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YOU OWN NOTHING!!!!
YOU OWN NOTHING!!!!
AMERICA IS NOT YOURS!

She's finally coming out as a man?
Has Obama been naughty? Is he getting some coal in his stocking this year?

>Malkin
"I hate White men a lot, but not enough to avoid marrying one."

What white guys can do better in 2017

Michelle's pants have a lump of coal in them

Michael was denied access to the women's restroom so she did it on the floor

Only Allah will know where I keep my lump of coal

idk... something about her white family in law?

kek

He's talking about his testicles.

boy I wonder if this is Trump related

michelle obongo got breast cancer

>lump

"She"'s pregnant.

Michelle Obama is Christmas Lump of Coal

yep. a dick.

just nigger things

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So what does the lump of coal refer to?

Erm, wtf?

The she boon has a cyst in her ovaries

KILL WHITEY HISTORICAL REVISIONISM KILL WHITEY KILL WHITEY DONALD TRUMP IS FIGURATIVELY HITLER
KILL
WHITEY
REEEE
was I correct?

Fucking stole my trips reeeeeee

jews will steal christmas, my digits proove it

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I'm sorry I can't contain my Judaism

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Probably this

blah blah white people are the devil blah blah

Burn the coal, pay the toal

>toal
It's toll you retarded nigger
Get a dictionary for christmas

Trump took a shit down the white houses' chimney

>americans elected by this man.

Great ape shits itself.

Dumb spic scum.

bump for lump

She's made it her life goal that schoolkids never get a full lunch again.

Malkin is anti-Obama/anti-Identity politics as they come idiots.

Russians
Racists
Trump
Racist Trump
Literally Hitler
Putin and Trump

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Michelle stops burning coal; puts in stocking instead.

Get a brain you moran.

Invisible. In the dark. Unless smiling.

Hahahahahahahahahaha.

If only they were inaudible.

my answer
youtube.com/watch?v=9ycsscUyQ84

Trump is a bigoted sexist neo-nazi SHITLORD that wants to exterminate all non-white people. Fuck Trump and fuck white people. Choose Hope! Choose Hope!

Dicks out for Harambe

Check em'

That hand gesture is the same used by the Islamic State.

Kek

Fuck. Is that picture real? Look at her hands.

Checked

Okie dokie uuhhhhh uuhhhh

Lump of coal: one of Michelle Obamas testicles.