Why the fuck is nobody talking about this? It's spooky. We're all about to be killed any geological second now. It's 100% set in stone now that each and every single one of us is going to die.
>Caltech researchers have found evidence suggesting there may be a "Planet X" deep in the solar system. This hypothetical Neptune-sized planet orbits our sun in a highly elongated orbit far beyond Pluto. The object, which the researchers have nicknamed "Planet Nine," could have a mass about 10 times that of Earth and orbit about 20 times farther from the sun on average than Neptune. It may take between 10,000 and 20,000 Earth years to make one full orbit around the sun.
>The announcement does not mean there is a new planet in our solar system. The existence of this distant world is only theoretical at this point and no direct observation of the object nicknamed have been made. The mathematical prediction of a planet could explain the unique orbits of some smaller objects in the Kuiper Belt, a distant region of icy debris that extends far beyond the orbit of Neptune. Astronomers are now searching for the predicted planet.
it didn't say anything about being killed. lying is bad op
Jonathan Powell
Holy shit >confirmed
Ethan Rivera
NASA confirms Planet X?
The very first word in the link you posted is "hypothetical".
Adam Kelly
>implying they would tell you
Brandon Nelson
said planet would make a convenient base for the lizard ppl.
quite plausible, if you ask me.
Juan Phillips
Its been the same Aussie all night shitposting like a leaf
Normally i enjoy the strayan shitposts but this is just sad
Landon Richardson
I used to be a Trump supporter, but after reading about planet x, I'm not so sure.
Tyler Anderson
...
Ryder Clark
Me too. I'm a Planet X'er now.
Jose Ross
This isn't fucking news. It's been speculated for years and years. And how in the fuck is anything that probably orbits half a lightyear or more from the sun a threat to life on earth?
Russians are now expanding their bunkers in hopes that Earth isn't wiped out.
Jack Morales
SAGE ALL FIELDS :^)
Jose Russell
I remember kids telling me about Planet X on the fucking handball courts in 2nd grade. It's a Jewish lie, pay it no heed.
Joshua Walker
Earth is flat, idiot.
Christian Morgan
>how in the fuck is anything that probably orbits half a lightyear or more from the sun a threat to life on earth? one of the theories is that it can disturb the orbits of comets in the Oort cloud and possibly redirect them toward Earth. That explains the observation that there are periodic comet impacts and near-misses throughout history.
Nicholas Robinson
>It's 100% set in stone now that each and every single one of us is going to die.
Well duh, life tends to work that way. Are you sure you're not a kiwi?
Adrian Roberts
>the younger Dryas impact event was caused by Planet X fucking up the orbit of the asteroids, which came raining down on earth
>we're due for another one any day now
>we're the next Atlantis and we're sitting here propagating the spic-nig cycle instead of making space habitable
Luke Rogers
>Caltech researchers have found evidence suggesting there may be a "Planet X" deep in the solar system. >may be
Get killed OP.
Mods, delete this thread.
Logan King
Shieeet - it's all ogre now.
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Landon Brooks
It's very hard to confirm it's out there with even modern technology. If it is there, we are fucked.
Mate, these guys don't fuck up their life by saying "LEL MAYBE" and then get proven wrong. These guys only say maybe when they are 99% sure.
Lucas Adams
Why Niburu/ PlanetX is horseshit
>Science >2 Billion years > 20,000 earth year orbit
Do the math.......
Either religion is right and it isn't real Or Science is right and it still isn't real
Besides why the fuck would you want to know? Something that size guarantees everyone death, including those who make it into space at the last second because the planet will be entirely destroyed on impact.
Asteroid scares are always initiated when something big is going on in the background you stupid fucks
Matthew Hughes
>open Sup Forums for my bedtime happenings >see this >zone my beer-slugged brain into focus >see pic related >look back on OP, see "100% chance of" >look back on actual facts >look at OPs post with one eye for focus >see flag >I'm a sucker. Australia strikes again. >emu war when
Juan Walker
>we've only had 2016 years to observe the world and the universe
Kiwi with a proxy confirmed.
Julian Walker
kek you beat me to it.
