Norwegians have some of the worst history of all the worlds countries. They compensate this by calling us swedes for cucks despite being the 2nd most cucked nation in the nordics. They always want to keep their shitty history secret, but i will make the world a favor and tell about it.
The start of their history is as vikings. Who were known as big, brave men who plundered villages and similar stuff. But since they all suffer from crippling social anxiety, they tried to stay relevant by finding uninhabited islands and later """"discovering"""" america (arctic tundra).
They later turned Christian and made the norwegian """empire""" which consisted of arctic tundra and mountains no one else wanted. After that the reality came to them and the way more historically and culturally rich denmalk conquered them along with us. We eventually broke free but as you can guess that was nothing the norwegians could ever accomplish alone.
Danish control eventually ended in early 19th century but people knew norway didn't have the capacity to live on as an independent nation and that's how my much more country fell in control over it.
In the early 20th century, the norwegians finally gained independence, presumably as a sign of pity from their swedish overlords. That didn't last however since the germans had seen the mistake and easily conquered it during ww2. But as you know the germans lost and the norwegians had to continue their pathetic existence.
They lived on as the poorest, least successfull of his scandinavian brothers. Until they out of pure luck, managed to find shit tons of oil and became rich because of it.
And that's the entirety of Norways history. How does it feel to have such a boring, empty history?
