>be me >white male >have spanish last name >my great grandfather immigrated from spain >rest of my family is basic bitch american >whenever people ask for name name they say "oh wow i thought were white, i didnt know you were latino!" >"I am white" >no you're not silly you're last name is *insert generic spanish last name* >proceed to rage and go off on rant about mestizos and rapebabies >"why don't you accept your exotic latino roots?!"
Should I just changed my last name so when the race war comes I don't get gassed by one of these autistic ameritards that doesnt understand that Spanish is a European language, and not a South American one?
what the leaf said. stay on your side of the wall.
Henry Taylor
>>proceed to rage and go off on rant about mestizos and rapebabies
?
Christopher Cruz
>change last name
Don't be a Jew, Leibowitz.
Matthew Lee
Anglicize (Martinez->Martin) your name faget or you'll be a beaner to everyone forever.
Aaron Moore
youre basically the rape baby of a people similar to the french and the moors unfortunately, though it is possible you might be from one of the families that didnt have that happen
Hunter Lopez
why not just manipulate libcucks? they hate when their pets bite them
Gabriel Rogers
>SPIC SPIC SPICCY SPICCY SPIC SPIC WETBACK, BEANER?? taco taco burrito doritos, you are one bad hombre
Grayson Bailey
Because it's perpetuated by retards that Spain isn't Spanish, but Hispanic instead.
>Spain >white Please kill yourself you deluded shitskin. Sage.
Aaron Harris
Get better friends
Christopher Fisher
>BEANER BEAN BEAN BEAN BEANER BEAN BEAN BEAN BEANER BEANER, SENOR wet back = go back, maga faggot
Michael Kelly
No, you're like an inside man. If you ever get into a serious argument with a libtard and manage to corner them (probably without much difficulty) they'll call you names. Just a few days ago, someone mentioned I might not be qualified to be an RA at my college dorm next year because I'm a straight white male. You get to turn around and tell them that they're racist for assuming your heritage and go off on them from a position they're not used to being attacked from.
DO NOT CHANGE YOUR NAME
Wyatt Brown
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Ryder Reyes
This. If you're going around as Juan Carlos de Castellano y Maria or whatever dumbass spanish name you have, it's your own fault and frankly you deserve to be a mexican.
Logan Foster
>Hispanic >Hi-span-ic >Hi-Spain-ic That's why you're one of them
Adam Morris
be proud of your name. call those liberal fuck racists and they'll STFU. it's hilarious, because much like you my ancestors were from Portugal and I do it all the time
Jayden Reed
waste of 77s you nigger im not even fucking mexican. Why do fucking indians from mexico have to ruin everything?
Isaac Martin
But you're white. OP is a turdskin so it won't be the same for him.
Cameron Reyes
portugeuse and spanish people have literally the same DNA. The only difference is the language they speak. Fuck this gay earth im changing my last name to Smith.
Chase Brown
Ok, but you're great grandfather isn't your only relative. What about your mom's side? Where was your great grandma from, where are your grandparents from?
Levi Russell
he's not saying anything to the contrary, chum. Literally do this, I call people racist when they assume I'm "Mexican" too because I have a spanish name.
Brandon Moore
>Mexicans are half spanish >Spanish are half arab What's white about hispanics?
Jeremiah Adams
Just tell them you're Spanish how simple is that?
Chase Lewis
yeah but with a last name like Rodrigues, it doesn't matter how white I am, stupid liberals always confuse me for being Mexican.
I seriously hear the same shit as OP all the time, mostly from liberals. right wingers usually don't give a fuck
Camden Butler
I'm not saying you're mexican, I'm saying you are the one who won't use an american name. You're Juan Carlos de Castellano y Maria back in Spain, fine. Here you need to be John Charles Castle.
For a long time everyone in Europe did this. Juan and John and João and Jean and Sean and Ivan and Johan are all just Ioannes. I guarantee whatever name you have can be modified easily like this.
>portugeuse and spanish people have literally the same DNA Ok you're just a shitposter. 11/10 got me good.
Literally a Germanic name. Just change it back to Roderick like it's supposed to be.
Ian Price
>have spannish last name >mostly irish by now >blond hair blue eyes
i could probably mark hispanic for hiring and things
Gavin Rodriguez
americans think spanish=shitskin because mestizos always call themselves "spanish"
>Spanish are half arab
lol nice meme.