Benjamin Price
none of that is proven, not even the existence of planet x
but yes, the fact that we don't have some asteroid/comet defense system by now is embarrassing
Xavier Howard
Title of article is literally HYPOTHETICAL Planet X
Joshua Moore
>geological second
are you the same faggot that made that stupid yellowstone thread an hour ago? kys, roo
sage
Jaxson Sanders
I know. I've been fooled many a time. Something needs to be done about Earth's bottle kids
Parker Gutierrez
Yeah or when there's an asteroid in the solar neighborhood
Jeremiah Mitchell
Will you be able to get there? No Will it provide eternal life? No Will it provide a self sustaining energy source? No Will it cure cancer? No Will it provide jobs? No
Who the fuck cares
James Clark
What is this geological second meme?
Thomas Powell
What cucked to fuck name are they gonna give this when they actually discover it? Lefties are totally going to be in charge of naming it
Matthew Lopez
You and your friend are a bit naive to just how big our solar system is and how little relative gravitational effect Earth has as opposed to other bodies. Asteroids aren't "overdue" like some appointment. The Oort cloud is incredibly large and incredibly spaced out.
Planet X has been disputed over and over again. Some people claimed that our unitary star system doesn't make sense cause so many systems are binary. So they proposed a brown dwarf to no avail. Then they proposed it again, because of Sedna's odd orbit. Then they realized it was just an incorrect calculation.
Planet X would be real fucking neato, but there's no hard evidence.
WISE catalogs near-Earth bodies that may pose a risk or just happen to be close by. There is one thing that is true, NASA and other institutions have already claimed that there are currently no protocols to dealing with asteroids heading towards Earth.
Dominic Watson
but will it cause mega-tidal waves and extreme volcanic activity? yes
Hudson Thompson
>PLANET X >X is the roman numeral for 10 >heretic revisionist shitlords cucking Pluto BTFO for all of eternity
Asher Roberts
It doesn't matter if it exists. There are still millions of light years between us and it.
Lucas Morris
Source please.
Adrian Hughes
>Jupiter being a bro The only reason we've lived this long
Ayden Rogers
This is old news OP. And it has nothing to do with the crashing-this-planet-with-no-survivors planet X that a retarded schizophrenic made up.
Robert Collins
STATISTICALLY overdue, which doesn't really imply asteroid's gonna hit us soon, but on average it should've hit by now.
Grayson Williams
is red the asteroid belt?
Adam Allen
> not understanding what the word hypothetical means
Bentley Cook
Yea, Jupiter stops most from being pulled toward the inner planets while also ejecting the weakest out altogether via gravity slingshot. Or something like that
James Davis
oh wow Did not know Jupiter affected the asteroids so much.
Yet couldn't its gravity going past maybe also dislodge some into the inner planets too?
David Baker
Jupiter is the best.
William Barnes
You know, I actually had respect for your flag whenever I saw it on Sup Forums, cause I know I was going to get a somewhat grounded opinion. But, get your head out of your ass.
Hell, I've even got the honor to chat with people who developed the WISE satellite and never heard any of them claim this "overdue" bullshit. Especially considering they're in the business and could probably get even more grant money proposing that we were "overdue" to easily scared government workers.
Alexander Perry
>he's a proofcuck are you 16? something doesn't need to be "proven" for you to make a compelling case for its existence
Mason Jenkins
>It's 100% set in stone now that each and every single one of us is going to die. literally true for every single being the moment they are conceptualized
Jace Wilson
>people still disbelieve god
Nathaniel Robinson
That's also what I've heard but it's pulling and ejecting more than what it's sending our way so I guess we'll need to learn how to deal with the stragglers ourselves
Jaxson Flores
>jupiter is the guardian, representing generosity and friendliness the more you study astrology the more you realize it's all true
Ayden Ramirez
shut the fuck up faggot, I've seen the evidence, but there is no definitive proof until someone decides to send a probe over there or something, but the point is there is no reason to bring up planet x when talking about large space objects that can kill us all because that can happen with or without planet x, thus countermeasures should be created anyway
Jayden Reed
The planets are more or less stable in perpetuity, as far as human timescales go. Barring any external interference.
>Aliums
Jaxon Cooper
>meteors fall in craters
Henry Harris
It was always set in stone that each and every single one of us is going to die.
Andrew Price
>literally countless planets in countless systems >somehow we were placed in the EXACT right place at EXACTLY the right time >pure coincidence Whatever god may be, he is glorious and his creations wonderful
Jack Carter
But what if you study astronomy?
