Be me

spanish/sicilian with polish mom here, also rocking the conquistador look.

>be some white Eastern European pagan heathen
>last name is some fucked up mix of 9 letters of which only 2 are vowels
>mom always gets pissed off at places when she has to spell it out for everyone
>start school
>kids being little faggots they are start overthinking about my last name
>if you fuck it up it comes out as snickers
>mfw everyone called me snickers

DELETE THAT PIC.

>American flag

Spaniards look pretty based in black and gold plate, desu.

Stop trying to fit in Paco. You'll never be white no matter what you do. You lost the generic lottery. Now kindly fuck off to the shithole you came from.

Genetic* have this sage aswell

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have fun and have a laugh about your self, you little entitled shit.

Just laugh and them them no, no, I'm descended from the side that conquered those guys.