PAY TOILETS

I worked in a plant when I was 18 just when they was phasing out jobs to Mexico and south Americans.
We had to train them on how to do the jobs so they bused in a bunch of them and every single one brought a big plate of some stinky shit food to eat every day.
Wouldn't have even prank you in going in behind one of those smelly bastards after they took a dump.

You'd get a £30-80 fine here if you were unlucky. Usually they'll just tell you to fuck off. I was pissing into a river in london, off Waterloo Bridge, and two police came up and 'accosted me'. I told them I had to carry on pissing because I was drunk and didn't want to piss myself or on them. They stood and waited. I finished. They congratulated me on how long I took then told me to 'fuck off back to a pub or get a train home, stop pissing on innocent fish'

W-will you hold my hand while I go senpai?

In later versions (and Planet coaster) You can even change the recipe of your meals, As in, Maximize the amount of salt in your fries, so thirst goes up faster.

Congrats on your 6 incher bro.

It's illegal here too, but pretty much only if you're whipping it out and waggling it at kids. If you're just taking a piss you should be fine. And you will NEVER be done for pissing on one of these since they're provided by the council. I'm not sure where my picture was from, looks like Amsterdam? But in London they're set up down alleyways and side streets so they're not just out in the open like that. You basically have nobody around but other guys who need to take a leak.

I apologise for not videoing it.

>Shopkeeps no longer chase me off with a broom when I am drunkenly pissing and vomiting on their stoop, because the state sanctioned deification station is the only way to solve this problem. They prefer this station to being ostracized by drunks and city council.

>I will never own anything because I am a connoisseur of open deifications, so obviously I cannot relate to business "owners".

>My country intended to "civilize" the "savages" in India, but they were correct with so many things.. Mainly curry and open deification.

Never been more disappointed, Britain.

If we're in Soho I'm sure somebody will. If not, no, don't be a faggot.

Yeah I guess you were right it was 11. I just remember it being early as fuck.

I walked around every night looking for places to piss and everything was always closed. I was staying next to the palace but was drinking in different neighborhoods every night but it was always the same.

Me wandering around and getting turned away from all but one or two places in the entire district because they were closing or closed. Can Londoners not hold their liquor or something? Why close at 11pm?

Restaurants and little shops that might be open of course didn't have any bathrooms either.

I liked my stay there, contrary to my posts. The lack of trash cans, bathrooms, and night life were my only real gripes.

Lots of not British people too but whatever, hot Eastern Europeans are ok with me.

These only exist in cities. Faggots use public toilets as sex booths, so the cost is used as a deterrent against that.

In india they are called "toll roads"