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[Mason Jackson]

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[Austin Foster]

YOU OWN NOTHING!!!!
YOU OWN NOTHING!!!!
AMERICA IS NOT YOURS!

[Brayden Adams]

She's finally coming out as a man?
Has Obama been naughty? Is he getting some coal in his stocking this year?

[James Campbell]

>Malkin
"I hate White men a lot, but not enough to avoid marrying one."

[Josiah Miller]

What white guys can do better in 2017

[Austin Smith]

Michelle's pants have a lump of coal in them

[Nathaniel Martin]

Michael was denied access to the women's restroom so she did it on the floor

[Leo Thomas]

Only Allah will know where I keep my lump of coal

[John Torres]

idk... something about her white family in law?

[Cooper Cox]

kek