>be Christian
>walk in on your wife having sex with a black guy
>ask yourself what Jesus would do
>decide to forgive them both (remember the woman at the well, goy, you aren't without sin so you can't judge your wife)
>find out your wife is pregnant with the black guy's baby
>don't let your wife get an abortion, after all abortion is murder
>raise the child as your own, after all, it's what Jesus would do
Be Christian
Landon Lee
Chase Phillips
jesus would also fuck off to a cave and die or something
Jace Stewart
>be Christian
>see adultery
>reconignize it as a grave sin
>kill them in the name of God
>reconignize that OP is a sodomite
>burn him at the stake for faggotry
Ayden Long
>Jesus wouldn't have a wife
>Jesus wouldn't have a house with a private bedroom
Jack Wilson
Cuckface is real
Aaron Carter
Nope. Let he who is without sin cast the first stone...
Joseph Wright
this
Oliver Hernandez
I'm pretty sure the bible has some parts describing what you should do to a woman who sleeps with an animal.
Angel James
God is without sin. God told us to punish sinners. QED. Fuck off, faggot
Landon Bell
A true Christian woman wouldn't have committed adultery in the first place. Checkmate fedora tipper.