Josiah Lewis
>leaf
Jose Sanders
We're all in this together m8.
Mason Garcia
fake news
Lincoln Gomez
Well duh
The reptillians that have infiltrated, subverted, and control humanity, come from such a planet.
The saucers are theirs; they're powered something akin to the EM drive
Joshua Morris
This. Shitskin
Carson Ramirez
Here's a quick explanation for those who are new to this shit. Conspiracy retards have been rambling about some invisible planet in the solar system with spooky magic effects. They call it Nihiru or planet X. Coincidentally, Nasa is considering the possibility that there may be a very distant object that barely orbits the solar system and which may be responsible for certain deviations in far away orbits. It is so far away that it has zero impact on Earth and it literally has nothing in common with the idea of Planet X or Nihiru or whatever but that's not going to stop the neurotic uneducated retards at /x/ from coming to the conclusion that it must be the same conceptual planet.
Dylan Turner
I though Niburu was destroyed and became the asteroid belt, which is why space jews harvest earth golds.
Hunter White
What the hell is a Planet X and why should we care?
Owen Taylor
>There's a 10th planet >Suddenly we're all going to die what are you smoking lad?
Camden Price
>X is also used to define an unknown >Planet X is Planet Unknown/Unidentified >X-Ray >10-Ray Fucking burger education.
Jaxson Davis
My shitposting aside I think this was/has been news for a while. There is a body designated Planet X due to the detection of gravitational disturbances that would suggest a planetoid sized body is very deep orbit that only "swings" into the known and observed solar system every 12-20,000 years and upsets the Kuiper Belt asteroids which we are well protected from by Jupiter so nerds dub it the destroying Planet/Planet X
Hudson Watson
This is the Theoretical Orbit of this planet
Easton White
thank you jupiter.
also. can someone link me to this .gif, its fucking rad.
Joshua Reed
you are retarded.
Charles Peterson
>Each and every one of us is going to die Is this news for you?
Aiden Long
>if earth was 1 inch closer to the sun we'd all burn to death
Jonathan Rivera
That looks...complicated
Jackson Cook
Well, no, but we've only had optics for like 400 years and radio telescopes for
Blake Wood
>lady on bus says this >"better not jump then" >[keks externally]
Zachary Morgan
>make up stories about the universe >ramp up perception of instability in space >use fear of 'annihilation from space' to take over world >what a genius plan, master goyimstein >sure got us gentiles on a leash piss off
Planet Nine is real and it's a Super Earth. It was known to the Sumerians as 'Nibiru'.
Leo Ramirez
>any geological second now. STOP
Henry Garcia
This is just the opening that Jeb! needs
Zachary Adams
Here's a more clearer one
Wyatt Thomas
Sorry Wrong one
Jason Thomas
Is the great attractor another universe closing up onto us?
Leo Davis
Jupiter has been called 'the lucky planet' by BOTH ancient astrologers AND modern astronomers. Modern astronomers call Jupiter 'the lucky planet' because Jupiter's mighty gravity has protected Earth from asteroids and comets that could have EASILY wiped out ALL LIFE ON EARTH (like Comet Shoemaker–Levy 9, for example). Astrology is REAL. The so-called 'horoscopes' that you read in newspapers is NOT 'astrology', it's bullshit. But astrology itself is REAL and it is a SCIENCE (and a VERY ANCIENT SCIENCE at that!). The rulers of this world take astrology VERY seriously because they KNOW what the true nature of 'reality' itself is. The rulers of this world do not COUGH if it isn't astrologically beneficial to their agendas. The rulers of this world do NOT want you to take astrology seriously. Everything in this universe is made of vibrational information fields. When the vibrating fields of information that a planet is made of collide with the vibrating fields of information that you are made of, we call this phenomenon 'astrology'. There is nothing 'supernatural' about astrology, we can describe the phenomenon called 'astrology' in a purely scientific language, it's just that astrology is a subtle phenomenon that occurs at levels of the electromagnetic spectrum that are beyond visible light - and that is why most people cannot perceive the phenomenon called 'astrology' (because we live in a physical world and astrology is a non-physical phenomenon..... like almost every other phenomenon in existence).