Elijah Lewis
they do have the same dna.
Logan Diaz
Haha just use it to your advantage. Affirmative action exists to give assistance to Latinos for some fucking reason just put it down on job applications or use it to get into a top tier university/law school/med school.
Use their bullshit against them. My friend has a polish last name but his grandmother was born in Puerto Rico. He put Latino on all his grad school applications and got accepted to 8/10 top tier institutions. They never even bothered to ask about it. Also got a $18,000 minority fellowship ontop of his stipend.
Joshua Phillips
>John Charles Castle
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAH
Owen Cox
I genuinely wish I had an identifiably Portuguese surname so I could get away with this. Many keks would be had.
Matthew Jackson
South Europe >>> North Europe
Italy is literally the best country in the whole European continent.
don't fall for the blue eyed blonde haired master race meme, look at Germany now, it's literally Cucked: The Country
Grayson Kelly
My first and middle name are english and last name translates to "oak trees" in english
Bentley Perry
i got news for you user, spaniards aren't white either they have nigger ancestry
you all should be deported to guam and we will sell it to the chinese
Jose Bailey
You're still a Moorish rapebaby. Sucks but tis true
Juan Sanchez
Hate to break it to you, bud. But Mexicans have more Spanish in their genes than Spanish today.
Reason being that Mexicans have that Spanish gene from their conquerors while the Spanish back at home got cucked by the Moors/Kebabs in a sense.
So hey, you can say you're arabic now. Bitches love that shit nowadays thanks to the media.
Levi Martin
Spaniards got cucked by the Moors before they found the New World...
Caleb Rogers
>*insert random western country* >white Kys
I have exactly the same last name. Come at me, lost cousin. Make the Robles Great Again
Connor James
If your name is John Charles Robles and you're getting confused for a mexican, I've got bad news for you friend. You aren't white.
Either change it to John Charles Oak or truly embrace your heritage and change it to يوحنا تشارلز بلوط because you're a filthy moor.
Liam Morris
>Make the Robles Great Again >Again
Thomas Morris
>Canadian education
Cooper Ramirez
>mfw Basque surname master race
Benjamin Stewart
tough luck son im a "filthy sudaca" from a third world shithole but with italian surname and italian passport
you can blame the mexicans for giving the whole iberoamerican world a bad name
Bentley Nelson
>Robles
Literally named after a tree species, you're Gomez tier shit last name.
Mason Richardson
I'm actually related with spanish royal family and the Planeta d' Agostini fundators.
I WUZ KINGZ
Isaiah Brooks
>the moor is angry that Spanish is a Latin derivative language
Luke Gonzalez
>t. shitskin WE STRONK LIKE OAK TREE
Blake Rogers
>t.moor
Leo Miller
>tfw A FUCKING FLOWER
Joshua Thompson
>Montezuma is Hispanic Nope, he was native Aztec ethnicity. This is like saying Sitting Bull was part English while his ethnicity was actually Lakota tribe.
Kevin Phillips
I have a similar experience, except I'm black with a Spanish surname.
There are people who tell me that Im not black when they find out my last name.
them: "Ohh, youre hispanic"
me: what?
James Rodriguez
moors don't have white skin spic
Eli Perez
I look Spanish with slightly dark skin. Olive shade. I had a class with a liberal professor who always wanted to talk about culture and ethnicity. I tried to explain I'm culturally American and my ancestry is from southern Europe so Caucasian. They thought I was nuts. But now every time I apply for jobs at schools/colleges/universities they ask what my race is between Black, Asian, Native American, Pacific Islander, or White. They even define White as having ancestry from Europe, Northern Africa, or the Middle East.
Asher Robinson
now that's a dilemma do you get more SJW points if you identify as black or as hispanic? this guy drowns in pussy, i can feel it and if you'd claim to be bisexual the pussy availability would triple
Gavin Long
thats the point mexicans are aztecs pretending to be spanish
Ayden Flores
Polish last name but dads mom is from puerto rico, white bloodline of western european , spanish lineage , i would bring up im part puerto rican , beaners laugh , question identity, Now im a racial realist white nationalist
Tyler Rodriguez
Are you actually spanish or a moorish rape mutt?
