO stating that they can pass through with an escort whenever they're moving between Baltic and Black Sea bases.

>neocons
>not left-wing utopians when it comes to foreign policy, believing in the absolute power of bombs and Democracy™ to make everything better for everyone everywhere

I dont buy into the "Le Ebil Russians" meme at all.

By "our waters" I meant the English Channel.

Your hentai is perfectly safe lad.

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An Englishmans home is his castle desu

Best Speech EVAH!!

youtu.be/c0TG8RBff6M

Corbyn's biggest problem is that he's completely uncompromising. When he became leader, people pointed out that he had voted against his party over 300 times in the past. He literally just does what he wants. So when Labour people approach him with advice on how to win an election, if he wasn't going to do it anyway, he just ignores it. So he's never going to be electable.

But then, Donald Trump wasn't electable and Brexit wasn't feasible, so I can't write him off any more. Maybe his form of populism will be the right form of populism.

Sugoi~~ :3

The English Channel isn't ours
I know it sounds like doublespeak but since we're an EU province it's just an international channel, look it up

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Yeah okay but Mogg is a tool

kek, I knew you'd pull out the old hitchens "they're not conservatives because I say so" line
Doesn't matter though. The most leftwing popular politician in this country supports effectively leaving NATO
youtube.com/watch?v=Ycg71r-pK2I

What conspiracies do you believe in?

They should sticky the Shadilay song for the GET. It's such a good song.

Flynn.

>'I hope that's halal hentai?'

What are the initials of your real life birth name, current name and any other names you may have had?

The EU isn't so bad desu

I hate nigel farage

We should leave NATO, it's a supranational body that dictates our laws to us much like the EU and the purpose for it existing, the Soviet Union, has long since collapsed
Conservatism does come down to belief in original sin and the imperfectibility of things though, you can see this in any issue


Reminder for Mogglets
youtube.com/watch?v=c-7MbLwG0AU

what's your game?

No.

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Trump will cancel the wall.

Corbyn's Labour is quite different to previous Labour governments so when people think hes contradicting I can see why.

The man needs a backbone and to stick by his core vaules. Supporting remain was the biggest mistake he made.

Again I think he panders to the liberal uni students too much and fucked up when he realized he was on the wrong team when Brexit happened. Everyone knows he hates the EU anyway.

I believe that most of the major conspiracies came about from the establishment claiming to have the answers when they didn't, and being caught in the lie. There is no conspiracy beyond that.

>JFK was assassinated by a guy who got away, but if you were in charge of protecting the president, imagine admitting to the world that you were incompetent and that there was nothing standing between society and anarchy

>9/11 absolutely was Islamic terrorists, but they don't know which ones and again they had to pretend they did so they could keep their jobs

>That Lockerbie bombing guy was a definite patsy; he was innocent, guaranteed

ima get this shit, check it

>so I can't write him off any more.
We can always write corbyn off desu, just look at dem socks n shorts combo

>Being this blue pilled

Okay thanks for correcting me. I'm sure everyone who read my post knew what i was talking about anyway.

He still made the statement about Gay history month in the school curriculum though. Which was my original point.

Trump is a conman and Farage is his puppet.

so close

I really hope there's a Labour split soon, because it seems to be becoming more and more unlikely as time goes on. The whole Labour/Conservative balance is what really keeps UKIP out of power.

All MPs are tools, no exceptions

>Except me when i'm elected obvs

>The man needs a backbone and to stick by his core vaules. Supporting remain was the biggest mistake he made
This, John McDonnell should have become leader instead, a few months ago Corbyn wanted to quit but he kept him steady

People who want Labour, a party voted for by people who tend want social liberalism or economic protectionism, to be run by bland centrist Blairites are missing the point. Labour should be an openly socialist party run by people who are openly pro-diversity, pro-immigration, pro-fag etc, if only so that this inspires the Conservative Party to get rid of their Blairites and replace them with people who are unashamedly patriotic and so on

>Snooper's Charter
>Incoming Porn ban
Is my loli hentai safe lads?

>mfw shitposting in brit/pol/ in early hours of morning to see an arbitrary post number happen

guys, i crunched numbers, the get is gonna come in about an hour and a half at this posting rate, but it will probably be sooner since I've seen posts on other boards

Haha

This, I should have expected it but tonight is distinctly uncomfy

No. I've notified the rozzers, they'll be there shortly.

There's literally nothing wrong with being Tony Blair

Only when you are around faggot.

Arrogant.
Condescending.
Hypocritical.

I hope you get polonium poisoning for christmas.

>Then I told them that they could continue watching their Japanese masturbatory cartoon programmes and that it was only Islamic child rapists that would get sent to prison! What a sight it was to see them crying about their "Karen"s

What did he mean by this?

Hey britbros, mind if I hang in here with you and await the epic get?

>Wearing a dress with pockets
BASED FASHION/PRACTICALITY COMBO

t. Ahmed

I was reading up on underground cities in germany today, pretty radical stuff
> christ-michael.com/leaked-official-agenda-for-the-destruction-of-germany/

Ive gotten so deep down the rabbit hole I simply dont believe in anything anymore, but i'll take anything with an open mind, because who can really say anything is true