Nowegian history

Norwegians have some of the worst history of all the worlds countries. They compensate this by calling us swedes for cucks despite being the 2nd most cucked nation in the nordics. They always want to keep their shitty history secret, but i will make the world a favor and tell about it.

The start of their history is as vikings. Who were known as big, brave men who plundered villages and similar stuff. But since they all suffer from crippling social anxiety, they tried to stay relevant by finding uninhabited islands and later """"discovering"""" america (arctic tundra).

They later turned Christian and made the norwegian """empire""" which consisted of arctic tundra and mountains no one else wanted. After that the reality came to them and the way more historically and culturally rich denmalk conquered them along with us. We eventually broke free but as you can guess that was nothing the norwegians could ever accomplish alone.

Danish control eventually ended in early 19th century but people knew norway didn't have the capacity to live on as an independent nation and that's how my much more country fell in control over it.

In the early 20th century, the norwegians finally gained independence, presumably as a sign of pity from their swedish overlords. That didn't last however since the germans had seen the mistake and easily conquered it during ww2. But as you know the germans lost and the norwegians had to continue their pathetic existence.

They lived on as the poorest, least successfull of his scandinavian brothers. Until they out of pure luck, managed to find shit tons of oil and became rich because of it.

And that's the entirety of Norways history. How does it feel to have such a boring, empty history?

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Cuck.

really makes you think.

Cuck

Get rekt, swecuck

Are you ethnically Swedish or just some foreigner trying to make the Norwegians commit suicide?

the butthirst is real.

I feel sad for you.

Ethnically

>They compensate this by calling us swedes for cucks despite being the 2nd most cucked nation in the nordics
>2nd
I wonder who is first

Im sure the greater norwegian reich is not such a pipe dream since you will soon need foreign aid yourself:^).

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I wonder who is behind this post

So its pretty much just as any middle east oil power?

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>Swedish delusion intensifies

Stop, my sides

Fucking This. Also they are like 5% less cucked then us. We dont have the muslim enclaves in the center of our capital like Norway. Also by polls close to 50% of voting age men are for Sweden Democrats. SD are bigger then the similar party in Norway that btw are more establishment than SD..

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>How does it feel to have such a boring, empty history?

At least we'll still have a history in 20 years

youtube.com/watch?v=znN3Tm36Vt8

Still a better history than Croatia's.

Fro maximum keks, watch the last minute of this video.

>muh history

Holy shit this is triggering

Keep crying Swede cuck it won't make Sweden any less cucked, id rather move to Norway then swedenistan

You forgot the part where Norway was relevant and you were not.

Why are nordic bantz so weak?

My favorite Norwegian myth is how we got our independence 17th of May 1814.

In reality we promptly got invaded by Sweden and got forced to rewrite our constitution like a bitch.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish–Norwegian_War_(1814)

It's just Swedish bantz, they know there country if fucked. There just in denial

Autism.

Cuckold wars

Can confirm.

The perfect holiday games desu.

I now hav a sudden urge to go to sweden and FIGHT

street rules? I'll teach ya street rules. fucking 19/10 rage

Most Jewy video I've seen in a while, everything is cut to fake the situation. Literally nothing on the video is true. All the clips are from the Middle East, and the girl that was in a crowd was some Danish girl on holiday in the Middle East as well. Talk about low quality Jew propaganda.

You forgot the part where they elected a Dane to be their king, cuck.

Quiet peasant.

Literally everything in the video is true.