Be Christian

>be Christian
>walk in on your wife having sex with a black guy
>ask yourself what Jesus would do
>decide to forgive them both (remember the woman at the well, goy, you aren't without sin so you can't judge your wife)
>find out your wife is pregnant with the black guy's baby
>don't let your wife get an abortion, after all abortion is murder
>raise the child as your own, after all, it's what Jesus would do

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jesus would also fuck off to a cave and die or something

>be Christian
>see adultery
>reconignize it as a grave sin
>kill them in the name of God
>reconignize that OP is a sodomite
>burn him at the stake for faggotry

>Jesus wouldn't have a wife
>Jesus wouldn't have a house with a private bedroom

Cuckface is real

Nope. Let he who is without sin cast the first stone...

this

I'm pretty sure the bible has some parts describing what you should do to a woman who sleeps with an animal.

God is without sin. God told us to punish sinners. QED. Fuck off, faggot

A true Christian woman wouldn't have committed adultery in the first place. Checkmate fedora tipper.

It would be adultery so.., Actually divorce could legally happen.

Adultery is valid grounds for divorce, OP. If you actually read what Jesus said, you would know this. Strictly speaking, you don't have to do anything with the kid if you choose not to. Even in the Old Law, there is no talk raising your 'Wife's Son'.

Jesus Christ is without sin.

If you actually read the article:
They ADOPTED the triplets as IVF embryos after they'd already adopted two other black kids. Wife didn't get caught cheating.

Christianity isn't this guy's problem. If someone wants to be altruistic and adopt kids hey more power too them. In some respects that compassion is a virtue Jesus would promote.

This guy's problem is that for some reason he doesn't want to get his wife pregnant with his own fucking sperm. IDK what kind of cuck shit that is but it isn't just because he's some kind of evangelical christian.

She was artificially empregnated with black embryos because they're anti-abortion.

Sauce: washingtonpost.com/amphtml/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2016/04/21/my-wife-and-i-are-white-evangelicals-heres-why-we-chose-to-give-birth-to-black-triplets/

Religious people are dumb.

Every deeply religious person I've ever met was a massive cuck, a complete retard, or both.

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So only he can judge the wife, the husband isn't Jesus, so he can't.

>these mental gymnastics to dismiss what's literally in the bible

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AHAHAHAHAHA.
True Christians™ recognize that the Bible literally says humans aren't perfect, and ALL commit sin.

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Edit, because I dun goofed on the last point

Only through remarriage could a Jew raise someone elses son. Even at that, the spouse's former partner would have been dead, and according to the Law, that child essentially became his/hers. In saying that, Christians don't have to follow the Levite laws or the Old Testament laws of Israel. So if anything, you could Jews cucks, but not gentile Christians (ie you and me), since they aren't under the Law of the Old Covenant to begin with.

Again, if you actually read the Bible, you would know this.

>christcucks
Memes aside, christianity isn't the problem, cucks too stupid/lazy to actually read the bible and the kikes constantly lying about it are.

jesus christ took long shits out of his dirty, hairy, jewish, middle-eastern ass. he probably shat himself when he died on the cross as well.

Jesus told them to not stone that ONE whore.
He never said that the law was invalid.
In fact, he said he came to UPHOLD the law.
As in fucking follow what God said before.

Matthew 19
>8 Jesus replied, “Moses permitted you to divorce your wives because your hearts were hard. But it was not this way from the beginning. 9 I tell you that anyone who divorces his wife, except for sexual immorality, and marries another woman commits adultery.”

Jesus himself says you can leave your wife if she cheats

>he pooped
>lol that's a sin now
I don't rember that bible verse.

Nice memes.
To bad none of them mean anything.
Unlike this.
Which is acceptable because under atheism there is no morals.

>I-it only applies to that one specific instance!
That's not what my pastor said.

>my pastor
>my pastor holds the same authority as GOD'S OWN WORD
WEW LAD

Uh, someone who went to college for like 6 years, and has a father who was also a pastor, has more authority on what the Bible means than some anonymous Canadian trying to fit Christianity into his politics.

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>Gods words
>Allowed for subjective opinions
Hmmmmmmm

thats not what the story says at all faggot, those cucks decided to adobt brown babies instead of making their own

Nietzsche described Jesus as "incompetence personified hanging on a cross."

*there is no objective moral
Which means I can join the death squad to purge the world from degeneracy without worrying about a Jew God watching what I'm doing

SHE LITERALLY GAVE THE KEK THE WORST BABY TO HOLD

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