ITT: The plot of " An Alex Jones Thanksgiving"

ITT: The plot of " An Alex Jones Thanksgiving"

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Goddamn he is living like a king. That house is aesthetic as fuck

Then the Indians taught the settlers how to make water filters.

wtf i hate alex jones now

I think it would be a special episode like old tv shows used to do with a bunch of special guests

>why if it isn't Jessie Ventura!

Damn Alex Jones stays smug as fuck

He's been drinking everyday for months now. I guess his ex-wife got custody.

He posted a video last night of himself playing with a loaded saiga 7.62 in a room full of his employees. Someone was an adult and deleted it.

Wasn't that picture taken last year, be cause it was posted here weeks ago.

didnt his old lady leave his ass? thats why hes all alone? tough break-- at least he kept his house (man, selling water filters is GOOD MONEY)

>eating ham on thanksgiving
Why not just eat BBQ while you're at it, heretic.

living pretty well for a meesly water filter salesman

Jewish controlled opposition

who is he having thanksgiving dinner with? his parents?

Yeah he made me nervous when starting fucking with that gun. He put a round in the chamber for no reason.

fags donating and buying his shit + government checks = big house

I hope he's making good money... his overhead is 5 mil a month.

super male vitality bought that house

and aloha brain heats the pool

it is the round window and the rock wall that gives it that king look

"meesly"

stop besmirching the humble salesman

French style cabinets too bro. looks nice

That was a 7.63x39 not a ".308"

no it's still up

youtube.com/watch?v=a4ZWpwea8t8

looks photoshopped.

Mis read your post, disregard.

Only a real shill could afford a hat like that.

Is that a menorah?

The food and candles add to the ambiance too.

>theres a knock at the door
>Alex goes to open the door
>there stands Art Bell smoking a cigarette

this guy is the definition of alpha

At some point when he is alone and drunk he begins drinking unfiltered globalist water until he passes out

If the Indians didn't drink the whiskey fluoride, the pilgrims would have never won.

The Kremlin pays well

>Alex will never be your papa

feels real bad man

Gas the Kikes, race war now.

I fucking love this man.

I wish i was this man

ALEX YOU ARE THE TRUE GOD EMPEROR

TRUMP IS YOUR BITCH

I lol'd

I didn't even think to get cheese to serve tomorrow, well played.

Its nice seeing him so happy.

He used to be so damn miserable before.

Alex
>Josh, get over here

WHITE MALE
>That's that my name

unfortunately leaf his parents died

THESE MASHED POTATOES HAVE GMOS

YA'LL COWARDS DON'T EVEN GET

>You'll
kek

>movie starts
>alex spends 2 hours not mentioning the disproportionate control jews have over wealth and media
>picks up cheque from obama
>fin

>tfw George Noory ruined C2C