White People

So I guess the memes are out, apparently its now officially known whites can't cook or eat good, discuss.

I'm 19 years old.

I am handsome, smart, athletic and virile.

I have a novel that is in it's final editing stage, and a creative writing professor at my college has read the first draft and thinks it's saleable.

I have a girlfriend who is confident, articulate, playful and spontaneous.

I have a small group of interesting friends from different social and academic backgrounds, and I also have many other acquaintances who see me as a reliable source of humour and good company.

Both my parents are alive and in good health.

I have no regrets.

I have already experienced three existential crises, the latter of which was described as having the depth and profundity of a man twice my age.

I am a passionate lover, a sharp thinker, and a trader of witty repartee.

I am not self-pitying, meek or needlessly humble.

I will live a good life at your expense.

White people can't coo-

only anglosphere cucks would find indian cousin good, since youre is even shittier than litteral poo.

...

White people also understand the actual workings of spices and how our tongues translate them into taste

>leaf

non-whites bewildered by science, you don't say

What excactly is that kind of meat?
Looks good, though.

>tfw white
>tfw cajun
>tfw the only niggers who've ever eaten my cooking say my food is too hot/spicy
>tfw have GERD from how much I put on my food