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The last time Yellow Stone erupted was 640,000 years ago, what the fuck are you talking about.

have fun migrating to latin america.

The first thing that would happen is every nigger and liberal that isn't dead will suddenly want to live in the south, and the average southerner usually buys land to put a house filled with guns on it. We can build a wall with the bodies after the first few waves.

>what is a pyroclastic flow

>posts Nic Cage's Autistic obese bastard
ah you dont know shit.

Ohio is such an amazing state, there literally are no issues there whatsoever and it's so wealthy and they are such an informed people over there that their votes tend to be the ones winning the election

sure you will Jethro.
Your mobility scooter will sure help in that

>The I have only seen hawaiian volcanoes erupt starter pack
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Permian–Triassic_extinction_event#Volcanism

Two words: pyroclastic flows
Your gas masks arent going to do shit to the superheated high density gas of sulfur compounds.

so they voted for nixon reagan and bush?

What about an oxygen tank while you relocate?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_human_evolution
2.5 million years for the Homo Genus alone

If you want to be more accurate
The oldest known tools are 3+ MILLION years old.


>what is pyroclastic flows
Something largely controlled by gravity and land shape.
Hence the flow in the name.