Aaron Nelson
If you act like a nigger then by all means, plenty of black Latinos don't like being thrown in the same group as American niggers
Luis Robinson
This fucking faggot makes this thread every goddamn day and you newfags always reply to it
LEAVE SPIC
Adrian Hill
>believing the I am white defense
Cameron Gray
maybe you should have thought of that before mingling with the natives huh?
Joshua Bailey
Americans are fucking retards. What a shock
Kevin Peterson
you act like it's bad asshole. You get to check spic now on any application and your odds of getting it go up by 50x.
Levi Reyes
just change it to something with De at the beginning
Henry Adams
Yep, I have ancestors who were Spanish colonists in Florida, and they just turned into traditional white southerners. If I had gotten their last name people would be telling me the same kind of thing.
Ian Barnes
not pretending to be from spain, thats just the surname that we got after you send conquistadores and conquer and rape the shit out of the population of Mexico,conquistadores imposed Christianity .
Tyler Clark
> ur last name has a de in the middle
fuck
Dylan Jackson
>be mestizo >have to pick either white or native American on academic forms >get looked at funny either way
I hate this. When are mestizos going to start qualifying as a separate race?
Robert Hill
Do Spaniards have big noses compared to the indigenous? I like the syphilis look Cortes has going on
Jack Jackson
cute
Jack Ramirez
Why is Sup Forums obsessed with Mexicans? Is either BBC or Mexicans.
Leo Rogers
my spanish side has big noses, thank god I didnt get one.
Adrian Hughes
Yeah.
White Hispanics need to distance themselves from mestizos
Elijah Williams
>question identity, Now im a racial realist white nationalist
basically this. I see that i grouped with other """hispanics"""" even though I look nothing like them, do research, learn that most of them are a different race, go down the rabbit hole etc.
Thomas Price
>Be 3rd generation Spaniard, Family has been in Texas since 1900
>Light brown hair, green eyes, neon pale skin, 6'0
>Guero as fuck, but fluent in spanish, love to dance all forms from merengue to bachata, real tight knit with Family
>All the Latinas swoon over me for being pale but "hispanic" making it so easy to get laid
>All their parents want me to be with them because of leftover notions of the spanish caste system, so a white hispanic is the cream of the crop
>mfw my family is actually from Andalusia and we just lucked out on getting the Iberian genes expressed
Ian Bennett
Tell them to point to Spain on a map
Samuel White
This. OP needs to go back to Mexico.
Grayson Evans
I can feel your pain OP, I'm half potato nigger and half white hispanic with a very potato nigger last name. I've grown up with an identity crises my whole life. I don't feel white yet I'm too pale to ever be considered hispanic or spanish.
Jeremiah Barnes
Cool story bro
Liam White
Pick mixed? Or native for sweet benefits if you can get away with it.
Joseph Rogers
No you're good, you would at least be a creole in the Spanish Empire and that's the original racial hierarchy
Dylan Perry
The Spanish aren't white. They're Arabian rape babies. Just like Mexicans are spanish/native/arabian rape babies.
Fucking mutts.
Jordan Lee
>basic bitch american >self denigrating
pathetic.
Daniel Anderson
i have long hair now and look like a conquistador or a musketeer
Kayden Perez
spanish/sicilian with polish mom here, also rocking the conquistador look.
Caleb Williams
>be some white Eastern European pagan heathen >last name is some fucked up mix of 9 letters of which only 2 are vowels >mom always gets pissed off at places when she has to spell it out for everyone >start school >kids being little faggots they are start overthinking about my last name >if you fuck it up it comes out as snickers >mfw everyone called me snickers
Ethan Sanchez
DELETE THAT PIC.
Thomas Harris
>American flag
Jordan Lee
Spaniards look pretty based in black and gold plate, desu.
Wyatt Wilson
Stop trying to fit in Paco. You'll never be white no matter what you do. You lost the generic lottery. Now kindly fuck off to the shithole you came from.
Justin Campbell
Genetic* have this sage aswell
Carson Jackson
...
Benjamin Reed
have fun and have a laugh about your self, you little entitled shit.
Jaxson Campbell
Just laugh and them them no, no, I'm descended from the side that conquered those guys.